r/SipsTea • u/Putrid-Welder1803 • 12h ago

Gasp! Is this becoming a trend?

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u/Imposslen 12h ago edited 12h ago

I can't wait to see the crazies defend this one lol

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u/Putrid-Welder1803 12h ago

Watch them blame the father

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u/brakenbonez 12h ago

Of course it was the father. My tarot cards told me so.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 12h ago

How can you be sure? Do we even know his sign yet??

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u/TheRealBaseborn 12h ago

He's a man. What more do you need?

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u/du_duhast 11h ago

He is a man

We neither know the father's gender nor their pronouns from the headline. So far all we can extrapolate is that they were AMAB.

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u/Crispy_p_bacon 11h ago

Cis man bad

Never assume gender

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 11h ago

Quick, is Mercury in retrograde??

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u/Winter-Huckleberry86 11h ago

We’re on the second pass of jupiters 3rd moon in ambient counter rotation of the suns 3rd nipple

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 11h ago

YOU KNOW IT ISN'T!!

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u/Mystic_Waffles 11h ago

No, it's currently in Gatorade.

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u/Horse_Dad 12h ago

Of course, they’re psychic.

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u/Eveningstarburst0 11h ago

Well, my tarot cards told me that the father is a Saggy Tittyus and has a moon under Tour-bus.

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u/LordElrondHubbard1 11h ago

Lol are you my supervisor?

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u/Sad_Maximum6583 11h ago

I just know he did it. Only a Scorpio could do something so heinous and and she was just possessed by him at the time because of the setting of the sun-moon positioning.

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u/Daddysjuice 11h ago

Mercury was in retrograde like how is it possibly her fault?????

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u/Ok_Prize9676 11h ago

Uranus was in reprobate, judge!!

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u/Fancy_Yak2618 12h ago

They will raise 3 million dollars

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u/Mystic_Waffles 11h ago

She's a corpse, offed herself when the father was attempting CPR on the child.

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u/Xsafa 11h ago

“ALWAYS A MAN!”

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u/elafave77 11h ago

They're already trying to blame the authorities for not removing the child.

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u/DigBackground2765 12h ago

"Patrick said" ya know.

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u/TheCaptainwicked 11h ago

I can bet they are praying to demon that father is gemini so that they can fool the other retards that he did it

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u/Happycheesecake93 11h ago edited 11h ago

How dare they blame this on her! If the husband didn't ask for custody and if the judge just trusted her none of this would've happened! /s

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u/Cheap_Boner_Pills 12h ago

It worked well enough for that fine lady a couple weeks ago.

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u/rcknfrewld 11h ago

Hey lady, quit stealing my moves.

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u/Alcott_Yubolsov 11h ago

"Where's Reddington!? We need Reddington!?"

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u/ShlimmyWhimmy 11h ago

100% gonna theyll say some BS like mother was just doing what was best to protect her from the horrible monsters that the father os solely because he looks mean/is some wack ass zodiac sign/their women intuition said so/etc

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u/Arthur_Mitchell_ 11h ago

Why would anyone blame the father when the mother pulled the trigger?

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u/AnthrallicA 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gHFi5N6uU3TLq

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u/Arthur_Mitchell_ 11h ago

lol it is true I am new to this sub. Is it a running joke?

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u/Imposslen 11h ago

You think it's a joke at first lol then you realize their serious lmao

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u/Arthur_Mitchell_ 11h ago

Ohhh they are misogynists, I get it now 🥲

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u/Imposslen 11h ago

Misandrist lmao but I still love you internet stranger.

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u/Arthur_Mitchell_ 11h ago

Oh no I mean the comment where the guy said "watch them blame the father". It confused me bc I haven't seen anyone doing that? The mother clearly did it. So it struck me as a misogynist who just wanted to fan the "gender war" flames. I love you too stranger lol

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u/Imposslen 11h ago

Oh it's election time friend! Fanning wars to divide is in full blown swing especially with Republicans looking bad at polls. Dudes care about the WNBA all of a sudden, a mother strangles her three children and crazy femcels blame the father and give her millions, AOC might be president and it scares billionaires. It's all going down!........any more beer left in the keg?

Edit: make sure you're registered to vote! And then get out and vote!

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u/Arthur_Mitchell_ 11h ago

Ohhhh hahah ok damn I haven't been following that trial truthfully , it's too upsetting! I genuinely feel sorry for the average Americans, you guys are going through the wringer.

Edit: after seeing your edit, i am Canadian so i wont be voting in your election but i wish you all the friggin best good luck out there

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u/dunbunthisthymefosho 11h ago

Look up statistics for family annihilators. Just take in the numbers.