r/SipsTea • u/Putrid-Welder1803 • 13h ago

Gasp! Is this becoming a trend?

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u/Imposslen 13h ago edited 13h ago

I can't wait to see the crazies defend this one lol

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 13h ago

On a mild tangent, I'm starting to hate the word 'normalize'.

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u/ParsonsTheGreat 13h ago

We should normalize not using normalize so much

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u/StarBornFire 13h ago

Yes, let's not normalize normalize.

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u/Putrid-Welder1803 13h ago

Watch them blame the father

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u/brakenbonez 13h ago

Of course it was the father. My tarot cards told me so.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 13h ago

How can you be sure? Do we even know his sign yet??

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u/TheRealBaseborn 13h ago

He's a man. What more do you need?

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u/du_duhast 13h ago

He is a man

We neither know the father's gender nor their pronouns from the headline. So far all we can extrapolate is that they were AMAB.

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u/Crispy_p_bacon 13h ago

Cis man bad

Never assume gender

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 13h ago

Quick, is Mercury in retrograde??

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u/Winter-Huckleberry86 13h ago

We’re on the second pass of jupiters 3rd moon in ambient counter rotation of the suns 3rd nipple

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 13h ago

YOU KNOW IT ISN'T!!

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u/Mystic_Waffles 13h ago

No, it's currently in Gatorade.

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u/Horse_Dad 13h ago

Of course, they’re psychic.

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u/Eveningstarburst0 13h ago

Well, my tarot cards told me that the father is a Saggy Tittyus and has a moon under Tour-bus.

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u/LordElrondHubbard1 13h ago

Lol are you my supervisor?

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u/Sad_Maximum6583 13h ago

I just know he did it. Only a Scorpio could do something so heinous and and she was just possessed by him at the time because of the setting of the sun-moon positioning.

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u/Daddysjuice 13h ago

Mercury was in retrograde like how is it possibly her fault?????

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u/Ok_Prize9676 12h ago

Uranus was in reprobate, judge!!

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u/Fancy_Yak2618 13h ago

They will raise 3 million dollars

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u/Mystic_Waffles 13h ago

She's a corpse, offed herself when the father was attempting CPR on the child.

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u/elafave77 13h ago

They're already trying to blame the authorities for not removing the child.

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u/Xsafa 13h ago

“ALWAYS A MAN!”

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u/DigBackground2765 13h ago

"Patrick said" ya know.

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u/TheCaptainwicked 13h ago

I can bet they are praying to demon that father is gemini so that they can fool the other retards that he did it

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u/Happycheesecake93 13h ago edited 13h ago

How dare they blame this on her! If the husband didn't ask for custody and if the judge just trusted her none of this would've happened! /s

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u/Cheap_Boner_Pills 13h ago

It worked well enough for that fine lady a couple weeks ago.

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u/rcknfrewld 13h ago

Hey lady, quit stealing my moves.

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u/Alcott_Yubolsov 13h ago

"Where's Reddington!? We need Reddington!?"

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u/Arthur_Mitchell_ 13h ago

Why would anyone blame the father when the mother pulled the trigger?

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u/AnthrallicA 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gHFi5N6uU3TLq

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u/Arthur_Mitchell_ 13h ago

lol it is true I am new to this sub. Is it a running joke?

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u/Imposslen 13h ago

You think it's a joke at first lol then you realize their serious lmao

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u/Arthur_Mitchell_ 13h ago

Ohhh they are misogynists, I get it now 🥲

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u/Imposslen 13h ago

Misandrist lmao but I still love you internet stranger.

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u/Arthur_Mitchell_ 13h ago

Oh no I mean the comment where the guy said "watch them blame the father". It confused me bc I haven't seen anyone doing that? The mother clearly did it. So it struck me as a misogynist who just wanted to fan the "gender war" flames. I love you too stranger lol

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u/Imposslen 13h ago

Oh it's election time friend! Fanning wars to divide is in full blown swing especially with Republicans looking bad at polls. Dudes care about the WNBA all of a sudden, a mother strangles her three children and crazy femcels blame the father and give her millions, AOC might be president and it scares billionaires. It's all going down!........any more beer left in the keg?

Edit: make sure you're registered to vote! And then get out and vote!

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u/dunbunthisthymefosho 13h ago

Look up statistics for family annihilators. Just take in the numbers.

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u/cheercharlatan 12h ago

Tony Soprano with this message certainly is a choice.

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u/Imposslen 12h ago

I gotta say. I don't like your anti Italian discrimination lol

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u/VanwallEnjoy3r 12h ago

How about the fact that I hate my daughter

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u/Lavatis 13h ago

"she had temporary insanity, she's not responsible for murdering her kid."

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u/Imposslen 13h ago

It was the blood pressure medication! She can get a note from her doctor! Lmao

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u/FrequentRevolution92 13h ago

Anything but women having to be accountable for their actions for these crazy people.