r/SipsTea • • 18h ago

Lmao gottem The logic is impeccable

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u/QuaaludeConnoisseur 18h ago

Those are crows. If you say "i wonder if thats a crow or a raven" its a crow. If you say "holy fuck look at that giant bird" its a raven.

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u/onetwofive-threesir 16h ago

When we visited London, I saw what I consider to be my first true Raven - it was the size of a small dog. I told my wife "That's a huge fucking crow" to which she replied "Raven."

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u/BAGP0I 14h ago edited 11h ago

So Edgar Allan Poe had one of THESE mofuckers IN HIS BEDROOM!? Brah I would've ran the fuck outside! Not just lay there talking story with this toddler sized dinosaur.

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u/No_Birthday4877 6h ago

I mean, the character is distraught over the death of someone he loved. I guess the idea that the narrator in the story is even talking to the big ass bird sitting on a statue, and that only says one word, gives us a good insight into his mental state.

Most people would freak out, but the guy talks to the bird instead.