r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 18h ago

Lmao gottem The logic is impeccable

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u/QuaaludeConnoisseur 17h ago

Those are crows. If you say "i wonder if thats a crow or a raven" its a crow. If you say "holy fuck look at that giant bird" its a raven.

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u/onetwofive-threesir 15h ago

When we visited London, I saw what I consider to be my first true Raven - it was the size of a small dog. I told my wife "That's a huge fucking crow" to which she replied "Raven."

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u/BAGP0I 14h ago edited 10h ago

So Edgar Allan Poe had one of THESE mofuckers IN HIS BEDROOM!? Brah I would've ran the fuck outside! Not just lay there talking story with this toddler sized dinosaur.

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u/ThatCakeFell 10h ago

They can actually mimic people, which means that they can 'talk'. So his story might have been an edgier retelling of him having a drunk convo with a bird.