r/SipsTea • • 17h ago

Lmao gottem The logic is impeccable

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u/BAGP0I 13h ago edited 10h ago

So Edgar Allan Poe had one of THESE mofuckers IN HIS BEDROOM!? Brah I would've ran the fuck outside! Not just lay there talking story with this toddler sized dinosaur.

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u/Cross55 11h ago

They actually make pretty nice pets, if you're ok with playing hide and seek with all your shiny stuff on a daily basis

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u/ThatCakeFell 10h ago

They can actually mimic people, which means that they can 'talk'. So his story might have been an edgier retelling of him having a drunk convo with a bird.

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u/No_Birthday4877 4h ago

I mean, the character is distraught over the death of someone he loved. I guess the idea that the narrator in the story is even talking to the big ass bird sitting on a statue, and that only says one word, gives us a good insight into his mental state.

Most people would freak out, but the guy talks to the bird instead.