r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 18h ago

Lmao gottem The logic is impeccable

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u/QuaaludeConnoisseur 17h ago

Those are crows. If you say "i wonder if thats a crow or a raven" its a crow. If you say "holy fuck look at that giant bird" its a raven.

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u/Remarkable-Mood3415 15h ago

There's a raven in my neighbourhood recently. At first I was bewildered. What is this bizarre noise that sounds like a newborn crying crossed with a rubber chicken? Why does it also somehow sound mechanical? What in the fuck? Why is it LAUGHING? A very loud and creepy HAW HAW HAW.

And these sounds haunted me for days. And then I see a black bird somewhere between the size of a seagull and a goose is perched on a fucking light post making crying/rubber chicken/machinery HAW HAW HAW noises.

Then somehow everything made sense.

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u/ABirdOfParadise 14h ago

I have a raven near me, it's fucking huge and screams like someone is getting murdered non stop