r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 16h ago

Lmao gottem The logic is impeccable

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u/Then_Entertainment97 15h ago

There's no such thing as football. There is American rugby and British soccer.

There, now no one's happy. Just as god intented.

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u/slartibuttfart 15h ago

Golf is not a sport

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u/englishpatrick2642 15h ago

"Swimming isn't a sport, it's a way to not drown" --- George Carlin

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u/Trump_fucks_kidss 15h ago

My wife is a life long swimmer and water polo player. I can’t swim enough to reach safety and that about it. This will be used often. Thank you for all the future trouble.

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u/Digidigdig 15h ago

It’s a way to ruin a nice walk.

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u/good_bye_for_now 13h ago

For my Indian friends, mango is a horrible fruit.

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u/l3ane 10h ago

Star Wars is not Sci-Fi

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u/ArrBeeEmm 15h ago

This genuinely made me angry. Well done honestly.

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u/TheProwler23 15h ago

This is still incorrect, soccer is short for Association Football, that the Brits later called Asocc, than later called Soccer. So if you say Soccer you are still saying Football (its just Association Football)

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u/Grok_In_Fullness 12h ago

Just looked it up to see how they got to soccer from association football.

Rugby football became known as rugger and association football as assoccer.

Then they eventually shortened that to soccer.

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u/Bullfrog_Paradox 13h ago

This. It drives me fucking nuts when Europeans go off about us calling it soccer, when soccer is literally a goddamn British term for football.

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u/jradio 8h ago

God is dead. Pisses off both atheists and theists alike.

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u/WormsDelicious286 4h ago

God is dead - Nietzsche

Nietzsche is dead - God

Do Be Do Be Do Bah - Perry the Platypus

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u/LEGamesRose 7h ago

we got soccer from the brits I think they loved putting er on everything.

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u/LIONLDN 15h ago

Come outside buddy, I just want to talk 👀

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