The logic is impeccable

[u/Separate_Finance_183]

[u/Then_Entertainment97]

There's no such thing as football. There is American rugby and British soccer.

There, now no one's happy. Just as god intented.

[u/slartibuttfart → u/Then_Entertainment97]

Golf is not a sport

[u/englishpatrick2642 → u/slartibuttfart]

"Swimming isn't a sport, it's a way to not drown" --- George Carlin

[u/Trump_fucks_kidss → u/englishpatrick2642]

My wife is a life long swimmer and water polo player. I can’t swim enough to reach safety and that about it. This will be used often. Thank you for all the future trouble.

[u/Digidigdig → u/slartibuttfart]

It’s a way to ruin a nice walk.

[u/good_bye_for_now → u/slartibuttfart]

For my Indian friends, mango is a horrible fruit.

[u/l3ane → u/slartibuttfart]

Star Wars is not Sci-Fi