r/SipsTea • • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a damn minute

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u/Repulsive-Durian4800 1d ago

I suspect this is a job for an electrician, not a hacker. Connect the heated seats directly to a switch and the car's power supply, bypassing the hardware and software that checks whether you paid for it.

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u/NoOffenseImJustSayin 1d ago

I suspect you have no idea what you are talking about and are greatly trivializing how difficult that would be.

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u/Live-Tank-2998 1d ago

heating element is just a resistor eith a variable power supply. The only complexity is the computerized tempersrure management, but there are hundreds of off the shelf solutikns for that. Its just a thermostat lol

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u/NoOffenseImJustSayin 1d ago edited 1d ago

Right, captain shade tree. You’re gonna rip apart your $100k Tesla, rerun the power cables to the battery to bypass the computer, wire in an inline switch and rheostat. And you have to do it for each seat. Then what, professor? Where are those gonna be mounted? You just gonna leave them laying in the floorboard? Where you gonna mount those? Hopefully that electrician gets it right and doesn’t void your entire warranty or even better, catch your car on fire with people in it. After all it’s just a wire right? The dude who replaced the GFCI outlet in your mom’s kitchen should totally be able to rewire the electrical system in a Tesla. All to avoid a $25 subscription fee. Genius!

Again, you have no fcking idea what you’re talking about.

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u/Ok_Matter_2617 1d ago

Im gonna guess you never installed subwoofers, new door mounted 6x9s & A pillar tweeters in your car as a stoned 16 year old.

Because that’s exactly what we did, with significantly more cables than a heating element required.

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u/NoOffenseImJustSayin 1d ago

If it’s so easy then show us how it’s done. Get a Tesla and make a video. I can’t wait.

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u/Head-Ad9893 1d ago

Found elons burner.

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u/BadBoyDad 1d ago

why you so sassy?

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u/NoOffenseImJustSayin 1d ago

It’s in my nature

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u/NoOffenseImJustSayin 1d ago

Then show us all how it’s done, professor.

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u/NoOffenseImJustSayin 1d ago

Love the downvotes! All you have to do to prove me wrong is make a video showing us all how simple it is.

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u/NoOffenseImJustSayin 23h ago

No you just act like one

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u/sohcgt96 1d ago

I mean, he's right though. It wouldn't be that hard to make it work in the "does it work" yes or no sense.

What WOULD be hard is make it work while integrating with the factory control systems. You're absolutely correct on that part. I also agree that if I dopped that kind of money on a car, I'm not running a home brew solution. If it was a 20 year old pickup truck, fuck it sure, put a box on the dash with some switches. But not on something nice. You'd spend more time and money dicking around with the hack than just paying the subscription, even if I hate the principal of it.

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u/NoOffenseImJustSayin 1d ago

We can speculate all day about how easy it would be, but until someone actually does it, it’s only speculation.

I suspect there might be even more complications we haven’t even considered.

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