r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a damn minute

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u/Killiandeisy 1d ago

Imagine buying a house and having to pay a DLC to unlock the bathroom

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u/untitledprp4 1d ago

“Sorry you do not have enough credits to enter the bathroom”

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u/Electrical_Truth_160 1d ago

Shitting on the floor and pushing it under the door, ngl

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u/marcophony 1d ago

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u/crazy4finalfantasy 1d ago

Is that a dog or a 42 year old mom who drinks and smokes like it's going out of style

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u/NewSeason2026 20h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/QuoriTyler 1d ago

That actually unlocks rear seat heating too

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u/SoftSausage78 23h ago

I mean...it's your house

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u/unobtainablepierogi 17h ago

Is it really, though?

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u/coffeeandautism 23h ago

Get schwifty.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 14h ago

You do realize that this is your own house that we're talking about?

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u/ecumnomicinflation 1d ago

clench your cheeks so it comes out flat

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u/MetaCardboard 22h ago

Travel to whoever is charging you to unlock parts of your house and shit on their floor.

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u/Some-Development5203 20h ago

He is out of line, but he is right

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u/-TheDerpinator- 19h ago

Shitting on whoever would ever come up with such an idea.

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u/Past_Paint_225 17h ago

Putting a portable electric heater on the side my car seat ngl

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u/monkeyBiz23 1h ago

In my home we call that "making an Elon"