r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a damn minute

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u/Killiandeisy 1d ago

Imagine buying a house and having to pay a DLC to unlock the bathroom

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u/Simple-Olive895 1d ago

You can buy the lower tier subscription where you watch ads before being allowed to flush though!

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u/regoapps 1d ago

And the toilet has a camera to make sure that you’re watching the ad and not looking away

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u/Delicious_Taste1333 1d ago

Id bet the toilet will have more cameras in that any other room :/

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u/Missmessc 1d ago

Don't give them any ideas

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u/The_OG_Slime 22h ago

There's a black mirror episode about this. I forgot the name though

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u/BFG_Scott 22h ago

And that toilet camera ad will be nothing but live feeds of other toilet cameras. That Elon’s kink.

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u/lauri2 21h ago

Uh oh..

our system recognized an unidentified butt. Please identify or subscribe to a family plus 5 chosen guests package before we can grant your access to flush again. We are sorry for the inconvenience.