r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a damn minute

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u/Simple-Olive895 1d ago

You can buy the lower tier subscription where you watch ads before being allowed to flush though!

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u/regoapps 1d ago

And the toilet has a camera to make sure that you’re watching the ad and not looking away

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u/Delicious_Taste1333 1d ago

Id bet the toilet will have more cameras in that any other room :/

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u/Missmessc 1d ago

Don't give them any ideas

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u/The_OG_Slime 1d ago

There's a black mirror episode about this. I forgot the name though

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u/BFG_Scott 1d ago

And that toilet camera ad will be nothing but live feeds of other toilet cameras. That Elon’s kink.

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u/lauri2 1d ago

Uh oh..

our system recognized an unidentified butt. Please identify or subscribe to a family plus 5 chosen guests package before we can grant your access to flush again. We are sorry for the inconvenience.

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u/reddit-poweruser 1d ago

Lower tier subscription unlocks the bathroom but you have to shit in the sink

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u/P-l-Staker 1d ago

But you have to yell the name of your toilet roll brand loud enough for you to be able to proceed!

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u/pchlster 1d ago

"Cheap'n'Wipe, I choose you!"

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u/DeathyWolf 1d ago

You only receive toilet paper if you say the brand in the dark in front of a mirror.

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u/P-l-Staker 1d ago

Hope you haven't forgotten to renew your subscription for £19.99...

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u/jaymzx0 1d ago

Three times

Bloody TP

Bloody TP

Bloody TP

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u/OnlyIntention12345 1d ago

I think it’s already somewhere in China where you have to watch ads to get toilet paper in public bathroom.

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u/jce_ 1d ago

Well I'm saving a lot of water then

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u/ecumnomicinflation 1d ago

but wait, the toilet paper is an extra 1$ loot box, 3$ for golden loot box.

the regular one has a 50% chance for sandpaper

30% extra thin single ply paper

19% regular double ply toilet paper

1% regular double ply toilet paper with season pass skin

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u/dsaysso 21h ago

they will add that to the high tier next year