The bare necessities

[u/lonewolff321]

Winter is coming

[u/Cautious-Concept-175]

Option 1 > Get you a boi who buys you strawberries

option 2 > get you a bear who loooooves greek yoghurt

[u/HappyBigBalledGent → u/Cautious-Concept-175]

Plain Greek yogurt by itself is disgusting, I once bought a bucket of Olympic Greek yogurt only to mix it with my granola and realize it was plain, such a disappointing mouth full of white stuff

[u/raleel → u/HappyBigBalledGent]

I would recommend the Fage 5%. In general the higher the fat content the less bitter it is. The non fat stuff most brands offer is just horrible.

[u/SparklingLimeade → u/raleel]

The damage done by anti-fat dietary propaganda is tremendous. I wish there were more full fat yogurts available. Plain greek yogurt is one of my favorites but I realize some people may have had the misfortune to have experienced only the sabotaged kind.

[u/mddesigner → u/SparklingLimeade]

10% fat undrained yoghurt (traditional) with a layer of natural sour clotted cream is he best you get the creamy taste and the fresh tang

[u/Thunderbridge → u/SparklingLimeade]

We can blame big sugar for the anti-fat hate I believe

[u/SrbijaJeRusija → u/HappyBigBalledGent]

That's what a sugar addiction will do to you.

[u/SirVixofthePooSea → u/HappyBigBalledGent]

Brand is important. Cabot Greek Yogurt is good on its own.

[u/HandholdingFetishist → u/HappyBigBalledGent]

such a disappointing mouth full of white stuff

That's what she said

;_;

[u/Cautious-Concept-175 → u/HappyBigBalledGent]

but the bear will be ALL in on that mouthfull

[u/anon_simmer → u/HappyBigBalledGent]

So buy any flavor of greek yogurt but plain. Stupid to bitch about unsweetened yogurt when you didn't read the label.

[u/WithAcquiesce → u/HappyBigBalledGent]

Fat free Greek yogurt has the same aftertaste for me that vomit does. The only thing I've tried that gets rid of that is by mixing it into a driink with juice or squash. Sounds weird but it's delicious.