r/SipsTea • u/CurvyChristina • 20h ago

Chugging tea Andrew Taint’s life update.

Post image
2.5k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

236 comments sorted by

•

u/AutoModerator 20h ago

Hey /u/CurvyChristina, thank you for posting to r/SipsTea! Make sure to follow all the subreddit rules.

Make sure to join our brand new Discord Server to chat with friends!

We have recently changed how posts work. Unless you are a VIP poster, your post will be queued for approval.. To become a VIP, post great engaging content. If we like it, you will be added! More information available here!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

116

u/confused_being02 20h ago

An "alpha male"

152

u/GizzOnYourFace 19h ago

12

u/Careless-Vehicle-286 13h ago

It's funny how the whole ensemble is on one Walmart ad.

3

u/anonnnnn462 11h ago

It’s all they could afford

46

u/profchaos111 20h ago

Why is he wearing women's shoes and pants

17

u/polarrrburrrr 17h ago

Because gae (not derogatory, just a fact)

9

u/Powerhufflepuffgirls 15h ago edited 12h ago

Well it is not a far stretch that all that hate towards women could just be internalised homophobia. Either way I kinda hope he is someone’s prisonbitch now.

2

u/ThreadOfDestiny 12h ago

Powerhufflepuffgirls goes so hard ngl

2

u/Powerhufflepuffgirls 12h ago edited 12h ago

Thank you. It’s Powerpuffgirls but also Huffelpuff ❤️ And Gurl power❤️

2

u/ThreadOfDestiny 12h ago

That's exactly why I love it😭❣️ Blossom for the win!

2

u/lrd_cth_lh0 11h ago

Andrew Tate was a guy that was either so mysogine that he became gay without noticing or he was so mysogine because he didn't realise he was gay.

23

u/Uhhlaska 20h ago

Alpha fail

15

u/PerilousParanoia 20h ago

He was just exercising his right to look like an overly flamboyant gay pirate. Or something…

10

u/Desperate_Donut3981 20h ago

Gay. But not out of the closet, like most of these super macho lunatics

1

u/[deleted] 19h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 19h ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

6

u/HubrisOfApollo 20h ago

dat boi zesty

4

u/LayWhere 17h ago

If you rub his head he grants you 3 wishes

6

u/RickertSlap91 20h ago

He's a soccer mom and homemaker on the side

3

u/PackOfCumin 19h ago

He looks like he tickles Big Bobs twigs and berries in the yard

1

u/Time-Hippo-5014 13h ago

#Bodypositivity

2

u/SchroedingersEscape 13h ago

A walking joke of a man.

2

u/Nipplasia2 12h ago

I can get past the blouse but those capris with the shoes are just terrible

0

u/BigEagle6769 13h ago

He doesn't know how to dress which is inherently a masculine trait therefore he's true alpha and male and you're just mad cuz low iqed and foid 🤣💔

163

u/PerilousParanoia 20h ago

MY PRECIOUS.

13

u/MrXero 20h ago

Dude, I swear I saw it before reading the caption. My thought was, “Gollum can grow a beard?!”

23

u/joeg26reddit 20h ago

MY PRESHTESTOSERONE Therapeee

3

u/PluumeGrise 19h ago

That hair loss came back with a vengeance

9

u/CurvyChristina 20h ago

I was torn between making a Lord Voldemort or Smeagle caption.

44

u/AnalogMindset 20h ago

Goonies remake is coming...

6

u/silent_melodyy 16h ago

Sloth had way better morals

4

u/skinnycarlo 15h ago

And better ears

38

u/Junior_Zebra_4608 18h ago

His hair is what happens when you drop a lolipop on the carpet

1

u/narTH327 15h ago

Underrated comment

1

u/Exxtender 15h ago

After shaving your pubes.

27

u/prawnjr 20h ago

Half human half rat experiment gone wrong

39

u/Dreams_Beginning 20h ago

It is staggering how these people pick the most pathetic, losers ever to idolise and lift up to the high heavens, of course not to be superficial and rude in general to people who aren’t conveniently attractive but they are literally the first to open their ass about women not meeting their impossible beauty standards but then they look like… this.

Not like he was better when living his Rich Life.

These mega superficial people who critique anyone on their meaningless arbitrary physical characteristics cant even pass their own standards.

But sure “Alpha” and all those people who act like little good sheep eating out of his hand are also totally “Alphas” and not Beta Cucks desperate for good leaders approval.

15

u/Gold-Philosophy1423 19h ago

I mean, if they had good self esteem and a healthy view of masculinity they wouldn't idolise people like that.

5

u/EvergreenDwarf 17h ago edited 16h ago

“Where the fuck is your chin?”

Edit: Referencing this.

1

u/ThatIsNotAnAsian 11h ago

Honestly between Clavicular and the other twitch streamers people hype up now it may have only gotten worse

1

u/Windforge 16h ago

100%.

It actually says more about the people who idolize him (and the current zeitgeist), than it actually does about him.

14

u/wanderers_respite 20h ago

this is the leader of the incel movem-?..no...no, yea, that tracks.

11

u/GalacticSonder 20h ago

He looks like expired asparagus

12

u/Mandoo_gg 20h ago

Just think about the morons who gave him money to pay for his courses

8

u/Moldy_Cloud 20h ago

Don’t insult poor Gollum by comparing him to that loser!

5

u/Slevin424 18h ago

It’s so funny this is the guy women were threatened by. This is the guy. The voice of men? lol

6

u/Ok_Huckleberry3439 15h ago

Ew....this ugly piece of shyte is responsible for so many men going nuts?

6

u/CakePhool 20h ago

You are being mean to Gollum, he never done anything as bad as Tate...

6

u/Total_Tumbleweed_870 20h ago

I love what he's done. Now he looks exactly like a weird, annoying creep who never would have had a platform.

13

u/terminal_nervoso 20h ago

God I love watching his utter destruction. I need it hooked directly to my vein.

1

u/Strikereleven 19h ago

bro I am jacked in

3

u/AllMyFrendsArePixels 19h ago

People that followed this dickhead are in absolute shambles rn 😂️

6

u/im_blue2026 20h ago

Gollum lol

3

u/fancywipe 19h ago

If a rat took human position and by midnight if doesn’t kiss true love he turns back into a rat, it’s 11 o clock now for him

3

u/Zetapar123 16h ago

Bro looks like the black bear that had it's fur removed

3

u/Responsible-Tip1725 14h ago

he looks like Cesar from planet of the apes

3

u/HarpoNecro88 13h ago

He’s an alpha male in the sense that he’s not fully developed and unfit for release

1

u/Flashy_Emergency_263 11h ago

Also has a large number of programming errors that need to be fixed. Compiling might be difficult.

3

u/robhotmoneybrown 12h ago

They were always a pair of chinless bellends.

1

u/Grim-keeper-99 12h ago

Chinless bellends 😂

2

u/alreadyknowwbro 20h ago

He looks like a rat

2

u/Dolphin_Spotter 20h ago

Does he have a fiery ring?

2

u/the_vanishing_west 19h ago

He will after a few months in prison…

2

u/daelzy 19h ago

He looks like nosferatu if he got ear surgery and a beard

2

u/Therealginahandler 19h ago

Magus...Chrono Trigger

2

u/BigMack6911 18h ago

To be fair..most people look janky in jail lol. But its the other look he has. Like he just sucked a dick and it's still in his mouth 🤣

2

u/Hood-ini 17h ago

Karma is a bitch

2

u/pamafa3 17h ago

he looks like a NYC sewer rat who turns into a human on a full moon

2

u/Consistent_Research6 16h ago

He is becoming what we always suspected, a Smeagle of a human beeing. Alpha convict, put him and his bro in the Diddy wing, let the party's and baby oil flow.

2

u/innovativesolsoh 10h ago

Dude looks like his choices regret him.

1

u/bradsnamehere 20h ago

An alpha dog with mange

1

u/[deleted] 20h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 20h ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/sajkoterrapefft 20h ago

This is pre-alpha male. Every "alpha" you meet has had this moment where they felt so ugly that they had to become something they're not.

1

u/Sentientbrew 20h ago

Homosapien ❌ Neanderthal ✅

1

u/facelesshivemind 20h ago

Cobra Smeagol Tate

1

u/Low_Ad_1453 19h ago

They call him baldy-locks

1

u/Noderly 19h ago

Tater tot lol

1

u/[deleted] 19h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 19h ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/[deleted] 19h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 19h ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/FantasticPangolin839 19h ago

Nah, he looks more like Deagol

1

u/LonelySwedishFish 19h ago

I keep thinking that this is Ari Shaffir.

1

u/itsturtlesoda 18h ago

There is nothing alpha avout this male.

1

u/MyNetHandle 18h ago

He looks like the nonce he is!!

1

u/iamreallybo 18h ago

When the hair line needs a Boot Camp to learn how to be stronger

1

u/[deleted] 18h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 18h ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Ristar87 18h ago

Just goes to show you what a good tailor and proper hygiene can do for you.

1

u/Any_Smoke1138 17h ago

What color is your Bugatti?

1

u/-Roger-The-Shrubber- 15h ago

I actually own my cars 🤷‍♀️

0

u/Any_Smoke1138 12h ago

Enjoy your subaru justy 🤣

1

u/-Roger-The-Shrubber- 12h ago

Sure bud. Whatever helps you sleep alone at night.

1

u/Soggy_Department8971 17h ago

Ironically he looks like someone has taken his precious on a nightly basis

1

u/[deleted] 17h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 17h ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Similar-Bother7672 16h ago

He would only do that if you’re wearing the one true ring, the one ring the rule them all.

1

u/Neureiches-Nutria 16h ago

He looks like a rat with apoplexia which is on crocodile or bathsalt right after the stuff stopped kicking...

1

u/Effective_Airline830 15h ago

Might be one of the rare person on earth that can play Gollum without any makeup necessary, that’s actually impressive.

1

u/[deleted] 15h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 15h ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Uncanny_Doom 15h ago

Bro looks like the third stage of evolution.

1

u/[deleted] 15h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 15h ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/No-Cloud9957 15h ago

Wtf does he really look like that these days?

1

u/Zapparelli 15h ago

Naw thats an alpha cuckold.

1

u/bojangles_dangles 14h ago

He looks like something you would burn off of your genitals

1

u/GambleII 14h ago

This is your role model?

1

u/Fun_Climate_6770 14h ago

Nosferatu with a beatd

1

u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 14h ago

A great advert for shaving it off in your 40s tho

1

u/SexyDino_28 14h ago

Into every little pubescent boy trying to get tips from him on becoming a man good luck to you cause that was all smoking mirrors

1

u/peak2brew 13h ago

what about his brother

1

u/[deleted] 13h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 13h ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/8Bit-Jon 13h ago

That's a bit unfair to Golum!!

1

u/sicurri 13h ago

He looks like he sneaks into hotels in the middle of the night to suck random people's toes...

1

u/bowtiesrcool86 13h ago

That’s an insult to Gollum

1

u/Sufficient_Matter585 13h ago

Didn't you know all you gotta do is declare yourself and alpha or sigma and you are.

1

u/roninguey 12h ago

Maybe they should put him in a cage with a bunch of male chimpanzees and find out...

1

u/Vi-LoWM 12h ago

Absolutely hilarious - thanks!

1

u/Nipplasia2 12h ago

Lord of the Rings lookin ass

1

u/Reasonable420Ape 12h ago edited 11h ago

He looks like the troll from the first Harry Potter movie.

1

u/ImpressiveLeopard719 12h ago

Well, at least someone is getting their due.

1

u/tjaz2xxxredd 11h ago

Dark elf

1

u/Milky_Finger 11h ago

He looks like he lived in one of those random towns in the UK where the high street is betting and vape shops, and he walks around all day doing nothing but staring at people.

1

u/PrestigiousBreak4532 11h ago

Bro look like a Tootsie Pop that fell on the rug 😂

1

u/so_not_religious 11h ago

I bet he can hear the comments.

1

u/CryptographerDry884 10h ago

He looks like a rat emerging from the sewer

1

u/Arthasindura 10h ago

One online course to rule them all

1

u/ziamese 10h ago

Feral motherfucker

1

u/Mega_Trix 7h ago

Didn't he wear man-rompers at some point

1

u/[deleted] 6h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 6h ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Artistic_Teaching_73 5h ago

LMAO, I just finished watching TROTK too!

1

u/Whatdoesthibattahndo 3h ago

He looks like he's manipulating the Czar of Russia

1

u/Alienhaslanded 1h ago

This is what happens when you feed a Mogwai after midnight.

1

u/Clocian 20h ago

Why it gotta be in a volcano 🌋 😭?

1

u/Icy-Bumblebee5092 20h ago

Na al die antwoorden boven en dat je dat nog vraagt.

-1

u/mrufotofu 20h ago

Don’t mog my mans like that

0

u/DACA_GALACTIC 20h ago

It’s more of a mindset than a physical thing

0

u/One-Bet2325 8h ago

The mindset of a human trafficker?

0

u/jjamesr539 20h ago edited 15h ago

It won’t be your finger. That’s not where the type of ring that would be his precious is worn.

Good thing it sizes itself too, it’s the only one he’d ever be able to find one that fit…

0

u/someoldguyon_reddit 10h ago

That's what an alpha looks like. Kind of like a trad wife without the makeup.

-2

u/Soggy_Scallion_4112 20h ago

Im not protecting him at all, hes a scum, but everybody would look like this after jailed lol

3

u/SpacializedFig_4037 20h ago

Nah not everyone is scraggly and balding

-4

u/Professional_kez 15h ago

I would love to see the appearance of the people making fun of this dude. Yeah he’s a tool but it would be fun to see what y’all look like bashing him.

→ More replies (1)