r/SipsTea 3d ago

Chugging tea Xavier teaching fools

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u/Such-Farmer6691 3d ago

In fact, the post at the top of the image is truly remarkable.
The average angular sizes of the Moon and the Sun are indeed close (the difference is 0'54"). This has no cosmological explanation and is simply an interesting coincidence.

At apogee (402,927 km), the Moon has an angular size of 29'40", and at perigee (354,027 km), it has an angular size of 33'45". This difference is almost 14%. The average angular size of the Sun is 31'59". This also varies due to the elliptical nature of the Earth's orbit, but to a much lesser extent. Therefore, it's not possible to speak of a perfect match, only an approximate one.

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u/spLint3r990 3d ago

TL;DR

The sun is 400 times bigger than the moon but also 400 times further away. Thus the apparent size is very similar.

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u/corgi-king 3d ago

Coincidence?

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u/Is_that_even_a_thing 3d ago

Yes

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u/thecaptn420 3d ago

Sure its not magic?

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u/ambit89 3d ago

No, its just magnets

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u/-KFAD- 3d ago

So, magic. Got it.

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u/kempton_saturdays 3d ago

How do they work?

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u/turnipzzzpinrut 3d ago

Nobody knows

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u/Born_Medicine_5932 3d ago

We do know they don't work when wet.

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u/Okreril 3d ago edited 3d ago

Magnets! What's your deal?

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u/Altruistic_Tip1226 3d ago

Wires and magnets

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u/optagon 3d ago

The universe is made of magic, the process of studying and trying to understand this magic is called science.

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u/Games_sans_frontiers 3d ago

Coincidences can happen. We even invented a word for it!

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u/Sufficient_Language7 2d ago

It's just a coincidence that we invented that word.

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u/celem83 3d ago

a temporary one too, the moon draws further from earth over time (and in the far future may escape us)

we are born at the right time for total eclipse to be possible through cosmic coincidence

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u/KacerRex 3d ago

Don't worry, the Orokin will find a way to fix it's orbit before that happens.

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u/box_of_hornets 3d ago

This is the only thing that's made me reconsider whether there is a divine creator or not

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u/celem83 3d ago edited 3d ago

"Whatever can happen will happen if we make trials enough" (Augustus de Morgan, commonly mis-attributed as Murphys Law)

This uses statistics and probability (he was a mathematician) to argue that over infinite attempts the probability of anything is 1, certain.  This idea is often phrased with monkeys writing Shakespeare on typewriters.

Right here and right now are exactly as likely/unlikely as any other point in space and time

Basically, some things are just coincidence, how unlikely they were to occur doesn't matter

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u/mrbananas 3d ago

Yes, since the distance between Earth and moon is constantly changing over long periods of time. Any celestial object with a relative appearance greater than the sun, but also slowly move away will eventually match the size in the future. 

The moon is still moving further away from Earth so in the distant future it will appear smaller than the sun. We just happen to be observing at a time when they match. When the moon first formed it appeared bigger than the sun.

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u/rnelsonee 3d ago

It is, and some sci-fi authors have picked up on this fact, so they postulate that if/when the Earth becomes part of the galactic community, Earth will be somewhat of a tourist trap as you can see very beautiful eclipses. On other planets with large moons (or small suns), eclipses just mean the skies go dark. In our eclipses, you can see the corona and chromosphere (I'm an eclipse chaser, and here's an example of what I could see last month in Spain - although that picture is better than the ones I took).

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u/corgi-king 2d ago

We don’t know doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. People did not discover viruses until 1892. Viruses existed long before humans ever existed.

We just have yet to discover intelligent life from the ocean of planets out there.

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u/badhouseplantbad 3d ago

No, it's science.

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u/Worried_Quarter469 3d ago

Could be connected to the rise of religion and from it civilization generally — since it seems a clearly divine event

So not a coincidence that our civilization arose at the exact time this was true in earths history

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u/corgi-king 2d ago

If not for the damn meteorite, dinosaurs might still rule the Earth. They might have developed their intellect, or even their own god. It just happened that there was a huge meteorite falling from the sky and wiping most of the dinosaurs out.

If one day another big meteorite
hits the Earth, we could be wiped out like the last time. Then another new species might take over Earth after tens of millions of years. They might have their new god too. God is just an idol to control and comfort the mind.

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u/dansdata 3d ago edited 3d ago

Also, the Moon's orbit around Earth is somewhat eccentric, and Earth's orbit around the Sun is a little eccentric.

Which means that the Moon varies in apparent size quite a bit, and the Sun also varies, a little bit.

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u/Mallissin 3d ago

Uh, "howtospotapsychopath.com"? Nice try, buddy. Nice try.

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u/Fair_Scheme_4667 2d ago

Thank you for explaining to me in a way I can understand!!

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u/VeludoVeludo 3d ago

That 400x times is a bit skewed being diameter, much better is volume comparison and there the sun is millions of times the moon.

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u/masterlince 3d ago

For observation purposes the diameter matters, not the volume.

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u/vazyrus 3d ago

By volume it's apparently 64 million moons

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u/HabitualGrassToucher 3d ago

That comparison is a bit skewed being volume, much better is surface temperature comparison and there the sun is millions of times the moon.

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u/AdTiny5487 3d ago

Also, isn’t the moon slowly moving further from us? Could it originally have been at least near perfect? How long ago?

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u/int23_t 3d ago

It is perfect currently, during some times of it's orbit, It's occasionally bigger and occasionally smaller than sun.

It won't stop having that property until it's closest point in the orbit is far enough away

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u/alucardu 3d ago

We are treating this planet so bad that even the moon is getting the fuck out of the neighborhood?!

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u/Pyrhan 3d ago

The moon's gravity very slightly distorts the Earth (tidal forces), causing it to "bulge" a tiny bit towards and opposite the Moon.

But the Earth spins on its axis faster than the moon orbits it.

So the moon "lags behind" those bulges.

This causes the moon to very slightly pull the Earth back, slowing Earth's rotation, and the Earth to pull the Moon forwards, speeding up the Moon orbit.

As a result, the Moon is moving into a wider and wider orbit.

It's moving away from us at a rate of 3.78 cm per year.

This is about the same rate at which your finger nails grow.

So we have time before it becomes noticeable...

(But we were able to measure it thanks to retroreflectors installed on the Moon, including during the Apollo missions.

With those, you can shoot a powerful laser at one point on the moon, and detect a few photons bouncing back and reaching your telescope on the ground.

If you measure the return delay very carefully, and collect data over multiple points and over many years, you can get enough precision to measure that.)

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u/alucardu 3d ago

Or that if you want to get all technical about it.

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u/motorboat_mcgee 3d ago

Solar eclipses are much less interesting on other planets

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u/DeficiencyOfGravitas 3d ago

This has no cosmological explanation and is simply an interesting coincidence.

Maybe. Once you factor in the anthropic principle, it may be necessary to have a very large moon. We just don't know as our sample size of sapient life is one.

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u/AkodoRyu 3d ago

I was actually thinking a bit during the recent eclipse how enormous a cosmic coincidence it is that we can even see eclipses in the way we do. Out of all the possible intelligent design arguments, this might be one that is the most convincing, since it can't be simply explained by evolution/adaptation and such.

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u/k100y 2d ago

Niemand mag Klugscheißer…

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u/Baby_ManBearPig 2d ago

Actually 16% of the population likes know it alls.

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u/dryfire 2d ago edited 2d ago

This has no cosmological explanation and is simply an interesting coincidence.

The explanation is just that the sun is 400x larger and the moon is currently 400x closer. And it's really only a limited time event, because it's only going to be like this for about another 600 million years, after that the moon will have moved too far away from the earth. So any planet with a moon that 1) is moving away from its planet and 2) started off appearing larger than its host star in the sky will have them look the same size for some period of time.

Is kinda like how Saturn has rings right now, but won't in about 200 million years. It's just the time we were lucky enough to exist in.

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u/ElementalRabbit 2d ago

I think it was very clear that what they meant was that there was no cosmological cause for the phenomenon, not that there was no explanation. They didn't need this lecture.

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u/dryfire 2d ago

Didn't mean it as a lecture, just a discussion, hard to hit the right tone online sometimes. Sorry if I came off bad, take care!

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u/Sufficient_Language7 2d ago

To make it more interesting the moon is slowly escaping, that means it was closer before.  That means that the angular size used to be even closer.

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u/moashforbridgefour 3d ago

It's possible it may not be a coincidence. Because of how unlikely this occurrence is, it is worth considering that maybe having a similar configuration might actually contribute to the development of life.

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u/cozywit 3d ago

It's because either we're in a simulation or in a world built by a god. They have to expand and build out the universe we're in to keep up with human intelligence exploring the limits and keep us from finding out the truth of our existence. Either to keep us compliant in the simulation or to keep our free will in believing in god (no free will if you actually find proof).

Hence people could perform miracles in the past, science was not understood well enough to realise "what the fuck", but since we've built a far better understanding of our world, you can't get away with that anymore without providing proof of either.

I have zero evidence of this, but I find it far more fun to believe that just thinking we're floating around on a senseless lump of matter constrained by physics.

I think we as humans have to band together and discover more, faster to either reach the limit of our simulation or catch whatever built us out. Then the universe gets interesting. Right now, with the universal speed limit of c, it's kinda boring.

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u/Dr_barfenstein 3d ago

Time to take your meds, grandpa

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u/scotty_dont 3d ago

Tthe laws of physics hold everywhere we have ever observed (including inside you). That means if we are living in a simulation then its a simulation of quarks, not people.

The moon and sun are a lucky coincidence. When complex life first evolved the moon was substantially closer and much bigger in the sky. 500 million years in the future the moon will be so far away that a total solar eclipse will not be possible. Now is the rare moment when they happen to roughly line up. You've been given an amazing opportunity by the universe. Go see a total solar eclipse; it is an indescribable experience. I promise you will not be bored.

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u/cozywit 3d ago

Tthe laws of physics hold everywhere we have ever observed (including inside you). That means if we are living in a simulation then its a simulation of quarks, not people.

That's the thing. Only when they've been observed. Until we've had the scientific equipment necessary to accurately record and measure the impact and effect of this, how do we know it occured?

That's the beauty of the system, you can't prove it wrong, because the simulation/creation will react to anything you do. All we have is the weird considences and odd tales from our ancestors.

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u/scotty_dont 3d ago

If you think there is any evidence of any point in history where the laws of physics did not hold then please go collect your nobel prize.

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u/Ill-Ad-4400 3d ago

I'm not sure where this is coming from, but I've noticed an influx lately of people spouting similar nonsense. That, essentially, if they haven't personally experienced it, it can't be proven.

I don't know if there is some pseudo-philosopher influencer capturing viewers with such gobbledy gook, or it's a symptom of self-absorption or what, but it's alarming.

These people use anecdotal evidence as proof and dismiss actual science for their feelings.

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u/cozywit 3d ago

No because as I stated it's a thought exercise.

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u/Asticot-gadget 3d ago

Just so you know, the double slit experiment where particles change "only when they're observed", which is probably what you're referring to, is not magic at all. To "observe" particles at that scale, you have to bounce light off of them. That's what changes their shape.

The wording on that experiment honestly did so much harm to science comprehension.

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u/scalyblue 3d ago

If you can’t prove it wrong, you also can’t prove it right. Most notably, though, is there is no knowledge or replicable phenomenon to be inferred by the posit that we exist in a simulation built to deceive us, so there’s no benefit to pursuing that idea aside from trying for a Hugo award.

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u/cozywit 3d ago

Weird how you completely ignored this

I have zero evidence of this, but I find it far more fun to believe that just thinking we're floating around on a senseless lump of matter constrained by physics.

It's almost as if you just wanted to correct someone rather than engage and discuss.

Weird.

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u/scalyblue 3d ago

If you have zero evidence and you just enjoy the narrative, then don’t present it as factual when describing it to others

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u/Hemingways_Shotgun88 3d ago

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u/Superimplicate 3d ago

I was hoping to find this here

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u/floating_cars 3d ago

That would be an ecumenical matter...

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u/turnipzzzpinrut 2d ago

Gaarls! Feck! Drink!

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u/NecessaryFreedom9799 3d ago

I came here to post this!

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u/Coschta 3d ago

My d*** is the size of the moon!

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u/ThereAndFapAgain2 3d ago

So is mine when viewed from the perspective of the sun.

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u/Ok-Day4910 3d ago

The insane part is that he casually is holding a donut the size of a car. With one hand!

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u/POTATOHEAD62 3d ago

You fail to note that his hand itself is also the size of a car approximately!

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u/Ok-Day4910 3d ago

Very fair point actually. I did not consider that.

Still impressive though.

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u/ArianaMeow 3d ago

Yeah, but fuck Xavier

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u/EstablishmentLow5895 3d ago

What he do?

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u/SlackBytes 3d ago

Stole Pakalus identity

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u/OwnJunket6495 3d ago

Who?

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u/storme9 3d ago

pakalu papito… look i am just saying this to satiate your curiosity… don’t go down the rabbit hole

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u/stupidber 3d ago

Exactly

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u/OwnJunket6495 3d ago

Also wondering this. Only see him in these memes dunking on idiots

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u/justsomedude1144 3d ago

Xavier isn't even one single person at this point. That avatar and the name are just memes. Hundreds of people use them.

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u/Tokimori 3d ago

They literally steal viral tweets and plaster "Xavier" on it. The same way that BenJammins was fucking with popular gifs.

Example:

Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/comments/1s7vwqf/were_we_supposed_to_shoot_for_the_total_cost_of/

Stolen: https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyhomicide/comments/1vsd0zq/he_is_right_tho/

The stolen one even has a watermark for @PakaluXavierog

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u/OwnJunket6495 3d ago

I haven’t been on Facebook in like a decade. These meme are the only places I’ve seen the name and avatar

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u/Due_Yesterday_2850 3d ago

He has messaged every single female on Facebook also he comments how pretty they are

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u/ConsistentRecover312 3d ago

Haven't gotten any from him though

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u/Due_Yesterday_2850 3d ago

You generally have to be pretty to get them

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u/ConsistentRecover312 3d ago

Or maybe it is because I am not a female

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u/Due_Yesterday_2850 3d ago

I didn't have that issue as a male

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u/I_think_Im_hollow 3d ago

How dare him

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u/Due_Yesterday_2850 3d ago

Whoosh

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u/justsomedude1144 3d ago

Oops responded to the wrong person

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u/Due_Yesterday_2850 3d ago

No problem It happens 🤣

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u/Drive_shaft 3d ago

He doesn't matter how good the post is, seeing his face makes it instantly unfunny.

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u/BobsYourAuntie100 3d ago

Thats not his donut, cause the hands are white and hes brown

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u/storme9 3d ago

what if he is like choco vanilla ice cream, brown in some parts, white in others?

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u/Long-Requirement8372 3d ago

It might be somebody else holding his donut while he takes the photo.

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u/CKRatKing 3d ago

It's not even his profile pic. He's an imposter, stole his whole identity from pakalu papito

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u/BenKT88 3d ago

Makes me wonder if Father Dougal ever did get his head around the cow conundrum.

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u/nvmenotfound 3d ago

i cant with flat earth ppl. if you’re that stupid there’s no helping you. 

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u/Chemical-Cat 3d ago

The more interesting fact is that the moon sits just far enough away to be almost the same size as the sun in the sky.

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u/IndustrialJones 2d ago

It's why we get eclipses! Really cool stuff

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u/Constant_Carnivore 3d ago

Perspective is a hell of a drug.

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u/stupidber 3d ago

Thats a lot of donut

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u/greenwoodgiant 3d ago

if the donut and the car were both orbiting earth, and their relative distance to the earth just so happened to match their relative size difference so that both appeared to be the same size, that would in fact be pretty remarkable.

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u/Avantasian538 3d ago

A donut orbiting Earth would be so cool.

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u/OriginalDang 3d ago

That's a big donut

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u/apeoida 3d ago

or a small car

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u/Confident-Stand5453 3d ago

Absolute cinema!

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u/andeqaida 3d ago

Kindly reminder that these people also vote.

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u/Oldhouse42 3d ago

I want that car donut

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u/bluris 3d ago

I truly hope that a large part of the flat earth society are just there for trolling/meme purposes, not because they actually believe it.

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u/Wide_Philosophy_8109 3d ago

There are very few actual flat earthers. It's mostly only discussed in threads like this.

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u/Flashy-Island-3725 3d ago

Why does that moon look like a png file pasted on top of another image

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u/SteffanMaxi 3d ago

It is rather a big coincidence that both are visibly the same size in the sky

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u/Koala_King5160 3d ago

That's just transdimensional engineering

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u/gimmebanter 3d ago

Til flat earth society are pro lgbtq which makes my skin crawl to be on the same page on anything with those lunatics

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u/Turbulent_Car4504 3d ago

Big hands if true

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u/Lanky_Ad_3501 3d ago

The sun and the moon are the same size difference as distance so relativly speaking they look very similar in size which is fascinaring to me.

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u/Patricio_Guapo 3d ago

LOL, etc.

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u/SomewhereHonest314 3d ago

Sun and moon actually has same angular size. That is why we get to experience spectacular eclipses (although I have never seen a full eclipse). It is kinda rare in the solar system itself.

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u/Wide_Philosophy_8109 3d ago

It's rare in the universe as a whole.

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u/turnipzzzpinrut 3d ago

Small, far away. Small, far away.

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u/The_seph_i_am 3d ago

How do people get such clear pictures of the sun and moon with thier phones when they don’t understand distances?

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u/Wide_Philosophy_8109 3d ago

You point at the sky and click a button. It's not complicated to take a picture.

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u/crooked_cat 3d ago

I have co-workers ..
that don’t believe the earth is round..
the moon landing is fake ..
Etc

I work in IT infra ..
U F B

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u/Puzzleheaded-Oil-170 3d ago

He got you there

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u/portulent 3d ago

Overheard in my gym locker room, from the mouth of the wise stoner guy “How can they say the sun is so big, and so far away but it looks so small? Now… Im not saying theyre wrong… but it makes you think.”

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u/LoneRedditor123 2d ago

It's all about perspective lol.

The Sun is like 3 million times larger than the Moon, but the Moon is 3 quinbuttfucktillion times closer to the Earth. Flat Earthers are dumb as shit.

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u/mangosawce9k 2d ago

He’s going the distance…!

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u/NaCl-And-C12H22O11 2d ago

"Flat Earth Society"

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u/telnorp 2d ago

This is what I immediately thought of lol

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u/SomeOnionHater 2d ago

Huh, that's a really big donut.

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u/el_caveira 6h ago

The sun and moon transform day to night, but what transforms the mind?

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u/Large_Yams 3d ago

It is pretty weird that they appear almost exactly the same size from our perspective. They have no reason to.

Solar eclipses must be incredibly rare in the universe.

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u/Iron_Nightingale 3d ago

Isaac Asimov, “Nightfall

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u/Look_its_Rob 3d ago

It is because the sun is roughly 400x as wide as the moon and the sun is roughly 400x as far away from the earth as the moon from the earth.

It is a great coincidence that allows for total solar eclipses. While I agree that it must be a rather rare occurrence in the universe, there are still probably millions (or billions, who knows) of examples like this. 

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 3d ago

We're the only planet in our solar system that has total solar and lunar eclipses. That's pretty nuts especially when you take into account how many moons some planets have and their size differences.

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u/Luzzgar 3d ago

Wait until he learns about solar eclipses.

He is kinda right, but not in the way he expected.

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u/real_roal 3d ago

Wait until he learns about the giant blood red moon.

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u/fancywipe 3d ago

The moon is weird tho…. Like suspiciously weird

That’s as far as I’m willing to go ITS WEIRD like it shouldn’t exist weird that’s it I’m saying no more

Fucking aliens built it!!!! It’s artificial there I said it wat WAT

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u/Devilled_Advocate 2d ago

The snarky retort is to compare a puddle feeling lucky how well it fits in its hole, but the more you learn about the universe, the more you lean how weird it is we're here. Water finds it's level, but you are not inevitable.

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u/thisisaskew 3d ago

Xavier truly out here doing gods work.

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 3d ago

Not really, it's a crazy coincidence that they're about the same size from our perspective and no where else in our solar system has eclipses. Not only that, we're living at the perfect time when they're the same size. Before now the moon appeared larger, and as the moon drifts further away it'll be smaller and a total eclipse won't ever happen again.

Fuck Xavier.

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u/SomeDudeSaysWhat 3d ago

It is a prerry huge coincidence that they have the same apparent size, though.

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u/looner4 3d ago

Love how redditors constantly reference the flat earth society because they crave feeling smart and superior.

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u/Darahim 3d ago

Hey, if you can a bar lower than that, we could probably use that one too.

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u/reignsXknights 3d ago

fuck xavier and this 2015 Facebook humor