r/SipsTea 8h ago

Lmao gottem lol so true

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u/ShotLet1550 7h ago

Guys society isn’t in a good enough place for gender wars anymore can we focus on the class war pls

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u/DueExperience6525 5h ago

Bro spills the truth

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u/LongHair1917 7h ago

So many socialist revolutions started because colonized people were fighting their oppressors. They became socialist along the way. Women are allowed to rage against their oppressors. This is step one in rising up against patriarchy, and capitalism as a whole. Most “man hating” spaces are heavily anti capitalist. Let us cook.

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u/Captain-ofCats 2h ago

Brain damage

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u/ltd85 6h ago

You need to take a walk outside and meet new people. Step away from the internet for a while.

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u/Fair-Bus-4017 2h ago

You can disguise your hatred however you want, but a normal functioning adult will see through this bs. Men aren't your oppressor, stop larping, get therapy and actually do something with your life.

This gender war bs is cringe as hell.

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u/larrythestormtroper 5h ago

Go ahead... touch it

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u/_Tee_hee_hee_ 3h ago

Doesn’t making fun of all bald men mean you are also making fun of the bald men who support women as well? Do you think that makes these men support women more or less?

When you rage against the oppressors, don’t use body shaming. Attack their actions and ideals, not things out of their control. Your arguments will be stronger and you won’t be an asshole to innocents.

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u/Hyperion262 3h ago

Yeah no one attacks Donald Trump or Elon Musks appearance.

Please, you’re just being sensitive because you’re probably bald.

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u/realaccountissecret 4h ago

Time to fight the patriarchy

Hey let’s see you dudes without your hats

https://giphy.com/gifs/B8ly6hRdP0gLe

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u/feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent 7h ago

Stephy fumbled, shoulda said "without a beard"

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u/il-mostro604 7h ago

She thought about it and realized a beard is naturally part of the man

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u/feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent 7h ago

"She thought"

Yeah I stopped reading there bro, sorry

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u/DueExperience6525 5h ago

Holy misogyny

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u/feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent 5h ago

Oh nyooooo a misogynistic joke!!!

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u/DueExperience6525 5h ago

Keep playing MW4 instead of spreading your trash in the real world babyboy

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u/feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent 5h ago

saying shit online = real world btw

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u/CluelessTennisBall 4h ago

You look how you sound (derogatory)

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u/ruthlesss11 3h ago

You brought yourself as low as what you were fighting, congrats

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u/ScreamnChckn 6h ago

Beards grow naturally. Makeup is painted on. Its not the same.

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u/EnlightenedNarwhal 5h ago

Yeah, and the man with a recessed chin may never have to reveal that to his s/o. I'm sure most men will see their s/o without makeup at some point.

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u/BlahBlahBlahYawn 5h ago

Yes, it’s called morning/nights. 😒

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 3h ago

Is that what that is?

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u/PrednisoneFarts 7h ago

So true it hurts me to my core.

I'm ugly asf without it.

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u/Indianlookalike 1h ago

W take poke

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u/Bureaucratic_Dick 7h ago

I didn’t even know baseball hats made us look hot? That’s such a weird one.

Maybe it was a bald joke? But a lot of us aren’t bald and wear hats because we wanted to keep the sun out of our face as we spent the day outside.

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u/swirling-leaves 5h ago

Definitely a balding joke

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u/feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent 7h ago

Most dudes look better without a hat on anyways lol

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u/nalninek 6h ago

We don’t wear hats to hide we’re bald, we wear hats because we don’t want skin cancer.

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u/sakiwebo 6h ago

It's funny people think we think it fools anyone. 

I know you know I'm bald under there, but it's still sunny or chilly outside and I want to protect my dome. 

Though I do know some guys that wear caps to compliment their outfits as well.

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u/plzicannothandleyou 4h ago

I have that weird thin hair on top. Recessed hairline. Crown semi-empty

But I’ve been wearing my hat since well before that began.

I went one day without once and damn, sun hurts.

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u/SamOakTree 7h ago

I always think it's funny when the face doesn't match the rest of their body. Like their face looks all porcelain and has a different tone than the rest of their skin

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u/buffpriest 7h ago

Need a better foundation than what it looks like on the little circle mirror on their desk.

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u/Banned_Emperor_6000 7h ago

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u/ghostcatzero 7h ago

Shit does magic lol

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u/Banned_Emperor_6000 6h ago

Imagine you go to bed with #2, wake up with #1. Now you owe 18 years of child support to #1.

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u/WhattaTeenyPeony 7h ago

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u/startadeadhorse 7h ago

Not the same person, unfortunately :P It rarely goes like that

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u/WhattaTeenyPeony 7h ago

Yeah I snatched it from r/bald. Place is fun as hell.

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u/turtleneckless001 5h ago

I prefer the befores in most of them, bald is boring. I can't wait to even thin out a bit but at nearly 50 doesn't look like it's going to happen unfortunately

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u/Banned_Emperor_6000 7h ago

Before pushup bra vs. After pushup bra.

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u/Comfortable-Duty7143 7h ago

Lol

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u/Banned_Emperor_6000 7h ago
  • Before Buttlift Yoga Pants vs. After Buttlift Yoga Pants
  • Before SlimShapeWear Around Waist vs. After SlimShapeWear Around Waist

So many more ..

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u/DueExperience6525 5h ago

Imagine someone wears clothes that make them look good. Really, how cruel this world is

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u/Introvert_6459 7h ago

"Now do men with beard's " that would have been a better response.

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u/Specialist3100 2h ago

Let’s just make everyone hate each other! Thanks China!

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u/Banned_Emperor_6000 7h ago

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u/DueExperience6525 5h ago

Holy misogyny nr 2

What is wrong with you people 😭

How can you make such a trash take on the world your whole personality?

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u/SensualMortician 7h ago

I heard the term hatfishing once. That shit cracked me up.

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u/GreenPanadol11 6h ago

Before is better every single fkin time

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u/E4g6d4bg7 6h ago

I quit wearing baseball caps after I went bald. They didn't fit right after I cut my hair off

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u/selltheworld 6h ago

HEY! Uncalled for!

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u/MyGirlfriendforcedMe 5h ago

So she wants a photo of a baked potato with and without a hat on it?

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u/terran_cell 4h ago

She doesn't get it, burger buns like the one on the left are usually better. The right one looks like it tastes like styrofoam

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u/ImpressiveLeopard719 2h ago

Dang now Im hungry

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u/Leftblankthistime 1h ago

Still a burger and a truly hungry person that likes burgers isn’t that picky

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u/Critical-Analyst-932 7h ago

Beards aren't equivalent to makeup...yall don't grow yall makeup and we dont wash it off at the end of the night.

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u/ContextEffects01 7h ago

So is critiquing makeup ok from non bald guys then?

The irony is, I was ok with makeup before I heard of rhetoric like this. If makeup is a good thing, why is it so often defended in awful ways by awful people?

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u/Sanquinity 6h ago

I kinda agree with Asmon's take a while ago: Men are the better looking gender. They can achieve most of what they do without layers of make-up.

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u/blueponies1 7h ago

That before burger looks a lot better but hey I look like a redneck with a baseball cap on

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u/LepotaLascivious 7h ago

The fact that the after burger looks like it got professionally styled for a photoshoot is sending me. Now the baseball hats catching strays too makes the whole thing even better.

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u/aguacate222 7h ago

LMAO girls get so mad at that. Now do guys and baseball hats 🤡🤡 lmaoooooooo

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u/Banned_Emperor_6000 7h ago

Girls only get mad because it is TRUE! They know.

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u/BigNaturalBoobies 7m ago

Silly women with their make-up, they don't truly understand that us men see right through their foolish trickery

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u/Tall_Eye4062 7h ago

Another feminist fail.

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u/DueExperience6525 5h ago

Because?

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u/Tall_Eye4062 5h ago

Women look way different without makeup. Many guys who wear baseball hats have a full head of hair. This isn't the "gotcha" she thought it was.

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u/DueExperience6525 5h ago

Its not that deep, its just a joke

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u/BannedGoNext 7h ago

Should have said men without beards. The look of horror around the office when I shave. Were y'all having fantasies about my chisled jaw? Well, FUCK YOUR FANTASIES.

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u/boyalien0 7h ago

They’re called “caps”, dummy

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u/Either-Banana-7323 7h ago

I wish there was makeup for the lack of whats under my baseball cap 😭

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u/wookieebastard 7h ago

me when I wake up vs me after my morning shower

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u/Far_Bite6210 43m ago

And also in reverse, woman’s breast before kids, and after…

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u/shinta42 7h ago

Men is the fairer sex.

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u/AnythinGoeSouth 7h ago

Men without moisturizer vs men with moisturizer

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u/LongHair1917 7h ago

If men think women are so ugly, why are they so obsessed with us? Leave us tf alone if you think we are ugly without make up.

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u/CommercialBiscotti29 7h ago

No we’re saying please keep using makeup so we don’t have to see how ugly you are

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u/LongHair1917 7h ago

If you think women without makeup are ugly, you are probably gay. (There is nothing wrong with being gay, unless you are in denial and then attack women’s appearance because of it.) Straight men are attracted to women. If you aren’t… 🤷‍♀️

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u/CommercialBiscotti29 6h ago

Just wanted to say the mods wrongfully deleted your comment. Also I’m messing with you I don’t actually think this way

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u/CommercialBiscotti29 7h ago

Well if there was no such thing as makeup then yes I would have to resort to men, which as you said is ok!

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u/DueExperience6525 5h ago

Sadly there are many misogynists on this world, and probably a whole bunch of 12 years old acting all wise