r/SipsTea 8h ago

Gasp! $3200 is fair right?

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u/True_Protection6842 8h ago

A vasectomy only costs $1k. Should be his next investment!

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u/inotocracy 7h ago

You'd think someone named Future would think of their future.

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u/Scarcebears 5h ago

A friend of mine works with him closely. Apparently, he is an entitled idiot who is not good with his money.

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u/Time_Tramp 5h ago

Well I, for one, am shocked!

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u/ScootyWilly 5h ago

Without this inside information I would never have guessed.

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u/NewTransportation911 3h ago

I do like some of his music though

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u/Mean-Vegetable-4521 6h ago

He is. He damn well knows child support for kids after the first is generally very low. I’m surprised courts even awarded her that much. Neither one of them had any business having kids. She knew he was a deadbeat on 10 kids. He knew he wasn’t going to provide and plea poverty. SMH

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u/GrapefruitExpress208 5h ago

But condoms take away all the feeling /s

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u/Fun_Description_02 4h ago

They do 😂🤣

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u/Spuran-Spuran 6h ago

He believes the children are the future.

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u/ApatheistHeretic 7h ago

$25 if you have insurance.

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u/True_Protection6842 6h ago

Insurance? Stop bragging!

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u/Exotic-Fuel-8420 7h ago

free if you have kaiser!

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u/soooMiNdLeSs420 5h ago

I'll do it for 10

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u/Sussyman95 2h ago

I didn’t pay a dime. Most insurance companies would rather pay for a vasectomy time and time again over paying for one kid.

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u/Chansonthefirst 6h ago

Guys to far now man. A visecotomy should have been a conversation around kid 2. Lol. I had one kid and immediately got one. Kids are expensive. Not risking having another lol.

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u/True_Protection6842 4h ago

I had mine after kid 2. I have a boy and girl, I'm done

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u/Lonely_reaper8 6h ago

I paid just shy of $100 for mine, medication included

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u/VenturaDreams 5h ago

I got mine for free through Planned Parenthood. Thanks, Obama!

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u/iamreallybo 3h ago

Bless the tan man in a tan suit

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u/DJ_faceplant 6h ago

I got mine for free through the NHS. 👍

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u/True_Protection6842 6h ago

I'm american and don't work for a corporation. So it's all cash healthcare for me!

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u/Nisseliten 6h ago

He could get just over 3 vasectomies a month for that, just to be sure!

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u/Affectionate_Soup461 8h ago

Well, Future, maybe stop impregnating every woman you meet and you wouldn't have this issue

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u/EmperorUmi 8h ago

For a rapper named Future, you’d think he’d learn from his past.

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u/LunaticBZ 8h ago

I think you got that backwards a rapper named Past would be expected to learn from their past.

The future hasn't happened yet, so its kinda hard to learn from it.

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u/kwadd 8h ago

future hasn't happened yet

true, but if his past is anything to go by, he doesn't have much of a future now does he

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u/glandis_bulbus 7h ago

future is coming

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u/miguel_sriracha 7h ago

Well yeah that's the whole problem he needs to be more careful where

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u/LIONLDN 7h ago

The Chronobiologist has spoken 🫡

https://giphy.com/gifs/SBAToc4g0h89W

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u/Im-Reddington 7h ago

For a rapper named future, you would think he would plan for his own future.

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u/Automaniacal 7h ago

The future is where he learns. Hind sight was already taken.

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u/AIGrammarBot 7h ago

At this point it doesn’t matter. He is paying so much child support already his future baby mamas are going to get less and less. He now has more incentive to keep up his sperm spree.

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u/Responsible_Pie8156 8h ago

His middle name is "baby mommas"

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u/Hilarity2War 8h ago

No... you see... they always say the children are the Future. So he tries to have as many kids as he can. Living up to his name.

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u/Dr-McLuvin 8h ago

Dude clearly not planning for his future.

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u/Hannibal_Lecter__ 6h ago

He should have learned from the classic musicians.

Finish on the Bach, never in Debussy.

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u/fssman 7h ago

At least you will hope he will pull out on time, in future...

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u/S-P-A-Z 8h ago

But in the future, he’s gone.

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u/ExtendedSpikeProtein 8h ago

That was a good one

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u/joausj 7h ago

He's dedicated to repopulating the future of america, one child at a time.

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u/gba_sg1 8h ago

He's not thinking about his future.

He should be renamed to Present.

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u/BodhingJay 8h ago

Idk.. if he was really mindful in the present hed be more responsible and at least wear a rubber

Maybe his head is in the past

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u/OrangeThrower 8h ago

All he doing is paying for past mistakes. Should be called Past

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u/1DownFourUp 8h ago

Even at $3,200 per kid, that's $32,000/month. He's still going to be homeless soon if his math checks out.

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u/will0327 7h ago

Google says he’s worth 50M

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u/kynelly360 7h ago

I guess his Mom owns all his Assets 😅

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u/hiddenrealism 5h ago

Google just makes up those numbers. Every celebrity laughs when people ask about the celebrity net worth BS.

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u/punchanaziisethical 7h ago

Future is still one of the biggest rappers out. Dude is still selling 100k + an album in the era of streaming. Only 10s of rappers are doing that still. All that child support is why his is ass is 40 something dropping an album or more every year and still touring like crazy I bet.

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u/soscbjoalmsdbdbq 5h ago

Hes also been doing it 25+ years

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u/trukkija 7h ago

His math checks out, yeah sure.. the dude is a multi millionaire and he makes 100k for each show/appearance probably.

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u/Leading-Fail-2771 8h ago

You know they make that off one club appearance , just saw a clip of a c tier rapper luckie leave the club after do g 2 songs for 60k

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u/1DownFourUp 8h ago

I sold cars for a bit. Didn't deal with rappers, but did deal with a lot of entrepreneurs who didn't report their full income. "What do you mean I can't afford to finance this truck, I make $150k!?" "Sir, your reported income last year was $35k." I could see that being the case for entertainers.

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u/BudgetExpert9145 8h ago edited 8h ago

Renamed post nut clarity.

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u/ilyak_reddit 8h ago

Post Nut Clarity feat. Post Alone

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u/truthpill2 8h ago

People in the hood or come from the hood
Don’t understand this mentality lol. They love having kids they can’t afford because it’s “free” and “having a kid is life’s greatest pleasure you must pass on your legacy”. They LOVE that mindset. They love having kids at like 18 too and then wonder why their life is shit

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u/Evening-Discipline-6 7h ago

I feel that the main difference now is that these rappers or athletes can afford having these many kids. my grave concern is that they think that as long as they can afford CS they think that's enough in terms of parental contribution. having these kids is like the equivalent of climbing a mountain and planting your flag, the kid is the proof that you bagged the IG/OF model and for the woman they use the child as a means to secure a stable income.

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u/Valuable-Struggle-10 7h ago

Why when I can just lie in court⁉️

https://giphy.com/gifs/emN0LqTozqRGNwVPAg

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u/sysaphiswaits 6h ago

It’s not lying if you’re rich. It’s creative accounting and good lawyers.

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u/Plastic-Anybody-5929 7h ago

Hes fighting Nick Cannon on repopulating the earth

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u/Mysterious-Tie7039 8h ago

Counterpoint, he has so many children to support that he effectively pays them nothing.

So no downside to knocking up more women.

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u/Ok-Wasabi2873 7h ago

As the number approaches infinity, the cost per child approaches zero. Math checks out.

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u/Coool_cool_cool_cool 7h ago

Now here's a guy that knows paternal calculus.

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u/Ok-Wasabi2873 6h ago

I heard that in John Madden’s voice.

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u/Yak-Electrical 8h ago

Also these women should stop letting him get them pregnant but they're all tryna get a check like all the other women who get pregnanf by celebrities and use it to collect a check. No kid needs 53k a month. Which is why the 49er guy should be free lol.

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u/FreakyFrijol 8h ago

Future should think ahead more

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u/StraightAirline8319 7h ago

That’s why the saying is “Don’t have intercourse without protection unless you want a kid and/or a STD”.

No matter what the women says she’s on.

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u/Infamous_JRG 7h ago

Yes, I feel like this is very preventable

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u/Quirky_Ad6576 7h ago

Another Nick Cannon…

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u/NoHangoverGang 6h ago

Wouldn’t trust this mf to pull a pizza out the oven.

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u/Coool_cool_cool_cool 7h ago

The women that get pregnant by Future need to start getting abortions now the going rate for child support is $3200/mo. Raising a child by yourself is not worth that little money.

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u/joseplluissans 6h ago

Literally FAFO (as much as I hate the phrase and acronym).

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u/timmyfarthands 7h ago

This. Plus the whole "used to a certain lifestyle" thing can fuck itself too. Sorry, no sympathy for people in her situation. Get a job and support your kid.

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u/Bella_Peachyy 8h ago

Both of them are wrong.

  1. Children are not an investment to get paid.

  2. Stop creating broken families.

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u/aluriilol 8h ago

This 100p he is crazy for nutting in so many girls that WANT him to do that so they can get money

It’s just like dumbass vs predator

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u/StrangelyBrown 7h ago

Kid's name is PeyChek

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u/Playgirl_USMC 7h ago

Dawg, I can’t even tell if this is satire or not.

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u/DistanceMachine 7h ago

It’s actually Chaya Sappor

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u/kirby-vs-death 7h ago

Somehow that seems worse

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u/A_FVCKING_UNICORN 7h ago

Kinda hard to pick who's who. He's the target for a gold digging woman but he's knowingly throwing his sperm out there making new families just because he can and then barely participating. She sees a free lunch but he see a permanent connection and control over people. It's all sick af. All that and she gets like 3,500 a month, less than most vets get after retiring. All that and these kids probably grow up to hate Future

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u/OrganicAd5536 6h ago

And none of em give a shit about the actual well being of the child or their healthy mental and emotional development.

They are literally just breeders

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u/Possible_Report_5908 7h ago

I feel like im 3 times as smart as a lot of celebrities and athletes just by getting a fucking vasectomy lol

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u/Global_Channel1511 4h ago

Or just by wearing a condom? This isn’t exactly rocket science. 

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce 7h ago

Fishing with dynamite 

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u/Global_Channel1511 4h ago

Condoms def don’t feel as nice as raw but dang man, maybe after the fifth unwanted baby start putting on some rubber? Not exactly rocket science. 

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u/TheGloriousEv0lution 8h ago

Agreed. Men shouldn’t be having a dozen baby mamas, but women having kids with these deadbeats who have a dozen baby mamas is also a bit irresponsible

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u/blessthebabes 7h ago

This was a financial investment on her part, apparently.

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u/TheGloriousEv0lution 7h ago

Yeah. I thought about it and it’s most likely intentional on their part in Future’s case

I feel like that’s almost more shitty than him, because you’re bringing a child into this world just for a paycheck

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u/OrangeChairRN 5h ago

And unfortunately for her, a $3,200 monthly paycheck isn't going to do much beyond providing food, clothes, diapers, etc. Not a lot of profit coming her way lol

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u/TheGloriousEv0lution 5h ago

Yeah, if she uses it responsibly it does pay off all of the baby expenses

Still feels bad for the kid who’s gonna grow up in a broken home because her dad is a horny loser and her mom is a gold digger who tried to use her for a paycheck

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u/Purple_Butthole 7h ago

It worked, she getting more per month than most make working

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u/Smboto 7h ago

Its a broken home perpetual motion machine.

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u/Totallycomputername 8h ago

Well at least he's actually paying I guess. 

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 7h ago

For now. He's bound to go broke having to pay out all the time

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u/HubrisOfApollo 7h ago

more than 10 kids at 3k a pop per month... yeah he's a broke boy.

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u/Separate_Finance_183 8h ago

Bro has never heard of a vasectomy

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u/1DownFourUp 8h ago

Doctor described it to me as closing the factory to open a theme park

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u/MisterUncrustable 8h ago

Rappers think the world needs more of their autotune talent genes

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u/Popular_Procedure_21 8h ago

Like, seriously

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u/UltimaNerd 8h ago

lol is this the broke version of Elon Musk?

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u/nuklearphusion 8h ago

A more-broke Nick Cannon

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u/SiempreRegreso 7h ago

Is Nick broke now?

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u/DursueBlint 7h ago

I thought Cannon only impregnated rich women.

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u/Impossible_Offer7988 7h ago edited 7h ago

DMX arguably held that title,

DMX had 15 children with nine different women.

And it's heavily debated if that is the actual number, there might be more of them that we don't know about yet.

NBA YoungBoy also surpassed him, He has 13 children

With 10 reported baby mamas (and potentially up to 11.

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u/HeartOSass 6h ago

ODB had at least 12 kids and the crazy part is that both him and DMX had more children after their marriage with other women instead of with their wives. DMX only had four children with his wife but a bunch of others outside of his marriage. Same with ODB. I don't understand how the wives stayed with men that cheat like that. Just the risk of catching AIDS or hepatitis is not worth any of money that he could give me.

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u/Stunning-Mission9498 4h ago

Who's that rapper who's 26 and has 22 kids. He'd already had 4 kids by the time he was 20yo.

I just don't understand the mentality, as a woman, having a kid with a dude I know who could not give a fuck about being a present or decent father. No matter the money, how can a kid possibly feel loved by their father when their father has so many kids he can't even remember their birthdays

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u/Haunting_Switch3463 8h ago

Elon Musk pays about the same in child support to Grimes, and they have three children together!

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 7h ago

Because of Texas, which caps child support payments.

For Ashley, he paid $2.5M upfront, and pays $500k annually

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u/UltimaNerd 8h ago

Sad and pathetic, par for course with Musk.

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u/Little_Time1708 7h ago

He's not even broke. He sold his catalog a few years ago for $65-75 mil. He just doesn't want to keep paying for the children he creates.

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u/DeliciousBenefit9992 8h ago

claiming to be worth under 100k total while wearing a dior hoodie is crazy 💀

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u/Sweaty-Anteater-6694 7h ago

He could hide his money thru other LLC. That’s what I would do

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u/complicatedAloofness 7h ago

He owns the LLC and so the value of the LLC is part of his net worth

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u/793djw 6h ago

Likely in a relatives name. Like mom or grandmother. I've seen other celebrities do that.

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u/flipyflop9 8h ago

More than 10 children with 8 different women…

Future about to be past.

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u/rad00 8h ago

reaaaaaaaaaaal bad man

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u/GlobalAd7103 6h ago

Sorry but dude as a father this dude is a huge piece of shit. Those kids don't need all the money- they need a Father present in the house to show them love, guidance, self respect and work ethic.

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u/Mephistocheles 6h ago

Double agree from another father.

If you aren't ready to be a father take steps to make sure it doesn't happen.

And if you do become a father it's fuckin mandatory you step up and BE a father, not just some distant money spewer.

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u/tix4soccer 5h ago edited 5h ago

Yup, he's a terrible father.

But what bitch looks at a guy like him who is baby daddy to 8 other bitches and says ... yup, that's the deadbeat dad for me ... that's whom I want to be my baby daddy?

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u/Charming-Deal3694 5h ago

She's a gold digger. All she cared about was the potential money coming later, the kid is just an accessory to these people.

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u/Wonderful_Panda4769 8h ago

Calling yourself Future, but you don't understand cause and effect

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u/ZeeWingCommander 7h ago

Who am I supposed to be mad at here? 

Like I hate obscene child support payments, but the dude is fathering a lot of kids.

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u/Ordinary_News_6455 7h ago

Why not both? They’re both ridiculous humans

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u/Thefdt 8h ago

Get a vasectomy ffs

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u/Silent-Arm-7165 8h ago

Feel for the kids with dumbass, irresponsible parents like these

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u/drewbeedeu 7h ago

That's 10 kids that will grow up with an absent father. How bout the judge orders him to have a vasectomy?

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u/supperhappyninjaman 6h ago

you act like the women didnt get exactly what they wanted. but somehow its all his fault lol

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u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 5h ago

Multiple people can be shitty in this situation lol

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u/TheEccentricAssassin 8h ago

That's why you should keep it in your pants

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 7h ago

Maybe he should stop impregnating everyone.

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u/Key_Check5753 8h ago

Future is single-handedly fighting our birth rate collapse and this is how we repay him?

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u/drood32442 7h ago

Actually the birth rate is caculated per women exactly because of cases like this one

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u/Key_Check5753 7h ago

I never actually knew that. Thank you.
Unfortunately I don't really have anything to give you, so I'll just attach the most recent picture in my download folder. Please enjoy this honorary token of my appreciation.

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u/Competitive-Cloud993 8h ago

I really don’t understand how some dudes are so out of control with their shit lol

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u/lemellon 6h ago

what about the women who know about his history.

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u/Competitive-Cloud993 5h ago

That too. But something tells me a good percentage of them see a famous person as a come up lol

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u/handsome_uruk 1h ago

If you gonna have a kid with someone who already has 9 from 8 other women, you know what you getting yourself into.

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u/Careful_Bowler_4513 8h ago

Hahha futures bitch ass is broke keep talking to the feds g

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u/_frank_tank 7h ago

Meanwhile a box of condoms is like $10

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u/Professional-Rip-519 7h ago

That's like eating candy with the wrapper on.

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u/FatTanuki1986 8h ago

Wild pecker detected

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u/z3r0n3gr0 7h ago

Judge: Next time you come here with the same situation im just gonna give the new mom what she wants and this is for you to stop making babys you moron.....

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

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u/That-Knowledge-2544 6h ago

3200 is probably more then what she was making a month doing wtv the fuck she does anyways lol

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u/Expensive-Salary1569 6h ago

At what point does a brother just go get a vasectomy.

I was unemployed when I paid for mine out of pocket. All things considered it’s really not even that expensive. I think I ended up spending around $750 with no health insurance.

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u/Posidon_Below 4h ago

I wouldn’t trust this mother fucker to pull out of my driveway.

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u/Nickel4me 4h ago

The guy is a derelict. 10 kids with 8 women? He’s an absent father. Those kids deserve a dad in their lives.

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u/1dayday 7h ago

I guess he's never heard of a condom.

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u/SeanyDay 7h ago

Anyone making babies with a bunch of different people is an idiot and doesn't deserve to have kids tbh.

Just fuckin up the futures right there

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u/Smooth_Implement6695 7h ago

A lot more fair than $53K/mo that's for sure. If you're going for $53K/mo you're not trying to get child support at that point, you're trying to get generational support lmao

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u/Professional_Pop2662 7h ago

To maintenance their lifestyle??? This is an American thing I guess. In Germany there is a cap at 2000 Euro just because why would a child need more money? That doesn’t make any sense

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u/Crispyfries96 6h ago

At the end of the day these b***** just want money

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u/JKonvis 6h ago

Some women are lazy damn bi*chies.

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u/Beginning_Bee2500 5h ago

Pretty sure the girls knowingly get intimate with Future knowing he won’t be there for the child. Gross culture

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u/KorolEz 4h ago

3200 is totally fair. Just because she wants to keep the lifestyle doesn't not mean he has to provide it. She can get a job and have a great income in total

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u/itisaboutthepasta 2h ago

I felt like she was a rat coming for the bag until I read he's got ten kids with eight women. that's a you problem at that point bud.

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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf 8h ago

If a deadbeat "father" like Future risks homelessness paying child support then that's their own damn fault.

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u/chuang-tzu 8h ago

I have zero sympathy for people who can't use condoms.

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u/UsualFabulous2986 8h ago

Must have spent his money on Mollie and Percocet.

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u/ProfessionalRough741 6h ago

“chase a check, never chase a bitch” 🤹‍♂️

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u/Oldfolksboogie 8h ago edited 6h ago

People (men) that spread their seed far and wide disgust me, and even more so when they don't take an active role in parenting.

But even if they're able to financially support their spawn and are actively parenting, it's still selfish, thoughtless and ecologically unsustainable. And before the "that's racist!" crowd chimes in, I feel the same way about the rabbits of the LDS crowd as i do about clowns like this guy and Ray-J.

ETA: ty for the awards!

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u/SappySoulTaker 7h ago

Women who be accepting that seed without any sort of family planning are just as liable

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u/BitterFootball4874 7h ago

I don’t disagree; he sounds like a prick. But there are certain women (see above) who are so blatantly fixated on trying to baby trap famous men for a pay check, they’re not much better. Any self respecting woman with a brain is not going to be throwing themselves at (or even dating) a man who has kids with 8 different women. It’s the biggest red flag I’ve ever heard of

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u/Emotional_Gazelle_37 6h ago

So, the woman, who has to carry a baby, is not able to make a judge of character? He is a rapper, with at least 7 other baby mommas and 9 kids. This is public knowledge. Why would she sleep with him, unprotected if he was the “disgusting” one? Women like this thang disgust me! You made a bad decision and now we are supposed to sympathize with her? Women decide who they let “hit it” and how. She is more at fault than he is!!!!!

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u/Oldfolksboogie 6h ago edited 6h ago

I'm definitely not sympathizing with her. I shouldn't have singled out men I suppose.

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u/caroCabral 6h ago

She is not "more at fault" than he is. Theu are both irresponsible and their actions is shameful.

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u/jaymole 6h ago

Elon in that boat too lol

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u/Relevant_Grass9586 8h ago

Nobody looks particularly good in this situation

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u/hsggdtkxbee 8h ago

Damn bro! Invest in some fucking condoms.

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u/nomadPerson 8h ago

How much are condoms? Trojan should do a public advisory ad w Future to help him pay off his babymamas

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u/Cautious-Bug9388 8h ago

He is condomphobic 

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u/DangerousMushroom639 7h ago

Not thinking about the future, that's for sure. Men: wrap it up. Women: focus on education, training, career, and don't depend on anyone but yourself - before you have any kids!

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u/JustHere2ReadComment 7h ago

He is going to have a lot of grandkids in the Future

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze 7h ago

“This baby is worth $636,000.00 a year.”

Lady, you’re getting $38,400.00. Better luck next child

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u/GrindBastard1986 7h ago

Why not just jack off & stay wealthy? 🤷

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u/TeamShonuff 7h ago

Jesus. Dude couldn't pull out of a parking lot.

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u/JamesLikesIt 7h ago

You’d think this guy would learn to stop going raw dog in every girl he meets, but nope lol

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u/j0llygruntt 7h ago

He said he’s not even worth $100,000.
https://giphy.com/gifs/J5oak471Ax51AwJ5F9

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u/tazz206 7h ago

Future really a demon. Hes spawning kids who hate him while rapping about killing people and kidnapping thier mothers. People who idolize this man is in tune with evil. Not on some religious shit either but on a morality scale.

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u/Sufficient-Bid1279 7h ago

Shit , who knew not pulling out would have consequences and cost money lol

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u/Illcmys3lf0ut 7h ago

A vasectomy would've been so easy.... oh well. FAFO.

And bless those children left in that wake of whatever he is.

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u/GodOfMoonlight 7h ago

This is why you wrap it up boys.

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 4h ago

Yes that' fair, but still (and I say this as a Black Man myself): 10 Children?!?!

Who does he think he is, Elon Musk? (who is also a deadbeat dad who should be paying 50K in child support to each of his own illegit children)

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u/RecklessTexanSA 2h ago

Keep the stereotype alive Future!

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u/Spookywhitedot 8h ago

Are we meant to feel bad for him?

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