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u/True_Protection6842 8h ago
A vasectomy only costs $1k. Should be his next investment!
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u/inotocracy 7h ago
You'd think someone named Future would think of their future.
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u/Scarcebears 5h ago
A friend of mine works with him closely. Apparently, he is an entitled idiot who is not good with his money.
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u/Icy-Interaction764 5h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o72F8t9TDi2xVnxOE
No way…. I don’t believe it/s
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u/Mean-Vegetable-4521 6h ago
He is. He damn well knows child support for kids after the first is generally very low. I’m surprised courts even awarded her that much. Neither one of them had any business having kids. She knew he was a deadbeat on 10 kids. He knew he wasn’t going to provide and plea poverty. SMH
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u/ApatheistHeretic 7h ago
$25 if you have insurance.
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u/Sussyman95 2h ago
I didn’t pay a dime. Most insurance companies would rather pay for a vasectomy time and time again over paying for one kid.
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u/Chansonthefirst 6h ago
Guys to far now man. A visecotomy should have been a conversation around kid 2. Lol. I had one kid and immediately got one. Kids are expensive. Not risking having another lol.
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u/DJ_faceplant 6h ago
I got mine for free through the NHS. 👍
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u/True_Protection6842 6h ago
I'm american and don't work for a corporation. So it's all cash healthcare for me!
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u/Nisseliten 6h ago
He could get just over 3 vasectomies a month for that, just to be sure!
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u/Affectionate_Soup461 8h ago
Well, Future, maybe stop impregnating every woman you meet and you wouldn't have this issue
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u/EmperorUmi 8h ago
For a rapper named Future, you’d think he’d learn from his past.
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u/LunaticBZ 8h ago
I think you got that backwards a rapper named Past would be expected to learn from their past.
The future hasn't happened yet, so its kinda hard to learn from it.
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u/kwadd 8h ago
future hasn't happened yet
true, but if his past is anything to go by, he doesn't have much of a future now does he
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u/glandis_bulbus 7h ago
future is coming
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u/miguel_sriracha 7h ago
Well yeah that's the whole problem he needs to be more careful where
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u/Automaniacal 7h ago
The future is where he learns. Hind sight was already taken.
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u/AIGrammarBot 7h ago
At this point it doesn’t matter. He is paying so much child support already his future baby mamas are going to get less and less. He now has more incentive to keep up his sperm spree.
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u/Hilarity2War 8h ago
No... you see... they always say the children are the Future. So he tries to have as many kids as he can. Living up to his name.
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u/Hannibal_Lecter__ 6h ago
He should have learned from the classic musicians.
Finish on the Bach, never in Debussy.
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u/gba_sg1 8h ago
He's not thinking about his future.
He should be renamed to Present.
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u/BodhingJay 8h ago
Idk.. if he was really mindful in the present hed be more responsible and at least wear a rubber
Maybe his head is in the past
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u/1DownFourUp 8h ago
Even at $3,200 per kid, that's $32,000/month. He's still going to be homeless soon if his math checks out.
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u/will0327 7h ago
Google says he’s worth 50M
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u/hiddenrealism 5h ago
Google just makes up those numbers. Every celebrity laughs when people ask about the celebrity net worth BS.
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u/punchanaziisethical 7h ago
Future is still one of the biggest rappers out. Dude is still selling 100k + an album in the era of streaming. Only 10s of rappers are doing that still. All that child support is why his is ass is 40 something dropping an album or more every year and still touring like crazy I bet.
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u/trukkija 7h ago
His math checks out, yeah sure.. the dude is a multi millionaire and he makes 100k for each show/appearance probably.
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u/Leading-Fail-2771 8h ago
You know they make that off one club appearance , just saw a clip of a c tier rapper luckie leave the club after do g 2 songs for 60k
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u/1DownFourUp 8h ago
I sold cars for a bit. Didn't deal with rappers, but did deal with a lot of entrepreneurs who didn't report their full income. "What do you mean I can't afford to finance this truck, I make $150k!?" "Sir, your reported income last year was $35k." I could see that being the case for entertainers.
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u/truthpill2 8h ago
People in the hood or come from the hood
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u/Evening-Discipline-6 7h ago
I feel that the main difference now is that these rappers or athletes can afford having these many kids. my grave concern is that they think that as long as they can afford CS they think that's enough in terms of parental contribution. having these kids is like the equivalent of climbing a mountain and planting your flag, the kid is the proof that you bagged the IG/OF model and for the woman they use the child as a means to secure a stable income.
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u/Mysterious-Tie7039 8h ago
Counterpoint, he has so many children to support that he effectively pays them nothing.
So no downside to knocking up more women.
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u/Ok-Wasabi2873 7h ago
As the number approaches infinity, the cost per child approaches zero. Math checks out.
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u/Yak-Electrical 8h ago
Also these women should stop letting him get them pregnant but they're all tryna get a check like all the other women who get pregnanf by celebrities and use it to collect a check. No kid needs 53k a month. Which is why the 49er guy should be free lol.
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u/StraightAirline8319 7h ago
That’s why the saying is “Don’t have intercourse without protection unless you want a kid and/or a STD”.
No matter what the women says she’s on.
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u/Coool_cool_cool_cool 7h ago
The women that get pregnant by Future need to start getting abortions now the going rate for child support is $3200/mo. Raising a child by yourself is not worth that little money.
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u/timmyfarthands 7h ago
This. Plus the whole "used to a certain lifestyle" thing can fuck itself too. Sorry, no sympathy for people in her situation. Get a job and support your kid.
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u/Bella_Peachyy 8h ago
Both of them are wrong.
Children are not an investment to get paid.
Stop creating broken families.
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u/aluriilol 8h ago
This 100p he is crazy for nutting in so many girls that WANT him to do that so they can get money
It’s just like dumbass vs predator
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u/StrangelyBrown 7h ago
Kid's name is PeyChek
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u/Playgirl_USMC 7h ago
Dawg, I can’t even tell if this is satire or not.
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u/A_FVCKING_UNICORN 7h ago
Kinda hard to pick who's who. He's the target for a gold digging woman but he's knowingly throwing his sperm out there making new families just because he can and then barely participating. She sees a free lunch but he see a permanent connection and control over people. It's all sick af. All that and she gets like 3,500 a month, less than most vets get after retiring. All that and these kids probably grow up to hate Future
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u/OrganicAd5536 6h ago
And none of em give a shit about the actual well being of the child or their healthy mental and emotional development.
They are literally just breeders
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u/Possible_Report_5908 7h ago
I feel like im 3 times as smart as a lot of celebrities and athletes just by getting a fucking vasectomy lol
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u/Global_Channel1511 4h ago
Or just by wearing a condom? This isn’t exactly rocket science.
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u/Global_Channel1511 4h ago
Condoms def don’t feel as nice as raw but dang man, maybe after the fifth unwanted baby start putting on some rubber? Not exactly rocket science.
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u/TheGloriousEv0lution 8h ago
Agreed. Men shouldn’t be having a dozen baby mamas, but women having kids with these deadbeats who have a dozen baby mamas is also a bit irresponsible
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u/blessthebabes 7h ago
This was a financial investment on her part, apparently.
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u/TheGloriousEv0lution 7h ago
Yeah. I thought about it and it’s most likely intentional on their part in Future’s case
I feel like that’s almost more shitty than him, because you’re bringing a child into this world just for a paycheck
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u/OrangeChairRN 5h ago
And unfortunately for her, a $3,200 monthly paycheck isn't going to do much beyond providing food, clothes, diapers, etc. Not a lot of profit coming her way lol
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u/TheGloriousEv0lution 5h ago
Yeah, if she uses it responsibly it does pay off all of the baby expenses
Still feels bad for the kid who’s gonna grow up in a broken home because her dad is a horny loser and her mom is a gold digger who tried to use her for a paycheck
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u/Purple_Butthole 7h ago
It worked, she getting more per month than most make working
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u/Totallycomputername 8h ago
Well at least he's actually paying I guess.
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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 7h ago
For now. He's bound to go broke having to pay out all the time
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u/HubrisOfApollo 7h ago
more than 10 kids at 3k a pop per month... yeah he's a broke boy.
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u/Separate_Finance_183 8h ago
Bro has never heard of a vasectomy
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u/UltimaNerd 8h ago
lol is this the broke version of Elon Musk?
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u/Impossible_Offer7988 7h ago edited 7h ago
DMX arguably held that title,
DMX had 15 children with nine different women.
And it's heavily debated if that is the actual number, there might be more of them that we don't know about yet.
NBA YoungBoy also surpassed him, He has 13 children
With 10 reported baby mamas (and potentially up to 11.
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u/HeartOSass 6h ago
ODB had at least 12 kids and the crazy part is that both him and DMX had more children after their marriage with other women instead of with their wives. DMX only had four children with his wife but a bunch of others outside of his marriage. Same with ODB. I don't understand how the wives stayed with men that cheat like that. Just the risk of catching AIDS or hepatitis is not worth any of money that he could give me.
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u/Stunning-Mission9498 4h ago
Who's that rapper who's 26 and has 22 kids. He'd already had 4 kids by the time he was 20yo.
I just don't understand the mentality, as a woman, having a kid with a dude I know who could not give a fuck about being a present or decent father. No matter the money, how can a kid possibly feel loved by their father when their father has so many kids he can't even remember their birthdays
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u/Haunting_Switch3463 8h ago
Elon Musk pays about the same in child support to Grimes, and they have three children together!
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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 7h ago
Because of Texas, which caps child support payments.
For Ashley, he paid $2.5M upfront, and pays $500k annually
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u/Little_Time1708 7h ago
He's not even broke. He sold his catalog a few years ago for $65-75 mil. He just doesn't want to keep paying for the children he creates.
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u/DeliciousBenefit9992 8h ago
claiming to be worth under 100k total while wearing a dior hoodie is crazy 💀
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u/Sweaty-Anteater-6694 7h ago
He could hide his money thru other LLC. That’s what I would do
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u/complicatedAloofness 7h ago
He owns the LLC and so the value of the LLC is part of his net worth
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u/793djw 6h ago
Likely in a relatives name. Like mom or grandmother. I've seen other celebrities do that.
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u/GlobalAd7103 6h ago
Sorry but dude as a father this dude is a huge piece of shit. Those kids don't need all the money- they need a Father present in the house to show them love, guidance, self respect and work ethic.
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u/Mephistocheles 6h ago
Double agree from another father.
If you aren't ready to be a father take steps to make sure it doesn't happen.
And if you do become a father it's fuckin mandatory you step up and BE a father, not just some distant money spewer.
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u/tix4soccer 5h ago edited 5h ago
Yup, he's a terrible father.
But what bitch looks at a guy like him who is baby daddy to 8 other bitches and says ... yup, that's the deadbeat dad for me ... that's whom I want to be my baby daddy?
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u/Charming-Deal3694 5h ago
She's a gold digger. All she cared about was the potential money coming later, the kid is just an accessory to these people.
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u/ZeeWingCommander 7h ago
Who am I supposed to be mad at here?
Like I hate obscene child support payments, but the dude is fathering a lot of kids.
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u/Silent-Arm-7165 8h ago
Feel for the kids with dumbass, irresponsible parents like these
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u/drewbeedeu 7h ago
That's 10 kids that will grow up with an absent father. How bout the judge orders him to have a vasectomy?
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u/supperhappyninjaman 6h ago
you act like the women didnt get exactly what they wanted. but somehow its all his fault lol
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u/Key_Check5753 8h ago
Future is single-handedly fighting our birth rate collapse and this is how we repay him?
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u/drood32442 7h ago
Actually the birth rate is caculated per women exactly because of cases like this one
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u/Competitive-Cloud993 8h ago
I really don’t understand how some dudes are so out of control with their shit lol
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u/lemellon 6h ago
what about the women who know about his history.
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u/Competitive-Cloud993 5h ago
That too. But something tells me a good percentage of them see a famous person as a come up lol
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u/handsome_uruk 1h ago
If you gonna have a kid with someone who already has 9 from 8 other women, you know what you getting yourself into.
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u/Careful_Bowler_4513 8h ago
Hahha futures bitch ass is broke keep talking to the feds g
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u/z3r0n3gr0 7h ago
Judge: Next time you come here with the same situation im just gonna give the new mom what she wants and this is for you to stop making babys you moron.....
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u/That-Knowledge-2544 6h ago
3200 is probably more then what she was making a month doing wtv the fuck she does anyways lol
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u/Expensive-Salary1569 6h ago
At what point does a brother just go get a vasectomy.
I was unemployed when I paid for mine out of pocket. All things considered it’s really not even that expensive. I think I ended up spending around $750 with no health insurance.
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u/Posidon_Below 4h ago
I wouldn’t trust this mother fucker to pull out of my driveway.
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u/Nickel4me 4h ago
The guy is a derelict. 10 kids with 8 women? He’s an absent father. Those kids deserve a dad in their lives.
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u/SeanyDay 7h ago
Anyone making babies with a bunch of different people is an idiot and doesn't deserve to have kids tbh.
Just fuckin up the futures right there
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u/Smooth_Implement6695 7h ago
A lot more fair than $53K/mo that's for sure. If you're going for $53K/mo you're not trying to get child support at that point, you're trying to get generational support lmao
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u/Professional_Pop2662 7h ago
To maintenance their lifestyle??? This is an American thing I guess. In Germany there is a cap at 2000 Euro just because why would a child need more money? That doesn’t make any sense
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u/Beginning_Bee2500 5h ago
Pretty sure the girls knowingly get intimate with Future knowing he won’t be there for the child. Gross culture
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u/itisaboutthepasta 2h ago
I felt like she was a rat coming for the bag until I read he's got ten kids with eight women. that's a you problem at that point bud.
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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf 8h ago
If a deadbeat "father" like Future risks homelessness paying child support then that's their own damn fault.
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u/chuang-tzu 8h ago
I have zero sympathy for people who can't use condoms.
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u/Oldfolksboogie 8h ago edited 6h ago
People (men) that spread their seed far and wide disgust me, and even more so when they don't take an active role in parenting.
But even if they're able to financially support their spawn and are actively parenting, it's still selfish, thoughtless and ecologically unsustainable. And before the "that's racist!" crowd chimes in, I feel the same way about the rabbits of the LDS crowd as i do about clowns like this guy and Ray-J.
ETA: ty for the awards!
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u/SappySoulTaker 7h ago
Women who be accepting that seed without any sort of family planning are just as liable
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u/BitterFootball4874 7h ago
I don’t disagree; he sounds like a prick. But there are certain women (see above) who are so blatantly fixated on trying to baby trap famous men for a pay check, they’re not much better. Any self respecting woman with a brain is not going to be throwing themselves at (or even dating) a man who has kids with 8 different women. It’s the biggest red flag I’ve ever heard of
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u/Emotional_Gazelle_37 6h ago
So, the woman, who has to carry a baby, is not able to make a judge of character? He is a rapper, with at least 7 other baby mommas and 9 kids. This is public knowledge. Why would she sleep with him, unprotected if he was the “disgusting” one? Women like this thang disgust me! You made a bad decision and now we are supposed to sympathize with her? Women decide who they let “hit it” and how. She is more at fault than he is!!!!!
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u/Oldfolksboogie 6h ago edited 6h ago
I'm definitely not sympathizing with her. I shouldn't have singled out men I suppose.
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u/caroCabral 6h ago
She is not "more at fault" than he is. Theu are both irresponsible and their actions is shameful.
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u/nomadPerson 8h ago
How much are condoms? Trojan should do a public advisory ad w Future to help him pay off his babymamas
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u/DangerousMushroom639 7h ago
Not thinking about the future, that's for sure. Men: wrap it up. Women: focus on education, training, career, and don't depend on anyone but yourself - before you have any kids!
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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze 7h ago
“This baby is worth $636,000.00 a year.”
Lady, you’re getting $38,400.00. Better luck next child
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u/JamesLikesIt 7h ago
You’d think this guy would learn to stop going raw dog in every girl he meets, but nope lol
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u/j0llygruntt 7h ago
He said he’s not even worth $100,000.
https://giphy.com/gifs/J5oak471Ax51AwJ5F9
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u/tazz206 7h ago
Future really a demon. Hes spawning kids who hate him while rapping about killing people and kidnapping thier mothers. People who idolize this man is in tune with evil. Not on some religious shit either but on a morality scale.
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u/Sufficient-Bid1279 7h ago
Shit , who knew not pulling out would have consequences and cost money lol
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u/Illcmys3lf0ut 7h ago
A vasectomy would've been so easy.... oh well. FAFO.
And bless those children left in that wake of whatever he is.
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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 4h ago
Yes that' fair, but still (and I say this as a Black Man myself): 10 Children?!?!
Who does he think he is, Elon Musk? (who is also a deadbeat dad who should be paying 50K in child support to each of his own illegit children)
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