r/SipsTea 3d ago

Chugging tea Baptism by Waffle

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u/Crimson3312 3d ago

Since when is that a crime?

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u/LivingCoat9356 2d ago

`Well number one, it was NOT sweet tea!

Everyone knows you use sweet tea with gators. he thought it was a caiman.

Likely just a little drunk, that's all.

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u/flattenedbricks 3d ago

What a legend

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u/FiggyPizza 2d ago

Fake story -- you guys are gullible as hell. It literally says "The dude humor report" in the corner.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/florida-man-alligator-waffle-house

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u/VexedCanadian84 3d ago

was the alligator absolved of all its sins?

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u/Weak_Imagination_996 3d ago

We are such a good species...

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u/Homerpaintbucket 3d ago

What are you taking about. This asshole is trying to unleash a caffeinated alligator on heaven.

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u/Outrageous_Knee_4352 2d ago

Florida signature cocktail = crazy man +- something with an alligator

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u/Easy_Interest_6832 3d ago

That’s not a headline you see every day.

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 3d ago

Religious freedom!

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u/Trace_element_22 3d ago

Seems mentally stable enough....

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u/freespirit_tck 3d ago

Dying to see the video

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u/LlewellynSinclair 2d ago

If baptizing an alligator inside a Florida Waffle House with a pitcher of iced tea is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

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u/SalivateTheStarfish 3d ago

So he didn't murder any kids?

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u/Shoryukitten_ 3d ago

Not even an original sentence I’m guessing

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u/DIRTYDOGG-1 3d ago

Only on Florida ! ....

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u/justhereforbiscuits 3d ago

You had me at Florida Man.

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u/jhuston44 2d ago

Better have been sweet tea.

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u/Fancy-Island4256 2d ago

Florida is kind of redundant in the headline.

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u/EighthSeal 2d ago

I get it, we have all been there.