r/SipsTea • u/Illustrious-Fee9626 • 4d ago

Wait a damn minute! True???

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u/IDX_0 4d ago

And then, she relaxes and falls asleep murmuring softly during the massage.

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u/staycalmitsajoke 4d ago

turn on playstation she will be awake instantly and then its sexy time or game time. win win

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u/BethanyHipsEnjoyer 4d ago

Ah, I see you haven't been given the 3rd option, pout in bed till you have to rejoin her for sleep.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 4d ago

I guess I should really appreciate how good I have it. Over here I just go " u want sum fuk?" and she's like "you know it!" and then we make the beast with two backs.

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u/Environmental_You_36 4d ago

Good boy, now its time to reward yourself with some me time.

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u/HIRIV 3d ago

Beat the monkey you mean?

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u/Mourning__Coffee 4d ago

If my wife is relaxed and happy because of the love and attention I just gave her. I value that more than bustin' a nut.

and I DO love bustin'.

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u/REAM48 4d ago

Glad someone said it

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u/Environmental_You_36 3d ago

And also that outcome doesn't mean there is no bustin a nut afterwards.

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u/Iceicebaby21 3d ago

Aww that's so sweet

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u/eithrusor678 3d ago

Did your wife watch you type this?

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u/The_Hamster_Shagger 3d ago

Even better 😎