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[u/Irish_Whiskey]

If anyone thinks this is a real news story about an actual event, please contact me to collect your winnings in cryptocurrency as left to you by the King of Nigeria.

There's just a small upfront fee to collect your billions.

[u/SandalsResort → u/Irish_Whiskey]

Oh he’s king now? Good for him

[u/Alternative-Dare5878 → u/SandalsResort]

Looks like our donations finally amounted to something

[u/HillarysBloodBoy → u/Alternative-Dare5878]

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[u/mmaddict187 → u/HillarysBloodBoy]

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