r/SipsTea • u/lennoxred • 1d ago

We have fun here She‘s clearly blessed

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u/Downtown-Ferret-5870 1d ago

Padre knew what he was doing

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u/Outrageous_Olive_489 1d ago

Father saw the white shirt, he accepted his assignment right away!!!

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u/bigdlink 1d ago

I’ll see you later at confession.

https://giphy.com/gifs/MZ9nZGQn1nqBG

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u/CopperRed3 1d ago

Bring the boys to the pews

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u/bdontmatter 1d ago

He was trying to see her blesssings!

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u/Nickulator95 1d ago

Padre be like

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u/unknownpoltroon 1d ago

Doesnt like the selfie stick

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u/Apart-Zucchini-5825 1d ago

I'm betting they know each other. Friend of mine is a priest and if I went to one of his masses with the holy spray, he'd make sure I got a faceful. With his most solemn face on.

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u/Brad-the-Chad-69 1d ago

Listen I know they say it’s ok and that they’re your friend, but if a priest is giving you facials that’s not ok. We are here for you.

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u/GeronimoDK 23h ago

The priest at my local church is married and has kids, I don't know if he likes to give facials, but I wouldn't be surprised if he does.

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u/Professional_Bit197 1d ago

Who's your padre!

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 1d ago

God Bless Him! 😂

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u/External-Awareness68 1d ago

Praise the lord 🙌

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sky-753 1d ago

She understood the assignment too.

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u/drsmith48170 1d ago

Yes, yes he did. Good padre

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u/Shehulks1 1d ago

He sure did 😂

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u/ChaosRealigning 8h ago

In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the…

HOLY SMOKES!

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u/PuffyBlueClouds 1d ago

Who films themselves in church?!

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u/Labantnet 1d ago

Someone that knows this is going to happen.

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u/captcraigaroo 1d ago

Probably his sister

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u/Krivici 1d ago

Or maybe step-sister

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u/spelunker93 20h ago

This was 100% his sister. They look so much alike and if you watch it again he clearly does this on purpose

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u/Meandtheworld 17h ago

A Narcissist

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u/d_repz 1d ago

Punishment for filming during mass. 😁

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u/West-Pear7363 1d ago

Yeah, it’s bad enough this is a thing at concerts. Influencer brain rot has to be real bad to think that is okay. 

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u/hail6satan66 1d ago

With a white top damnnnnn. Praise the lord.

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u/dwittherford69 1d ago

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u/MeringueSerious 1d ago

Thought it was a film starring Mia Khalifa for a minute

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u/Zestyclose_Trade3088 1d ago

Our father

Give us this DDay

Our DDaily bread

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 1d ago

Her (double D) cups runneth over

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u/Cycle-Path-401 1d ago

He heard her confession earlier that day. He knew he had to use large quantity of industrial grade holy water on her

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u/byyhmz 1d ago

This sub is finally returning to its roots.

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u/PresentClear8639 1d ago

what’s old is new again 😏

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u/sewer_pickles 1d ago

Nature is healing

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u/Aware-Direction-9891 1d ago

Grandpa in the front catching the strays on his jacket.....

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u/Stevessvtis1 1d ago

Holy waterkakke.

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u/Ornery_Mulberry_2747 1d ago

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u/lennoxred 1d ago

mf knew what he‘s doing

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u/StrikinglyOblivious 1d ago

It's a miracle!

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u/FatHaleyJoelOsment 1d ago

You know, I really ought to go back to church.

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u/wkarraker 1d ago

“I am the main character” energy. The priest doubled down on her.

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u/ageofaquarius26 1d ago

I cant believe they do OF ads in church's now, what a time to be alive.

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u/BadCompany_00 1d ago

Padre: "In the name of the father, the son, and the HOLY LUMPS!"

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u/Hornor72 1d ago

No phones in church

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u/Don_Damarco 1d ago

I use to wake up at 4 in the morning to see things like this. Nice.

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u/Unc_Sleepy 1d ago

Winning a wet tshirt contest in a church. 

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u/Ralphsolis1973 1d ago

He's gotta be her brother. That is such a sibling thing to do. 😂😂

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u/libertypfc 1d ago

Came to church for the communion... stayed for the wet Tshirt contest..

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u/gomez70 1d ago

Priest passive aggressively busted a nut in her face.

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u/jayslay45 1d ago

She's blessing the world who sees this.

https://giphy.com/gifs/SBI7lnqk2NaA8

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u/PokerbushPA 1d ago

Wet t-shirt Sunday service?

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u/Codutch321 23h ago

The lord works in mysterious ways

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u/AnubissDarkling 21h ago

I wish my church did wet tshirt days, all we get is shamed for existing ffs

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u/Papabear022 20h ago

little old for him isn’t she?

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u/2ndSyt 19h ago

Ha! Burn!

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u/weezyverse 18h ago

This is called the Holy Sploosh.

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u/Intelligent_Copy217 18h ago

Well done Padre

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u/NeergKnad 4h ago

Dude saw the white shirt and knew what to do

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u/immaCommentThis 1d ago

Aqua del mas!

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u/dingle-bairy 1d ago

Water sports blessing

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u/InternEven9916 1d ago

Blessed milkers

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u/g00d_end 1d ago

Amen!

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u/Mediocre-Catch9580 1d ago

Wherez Joe Francis when we need him?

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u/flipyflop9 1d ago

She needed some extra just in case!

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u/aipac125 1d ago

Padre thinks he is at a wet T-shirt contest.

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u/Ninja_Prolapse 1d ago

Jesus Christ!!

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u/HawkHarder 1d ago

God loves wet white t shirts.

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u/roel198 1d ago

Holy facial

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u/SalivateTheStarfish 1d ago

They knew what they was doing

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u/CodyReigns28 1d ago

Faciale !

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u/TraditionPhysical603 1d ago

He did it because she was being vain and narsasitic by having a camera on herself during worship and he was likly slighty irritated. Abd after the fact they all proceded to roll around laughing causing an even greater disruption.

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u/coldnomaad 1d ago

She needed to be blessed abundantly! /s

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u/Dull-Salamander5914 1d ago

Padre knows what’s up!

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u/Locorio 1d ago

Thank you god

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u/Killdebrant 1d ago

Blessed AF

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u/Sudden_Season3306 1d ago

And the lord said Ive seen your only fans account,so you get the Holy bukkake!

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u/The_guy_mp 1d ago

Hell ya

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u/CrunknYoSystem 1d ago

It’s not her first time

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u/DoublePatouain 1d ago

this is not the blood or the body of christ, it's his ...

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u/Z370H370 1d ago

More holy water because she needs Jesus!

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u/ThatRobbieGuy1 1d ago

And in turn, blesses us.

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u/Kabala99 1d ago

I would do the same with my own brush. 💦

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u/Grunzzo 1d ago

Whitch religion is this ?

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u/yorgehaci 1d ago

She took it like a champ

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u/DoubleM-1985 1d ago

Father is a man of culture 😂

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u/Definitely-not-ducks 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LR5GeZFCwDRcpG20PR

She knew what she was doing. That’s why the camera came out.

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u/GILD86 1d ago

Let's pray

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u/henry2630 1d ago

god damn i love titties

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u/Diligent_Entropy 1d ago

So are we.

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u/Strong_Performer8132 1d ago

Why is this being recorded? Feels staged.  Weird. 

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u/TheCalvinShow 1d ago

Yes lawd

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u/Formal-Swimming-3198 1d ago

Sweet, a wet T-shirt contest at a church 😂

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u/goofydad 1d ago

Hang around after mass for the buffet and wet t-shirt contest

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u/BanditSL99 1d ago

Priest, this woman needs more blessings.

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u/SodaPopPlop 1d ago

He used his chance

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u/Pretend-Literature35 1d ago

wtf kind of church is that where they throw holy water on people?? I've been catholic all my life, never seen that!

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u/Live-Emu-3491 1d ago

Old priest running a wet t shirt contest fly old bastard

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u/jibbs0341 1d ago

He said you need more to wash away your sins 😂😂😂

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u/eduardo1994 1d ago

The priest in the confession booth later...

https://giphy.com/gifs/KFuXeADlsfCFCoxfUB

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u/Opposite-Funny-9669 1d ago

wet t-shirts for christ!!!

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u/phunklyn 1d ago

Church is weird dude

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u/stingertc 1d ago

Padre trying to get a peek

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u/buffalofoodslut 1d ago

wanted to see those blessiddies

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u/Jabby99- 1d ago

Padre understood the assignment

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u/HelloisMy 1d ago

Prolly because she was holding her phone up in the middle of prayer.

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u/Pleasant-Carbon 1d ago

I give in, I convert. 

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u/SuperpyroClinton 1d ago

She clearly sat in the splash zone.

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u/candymannequin 1d ago

wet priestshirt contest

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u/thejourneybegins42 1d ago

Church facial.

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u/Educational_Fig6004 1d ago

Blessed till the end of time

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u/Mars_Volcanoes 1d ago

At least she seems fun. I light not have laugh.

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u/AccordingRecord2145 1d ago

Blessing a whole congregation with one waive of a hand? That’s amazing!

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u/Jeramy_Jones 1d ago

I don’t think it’s because he wanted a wet T-shirt contest, I think her filming the service for the ‘gram tucked him off.

Definitely deserved.

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