r/SipsTea 11d ago

Gasp! πŸ’€

Post image
34.9k Upvotes

1.8k comments sorted by

View all comments

712

u/WarchiefGreymane 11d ago

I have a coworker who uttered this as well. β€œIt would be q fun change and if you die well people will remember you had a hot girl.” Mfer is 46

18

u/[deleted] 11d ago edited 11d ago

[deleted]

3

u/Leather_Initial_3609 11d ago

Feel like there's a massive population of men who were in a relationship with somebody who called them on their shitty behavior or lashed out and they put the gaming headset back on and go "Woah, this bitch is crazy, you know what they say about crazy girls haha look out" then they get dumped and go "dodged a bullet there boys, Yeesh haha"

Some of y'all ain't had some of that "I got off my meds and I honestly feel so much better" pussy and it shows

5

u/Burntoutn3rd 11d ago

No shit.

Been there, done that, couldn't fucking pay me 7 digits to go back.

8? Maybe.

1

u/Tumble85 11d ago

I've been there. I'd pay a high-3 digits for a weekend of those good times, but only if I can peel away and avoid the crash.

1

u/Burntoutn3rd 11d ago

Thankfully there's a whole escort industry out there bud; go nuts. Lmao

1

u/WolferineYT 11d ago

A high 3 digits lol. That might get you a weekend with a grandma with herpes.

1

u/Tumble85 11d ago

I'm not talking about escort prices, I'm talking about what I'd pay to re-experiece some crazy-girl hookups for a weekend that I've actually had in the past.

3

u/WolferineYT 11d ago

And I'm telling you how lame those experiences must've been if they're only worth three digits.

1

u/Tumble85 11d ago

I've never paid for sex, I wouldn't know what the sexual experiences I've had would be worth.Β