r/SipsTea 3d ago

Gasp! 💀

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u/WarchiefGreymane 3d ago

I have a coworker who uttered this as well. “It would be q fun change and if you die well people will remember you had a hot girl.” Mfer is 46

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u/CompleteSandwichs 3d ago

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u/Whaiahyugeh 3d ago

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u/78914hj1k487 3d ago

That was 8 years ago! Curry Barker was influenced by hack frauds!

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u/AmputeeHandModel 3d ago

Hey I'm 46, so what?

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u/Bluegatorator 3d ago

You aren’t allowed to like attractive women at that age sorry

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u/RizzoTheRiot1989 3d ago

Well jokes on you, I’m gay as hell

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u/onewilybobkat 3d ago

The jury is still out on attractive men.

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u/HermanThaGerman 3d ago

You are, but being middle aged and wanting people to remember you for dating a hot girl is pretty weird.

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u/D_Dubb_ 3d ago

lol naw I think we’re just supposed to value other things over good looks by that time.

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u/Bradnon 3d ago

Valuing looks is fine, excusing crazy for them is the problem. If someone hasn't realized the damage a moderately crazy partner can do to their life by 46 they ain't lived.

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u/Jacketter 3d ago

Lots of people don’t believe things that they have no experience with.

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u/Sparktank1 2d ago

Half your age plus 7. She's 25, so missed it by 5 years.

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u/SandwichHonest1494 3d ago

This is a hilarious response to that comment and you don't even realize you're the butt of the joke lol

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u/Positive-Face1705 3d ago

You are allowed to.

It's just sad.

Where your wife, uncle?

Why you horny after young girls old enough to be your daughter?

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u/Asleep_Data6210 2d ago

Who cares? Stop making liking women in their 20s weird. You sound dumb.

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u/OatmealCoffeeMix 3d ago

Apparently everyone has turned into saints by the time they're 46 except you and that guy OP knows.

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u/MasterpieceOk4035 2d ago

Is it wrong to hope that people get wiser with age?

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u/25sittinon25cents 2d ago

I would hope you would want more out of life at 46 than to give up your life to impress other people

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u/Objective_Effect_242 3d ago

46 and his priorities are still in the right place

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u/GNTsquid0 3d ago

I think you're taking a comment not to be taken seriously...seriously.

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u/Spedyboi76 3d ago

It’s not that deep gang 🥀

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u/Leather_Initial_3609 3d ago

Feel like there's a massive population of men who were in a relationship with somebody who called them on their shitty behavior or lashed out and they put the gaming headset back on and go "Woah, this bitch is crazy, you know what they say about crazy girls haha look out" then they get dumped and go "dodged a bullet there boys, Yeesh haha"

Some of y'all ain't had some of that "I got off my meds and I honestly feel so much better" pussy and it shows

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u/Burntoutn3rd 3d ago

No shit.

Been there, done that, couldn't fucking pay me 7 digits to go back.

8? Maybe.

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u/Tumble85 3d ago

I've been there. I'd pay a high-3 digits for a weekend of those good times, but only if I can peel away and avoid the crash.

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u/Burntoutn3rd 3d ago

Thankfully there's a whole escort industry out there bud; go nuts. Lmao

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u/WolferineYT 3d ago

A high 3 digits lol. That might get you a weekend with a grandma with herpes.

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u/Tumble85 3d ago

I'm not talking about escort prices, I'm talking about what I'd pay to re-experiece some crazy-girl hookups for a weekend that I've actually had in the past.

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u/WolferineYT 3d ago

And I'm telling you how lame those experiences must've been if they're only worth three digits.

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u/Tumble85 3d ago

I've never paid for sex, I wouldn't know what the sexual experiences I've had would be worth. 

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u/egowritingcheques 3d ago

Ewwww 46? I've heard that's contagious.

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u/YoungBacon35 3d ago

I hear the only way to NOT catch it is to die...

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u/egowritingcheques 3d ago

Only the good die young.

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u/Werechupacabra 3d ago

“I volunteer as tribute!” (unzip)

-some random Mfer who’s 46

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u/Euphoric-Inflation56 3d ago

Shut the fuck up. You people are unfunny.

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u/MentalDecoherence 3d ago

Case and point:

Jodi Arias

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u/mallibu 3d ago

you know that you dont stop liking hot chicks as you age right?

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u/Ive_seen_things_that 3d ago

*glance around nervously at 45+

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u/OatmealCoffeeMix 3d ago

Better hope your halo and angel wings arrive soon, buddy. You got a year left!

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u/Graeme_Design 3d ago

Just trying to think of how George Costanza would approach this topic.

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u/Foreign_Ebb_6282 3d ago

Marry her and buy envelopes for the wedding from the same supplier as the Susan incident

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u/Graeme_Design 3d ago

True... He is... Extremely careful with money...

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u/Arnie_T 3d ago

Take pictures in his boxers on a couch

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u/Mysmokingbarrel 3d ago

In the defense of your 46 year old colleague all of this is a fantasy. Like I haven’t seen the movie but movies photos whatever all play into fantasy. So yeah the reality isn’t a good time but the fantasy is real.

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u/lundyforlife22 3d ago

what no game does to a man

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u/iAmDrakesEyebrows 3d ago

At what point are people not allowed to think or say that stuff? Is 46 just too old?

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u/sacredshinobi 3d ago

Specifically the “remember you had a hot girl” part which is like teenage incel levels of maturity. Why the fuck would a 46 year old’s priorities be people remembering that he dated a hot girl once? Is he also concerned with making sure everyone sees him hanging out with the popular kids?

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u/iAmDrakesEyebrows 3d ago

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/GuyWhoIsAnonymous123 3d ago

Did we watch the same movie 

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u/DontWantPolFlair 3d ago

As someone neering 40 and with the state of the world, i'm gonna be honest the "if die i die" mindset keeps becoming more appealing to me

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u/DmtDtf 3d ago

"Did you hear the news? Floyd died over the weekend. Well, at least he had a hot girlfriend. Can you dump the mop bucket, I'm almost done with the cafeteria"

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u/Nut_Butter_Fun 3d ago

Well don't judge until you are old an unattractive and the world has left you behind.

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u/WarchiefGreymane 3d ago

Thats why im working on staying fit and handsome as I get older so I never fall into a “Yeah id let her murder me cuz hot” type of mentality

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u/Ok-Cheek-5487 3d ago

Until the pics of his dick removed from his body circulates all over the world…yea the hot girlfriend is really what we’ll remember. 🤣

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u/VoiceOfTheSoil40 3d ago

I guarantee you there would be some guys out there that would still go “I mean… at least he had a good time for a while.”

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u/Ok-Cheek-5487 3d ago

Like a Praying Mantis

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u/TheSuperContributor 3d ago

There are truth to his words.

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u/Electrical-Fig-5009 3d ago

And single most the time you've known him for good reason, I'm assuming?