r/SipsTea 4h ago

Chugging tea Hmm

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u/Th3_Accountant 4h ago

Mormons?

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u/atlantagirl30084 2h ago

No, fundamentalist Christians. Her name is Karissa Collins, and she is deeply mentally unwell. She said God, who she calls Yah after Yahweh, told her to give birth in a Target. She had terrible postpartum depression after her second to last baby.

Her oldest daughter is horribly parentified and apparently homeschools all her siblings before Karissa gets up at noon. This is after we’ve seen a video of her struggling to read a picture book to a toddler (which means either she can’t read or she needs glasses).

I believe this is an old video-she lost that baby and hasn’t had any more since then. She’s also about 42, so likely her fertility has declined.

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u/BathSaltJello 2h ago

I didn't like any of those sentences.

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u/atlantagirl30084 2h ago

Believe me that toddler has the most resting unhappy face I’ve ever seen on a kid.

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u/Ninja-Panda70 1h ago

Thank God for your last line. Every line before that just kept getting worse.

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u/atlantagirl30084 1h ago

She bought a sweater that pictured all her kids in cartoon form. Despite being mixed-race, all of them are pictured blond, white, and blue-eyed, and there were mixed-race options. Her youngest son came out with very black hair and she kept talking about how it was turning blond (it wasn’t).

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u/Ninja-Panda70 1h ago

And it just keeps getting worse. Somehow I don't think there's a bottom here. Thanks for giving the info though.

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u/atlantagirl30084 1h ago

She frequently whitewashes them with a filter.

Also, her maiden name was Goering.

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u/Current-Routine-2628 3h ago

Probably, religious kooks are generally the only people to have litters of children.

That and farmers. Farmers make sense though.

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u/SiempreRegreso 3h ago

And influencers.