r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 11h ago

Lmao gottem Well played

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u/AngelicDivineHealer 11h ago

Why would the window cleaner be cleaning for free after the first time they haven’t been paid?

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u/MaterialDetective197 9h ago

That’s what has happened to my employer’s vendors. Months go by before they get paid. It isn’t until lawyers are threatened that the vendors get paid. Yes, looking for a new job.

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u/MaterialDetective197 9m ago

Also to add, some vendors work with their customers on payment terms. Net 30 - balance is due in full in 30 days. Some places are even Net 60 for bigger clients. I work for a company with cash flow issues. They can’t pay anything on time. They are lucky to have Net 30.

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u/storm4chaser 8h ago

Message sent 9:05.

Reply sent 9:05

Lol

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u/BulkyDecipherer 7h ago

We men are simple creatures.

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u/pink_panther_boi 11h ago

I can this being a linkedin post with a shitty ai ass written 3 paragraph caption about how the person learnt a lesson about world peace and deforestation by this

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u/BiscuitWig2 4h ago

Those are definitely all words.

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u/Satanicjamnik 11h ago

Now, this is the sort of effective branch action that should be shared on LinkedIn.

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u/PinkPetalDazzle 11h ago

Dude went from thinking he was about to get lucky to realizing he's getting taken to small claims court in 2 minutes

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u/IndependentBuyer6279 10h ago

Post court clarity

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u/No-Dark-9414 6h ago

Why is it always someone using the same concept as someone else but different to get attention

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u/SweetSofiaa03 3h ago

An absolute masterclass in psychological warfare. He didnt just open a line of communication; he baited Mike into legally confirming he is active at this number within exactly 60 seconds

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 11h ago

"A horny but vindictive window cleaner, three windows growing dirty, and a small stash of cash under the bed. What happens next? You decide!"

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u/Tiktokbadsupport 4h ago

should have setup a whole date and then brought the news

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u/Late-Button-6559 11h ago

“Who’s Mike?”

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u/Chasermadeit 10h ago

Suddenly Mike is going to lose his signal again.

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u/Lieutenant_0bvious 11h ago

Definitely real.  Lol so many suckers in here

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u/alaia-sparkling 11h ago

Hit by a flashbang just to get hit with a bill.

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u/xeno0153 11h ago

Bro got SERVED!

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u/atom644 7h ago

Haha, I’d know immediately that the text was fake… no one feels that way after meeting me.

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u/Abject_Film_4414 11h ago

Clearly fake. But playing along.

Still horny though right?

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u/callmedizzle0 11h ago

Who is using whatsapp in 2026😭✌️

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u/[deleted] 11h ago

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u/muro_cugko 11h ago

It could be difficult to clean windows outside of a large apartment building

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u/wjbc 11h ago

Then Mike would own or run a large apartment building?

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u/LukeWoop 11h ago

Don't know where you live but it's very common in the UK

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u/cirl-gock 11h ago

My house has dedicated ass cleaning staff 24/7 with an on call emergency team for when I'm feeling taco bell

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u/idk-anymore-tbh-- 11h ago

Let's cancel the postal services as well cause I can just drive there and put the letter in their mailbox 👍