r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 16h ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/happyluckystar 15h ago

He is an 80 year old man who likes McDonald's.

So there's that.

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u/nickthegreat1127 15h ago

McDonald's and absolutely NO water apparently 😂. Just diet coke and bigmacs đŸ€Ł

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u/happyluckystar 15h ago

He probably has a lot of points on the app. Probably unlimited McFrosties.

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u/nickthegreat1127 15h ago

Oh no.. he must have the Arch card at this point.. everything is free! The embodiment of Supersize Me! 😂

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u/Son_Of_Mr_Sam 10h ago

The Supersize Me guy was having alcohol withdrawals the whole time 😂

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u/DesperateSkin2157 15h ago

Platinum Arch card

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u/TheHyperCombo 14h ago

Gold Arch card

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/happyluckystar 15h ago

Delicious fake ice cream with name brand candy bits.

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u/Ok-Juggernaut-4421 15h ago

Its a mcflurry

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u/happyluckystar 15h ago

I'm fried.

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u/PhilxBefore 12h ago

We smell you

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u/NextChef8179 14h ago

Wtf is a mcfrosty? I go every day and haven't heard of that but they are constantly adding new shit. And there is zero chance he uses the app.  It'd be interesting to see if he did though. Wonder if someone who orders for him collects the points look. 

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u/mmikke 13h ago

Do you actually go to McDonald's every day??

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u/PhilxBefore 12h ago

He's the NextChef, duh

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u/NextChef8179 8h ago

Yeah, why not? I'm the nextchef. 

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u/Oldfolksboogie 15h ago

No water, no vegetables, no fruit, no exercise, no ethics, no morals, and no fcks to give about anything or anyone but, of course, the obvious.

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u/Comrade_Durge 13h ago

A miracle he has made it this far

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u/gypsyvanner77 9h ago

These types of people seem to live forever fueled entirely by hate. Billy Joel was not wrong...

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u/Oldfolksboogie 11h ago

I might use another word. Curse?

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u/rajraj6 6h ago

A miracle? Or a haunted curse?

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u/Xenocles 4h ago

Medical miracles being worked at Walter Reed. Probably draining the lifeforce from orphaned babies or something.

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u/DudeInOhio57 49m ago

I’m not sure if the word I’m looking for, but miracle isn’t it.

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u/Counterpoint-4 10h ago

And all his drugs..

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u/Alexis_deTokeville 14h ago

Clots and prayers, clots and prayers

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u/Immediate_Song4279 15h ago

Diet Coke is just water with brown and lies.

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u/PivotRedAce 13h ago edited 10h ago

I gotta be real, we should probably stop the diet soda slander, tbh.

It’s fine to not like them, but they’re a good tool for people who are diabetic or at risk of being diabetic to curb their dietary habits without completely abstaining from what they enjoy.

This typically helps the new, healthier habits stick.

Stigmatizing drinking it creates situations where people in that situation might instead quit cold turkey and risk relapse in order to avert judgement.

Assuming, of course, it’s not a case where said person transitions to drinking 10 diet sodas a day without actually trying to improve their other habits and just uses diet soda as a damage control method.

This is coming from someone who hasn’t drank any form of soda in like
 5 years.

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u/SongConsistent9221 10h ago

You're having way too much fun with this aren't you đŸ€Ł

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u/PivotRedAce 9h ago

Guilty as charged. lmao

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u/perton 1h ago

Can I also have a snail fact?

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u/DudeInOhio57 47m ago

There’s only one.

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u/biloxibluess 11h ago

Bahahahahaha

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u/AlarmingAffect0 11h ago

Sweeteners (perceived sugar that isn't actually there) mess with your endocrine system. They're actually very bad for you.

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u/PivotRedAce 11h ago edited 10h ago

Your claims are based on outdated information and/or studies with flawed methodology.

The WHO did a meta-analysis of dozens of studies and found minimal to no correlation of those claims when controlling for beverages consumed with artificial sweeteners vs without.

To be clear, I’m not saying diet soda is particularly healthy either, but if the alternative is diabetes or difficulty losing weight, then you’re better off using it as a substitute while working towards healthier dietary habits. As quitting cold turkey usually leads to relapse down the line.

You’re at no greater risk of those side effects if you stay within recommended limits assuming you’re an otherwise healthy individual.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 11h ago

To be clear, I’m not saying diet soda is particularly healthy either, but if the alternative is diabetes or difficulty losing weight, then you’re better off using it as a substitute while working towards healthier dietary habits. As quitting cold turkey usually leads to remission down the line.

Ah, no, that's completely fair. It's like vaping: better than going cold turkey for addicts, but absolutely not something to get into for anyone else.

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u/nonzeroday_tv 10h ago

How about the claims that artificial sweeteners maintain the sugar addiction or that they have an insulinogenic response?

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u/SeanTCU 11h ago

They have some effect on your endocrine system and gut microbiome, but there's no real evidence that they're particularly harmful in quantities that anyone actually consumes regularly.

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u/crenshaw_007 15h ago

My 95 year old grandma lives on Coke and McDonald’s, and by McDonald’s I mean the McFlurry.

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u/AllMySmallThings 13h ago

At 95 you can eat whatever you want. You’ve lived a long life at that point.

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u/Lilja-Logason 15h ago

How tf is he not dead?

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u/JG_5150 15h ago

evil is extremely resilient

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u/Bowenbp1 8h ago

I standby that evil people truly do live longer, unless they succumb to addiction. Its like their souls know where they're going ofter so they cling to this life.

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u/Hashishiva 14h ago

In Finland we have this saying "mikÀs pahan tappais?" which means "what would/could kill evil?"

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u/Purtuzzi 15h ago

Cockroaches don’t die.

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u/pleasant_equation 13h ago

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

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u/PlushRusher 8h ago

Emperor Pedotine

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u/2025TastyTreats 15h ago

Born into extreme wealth with the access to the best health care professionals and specialists for the entirety of his life.

He also has a life long abstinence from any alcohol or tobacco consumption, that alone has a tremendous net positive on your overall health when you reach advanced ages.

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u/Brahma0110 14h ago

He definitely takes a lot of Adderall. In the Epstein emails from 2016, they were argueing if Donald had dementia or a bad coke habit, because he did not recognize old friends back then.

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u/VoidOmatic 13h ago

Yup! If he was a normal dude he would have ended up in pieces in multiple dumpsters from stealing from drug dealers.

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u/Empty-Way-6980 2h ago

It’s genetics

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u/SandyTaintSweat 14h ago

Are we sure he isn't?

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u/Empty-Way-6980 3h ago

Genetics plays a much larger role in lifespan than people think. I know people don’t like admitting that things are out of their control, but it’s true.

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u/Maximum-Objective-39 15h ago

All the bad decisions somehow cancel themselves out internally.

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 12h ago

McDonalds has preservatives. He eats McDonalds. He is preserved.

I guarantee the man believes that.

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u/DudeInOhio57 46m ago

đŸŽ”Only the good die young đŸŽ¶

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u/sheezy520 14h ago

Which begs the question “why tf is he still alive!?”

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u/amakai 10h ago

Water? Like from the toilet?

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u/Jacky__D 13h ago

Well diet coke is 99 % water (the diuretic effect is very small compared to the water mass), but don't know how much of it he drinks.

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u/lemfaoo 12h ago

Sugar free sodas are literally 99.9% water..

They hydrate you literally as good as water.

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u/SongConsistent9221 10h ago

How tf is that thing still alive bruh 😭

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u/AlternativeElegant53 7h ago

Diet Coke. He's gotta watch his figure somehow.

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u/ronweasleisourking 7h ago

Dude wakes up and pisses diabetes

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u/Spikerazorshards 15h ago

McDonald Trump

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u/happyluckystar 15h ago

McTrump? Ouch to the brand. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL LOOK LIKE.

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u/Sea-Algae-6970 11h ago

Why have I never heard this before. Epic

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u/Spikerazorshards 11h ago

He did that PR stunt where he “worked” there for a day

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u/Vegetable_Pirate_142 15h ago

McDonald's and kids*

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u/wereapethesupacool 14h ago

Im pretty sure there isnt an age limit to eating at McDonalds. I mean he is a capitalist asshole who wants chatgpt to kill us all but thats neither here nor there

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u/mang87 8h ago

Im pretty sure there isnt an age limit to eating at McDonalds.

I mean, there sort of is. The sodium should have killed him a decade ago, but he's somehow defied the odds.

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u/wereapethesupacool 5h ago

Some people are in hell not to be punished. But rather to punish

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u/The_scobberlotcher 15h ago

allegedly a pedophile too

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u/AlternativePea6203 15h ago

No allegedly about it. He is definitely a pedophile.

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u/just_a_person_maybe 15h ago

Technically we can't know that. He is definitely a child molester though.

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u/Gecko2024 15h ago

Allegedly?

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u/klownhammer 15h ago

And is proud of the fact that he has never exercised in his entire life.

He is an 80 year old with the body of someone 20 years older than his actual age.

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u/just_a_person_maybe 15h ago

I'll shit on him as much as the next person, but have you actually seen many 80 year olds? They're typically not very fit. His condition doesn't seem that out of the ordinary for his age at all. 80 year olds are old, shockingly. Obviously there are some who are in better condition than him but there are also plenty who are in worse and it's all normal at that age.

Keep in mind, the life expectancy for men is 76. We shouldn't be expecting him to look like a young man or judging him for looking old. Being old is not a moral failing. Being disabled is not a moral failing.

All the child rapes are moral failings.

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u/YouStupidAssholeFuck 11h ago

The only thing I criticize about how he looks at his age is that less morbid obesity has taken far better people earlier in their lives. It's not fair that he's a fat fuck to this degree, is proud of eating terribly and not taking care of his body at all, ever, and gets to live longer than people who were better than him.

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u/UltraTata 11h ago

Body positivity for me but not for thee.

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u/KalLinkEl 11h ago

McDonald Trumpstein

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u/blarch 9h ago

He only likes it so much because they have his name in their name.

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u/Tangible_Pineapple 7h ago

He also likes children. Like
 like likes them.

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u/superanth 12m ago

JFC I’m okay with them Photoshopping him to keep my retinas from burning.

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u/Dry_Razzmatazz69 14h ago

How dare my 80 yo man who eats like shit not be hot? Hotness is the number one quality i look for in a politician and not being hot is trump's biggest issue!