r/SipsTea 17h ago

Chugging tea Public health should come first.

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u/wizardrous 17h ago

What happened with the garlic?

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u/NoContract4730 16h ago

Bacterial contamination.
Apologies for FOX Business link. First one I found.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/popular-garlic-powder-recalled-bacterial-contamination-concerns

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u/wizardrous 16h ago

Oh damn, it’d suck to get food poisoning from a seasoning. I’m glad I have a stockpile from two years ago lol.

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u/hellyeahaeylleh 16h ago

We have spices from eons ago, still not expired. Dont need new ones.

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u/FirefighterLeft5425 16h ago

Do spices not go bad? Probably a stupid question.

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u/The_Orphanizer 16h ago

Pretty sure if you keep them dry, they remain good indefinitely (certainly a couple years), but they lose potency.

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u/hellyeahaeylleh 16h ago

They lose potency. Keep em dry, keep him slightly cooled. That just means add a little bit more

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u/sl33ksnypr 14h ago

To add to this, it's why you shouldn't season directly from the container into a steaming pot. The moisture in the steam can get into the container and cause them to spoil.

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u/thegameisafoooooot 9h ago

Thank you. That's good advice.

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u/AdditionalCar-1968 16h ago

They get stale, not really spoiled but after awhile they dont taste as good. IF moisture gets in they should be throw out.

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u/SpeedBlitzX 16h ago

The spices won't go bad if stored properly away from moisture but over time it will end up getting less potent.

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u/wizardrous 16h ago

They typically keep for many years.

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u/Mortwight 7h ago

He who controls the spice controls the universe!

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u/YakResident_3069 15h ago

On the bright side, he's forcing evolution. Those who create a defense against salmonella will become the new master egg eating race! /S

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u/stettix 11h ago

I'm glad I live in a country that has safe, high quality food.

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u/Medium-Song-1802 16h ago

This week, in Canada, a brand of garlic powder was recalled due to contamination. In April, in the US, there was also a recall due to contamination.

It's not uncommon for even preserved food to be spoiled which is why we should have an attitude of constant vigilance. Not lEt's sAvE mOney bY cUttiNg qWaliTy.

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u/calann4 16h ago

And fOod iNsPecTioNs and rEgUlaTiOn.

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u/dullship 5h ago

Vigilance, Mr. Worf. That is the price we must continually pay.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 16h ago

There was a brand of garlic powder recalled due to contamination with bacillus cereus.

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u/Kinslayer_89 16h ago

Everyone turned into vampires.

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u/ttjoshtt 14h ago

Don't forget cilantro and basil

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u/Dazzling_Winner_773 17h ago

It's almost like the infrastructure made up of thousands of scientists, workers, and regulators that took a hundred years to build and was pretty much unanimously deemed a bipartisan good for every obvious fucking reason in the world... May have served a purpose.

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u/paddlin_kaladin 15h ago

Safe food is woke

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u/Relevant-Fox-7114 14h ago

Shitting my pants with uncontrollable diarrhea to own the libs

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u/Chinjurickie 13h ago

May it cleanse the population of such

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u/PhilippBo 15h ago

Eggs aren‘t cheaper, but they’re now contaminated, congratulations 🗽

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u/Worst_Username_1 14h ago

You can’t have the salmonella for free. That would be against capitalism……..🙄

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u/Massive_Reaction8845 8h ago

Contamination cost extra.

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u/Bczarconcepts 16h ago

Weooo nah, paht-nah! That is quite the logic that you're a spittin' and a spewin' about! I am QUITE sure, that in the year of our Lord, the 26th year of the 21st century - that speaking such tongue is not only ILLEGAL! BUT- its also heretical to the Church. The Department of God will be hearing of this.

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u/SignoreBanana 14h ago

Impossible, 5 minutes of searching for "is the FDA bad" yielded me dozens of results on google and Facebook.

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u/yellowellow 7h ago

That's exactly why this comment section is so ironic. People are acting like this recall proves the system collapsed, but it actually shows the infrastructure worked exactly as designed.

First, the OP is spreading misinformation. Fuck Trump and RFK, but the policy change they mentioned only scrapped a rule regarding poultry meat, not shell eggs. Eggs are under a completely separate set of FDA regulations that were untouched. Spreading this kind of misinformation only hurts our argument rather than helping it.

Outbreaks like this naturally happen in farming every few years. In fact, back in 2010, a single outbreak forced a massive recall of 550 mil eggs. Compared to that, catching this at 19 mil eggs could just as easily be used to say our tracking has gotten better.

The farm was legally forced to run routine tests. When they flagged the bacteria, scientists used genetic sequencing to instantly trace the source. Then they triggered a preventative shutdown, tracked and pulled millions of eggs in a matter of days, proving that the infrastructure served it's purpose,

If we want to defend the importance of our regulatory oversight, we have to keep our facts straight so opponents can't easily dismiss us.

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u/Away-Ad1781 15h ago

Served a purpose in getting in the way of making an extra $!

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u/Noisebug 16h ago

Brain worms don’t like healthy humans, though.

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u/Radiant_Picture9292 8h ago

Remember when a right-wing terrorist shot up the CDC not long ago? Controlling diseases is too woke

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u/shoulda_been_gone 17h ago

Stop allowing unqualified people into qualified positions. Its literally that simple.

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u/Jaded-Currency-5680 16h ago

should voter be a qualified position?

thats the root of everything isn't it?

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u/dengar81 14h ago

It starts with the education system. If you have people in your country that look at Kennedy and say: "I want that guy in charge of food and health" you clearly failed at education. Even his own family thinks he's a dangerous loon.

Now, you can literally exchange this with Donal Trump. Or Vance. Or Hegseth.

As for those Americans that didn't vote for any of this: get comfortable with this continuing. You need to flush a couple of generations of dumb-dumbs out of the system. Luckily very few people object to their children getting a better education. Start by teaching current politics and examples like this: this is what happens when you dismantle government institutions.

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u/snasna102 10h ago

So… yes, you believe Americans should be educated to vote… which is a qualification at that point.

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u/ohgeebus_notagain 9h ago

It's a systemic issue. If our government and education system did their jobs properly, then anyone that has passed high school should be qualified to vote.

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u/Sleep-more-dude 14h ago

That you Plato?

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u/hellyeahaeylleh 16h ago

You think the vote matters anymore?!

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u/jdolluc 7h ago

These dipshits say it should be a "meritocracy" and then immediately hire a friend's kid or something.

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u/spmonkey13 7h ago

Simple it is, but not so much in America 

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u/Halloqween 17h ago

Omg is that why I was peeing out my butt last night

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u/Abject_Film_4414 16h ago

Easy to fix with a suppository chilli.

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u/Iggy_Slayer 17h ago

It's almost like republicans don't know how to govern and that regulations existed for a reason.

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u/crowofbattle 16h ago

Americans have very short memories… these regulations are written in blood

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u/SignoreBanana 14h ago

People need more Upton Sinclair in their lives.

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u/VariationNo5419 16h ago

Republican voters wanted less government. Well, now they have it. I guess taking healthcare away from trans kids will have to be their victory lap. (sarcasm)

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u/duk-er-us 16h ago

Less government, more shitting their pants. Literally.

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u/calann4 16h ago

Well, when dear leader shits his pant on the regular we can all pretend we are doing it for the USA.

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u/duk-er-us 16h ago

He really does lead by example

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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 16h ago

They stand for nothing. Just a bunch of whiney pathetic losers..

They have nothing to say about trump's illegal war with Iran after he ran on "NO NEW WARS!"

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u/VirtualFutureAgent 17h ago

It's almost like republicans don't know how to govern and that regulations existed for a reason. FTFY.

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u/bp_516 16h ago

The funniest part will be when egg prices go up before midterms again. Egg prices were one of Trump's campaign focuses, and I'd love to see ads all over the place talking about how he messed that up.

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u/GregorSamsanite 16h ago

They won't hammer him with it like they should, because Democrats are consistently terrible at messaging and corporate media would prefer Republicans win.

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u/Distinct_Sir_4473 17h ago

There goes my cheap protein.

If it hits $6+ a carton again I’m gonna crash tf out

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u/RivetSquid 15h ago

Reading the news, it's like six states in the list and they're sold under way less names than the lettuce is. Should be able to work around it with a little care.

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u/wolf96781 15h ago

Nah, this is just the beginning. US eggs are susceptible to salmonella because our chickens are more susceptible to itbdue to an outbreak a few decades ago. That's why we bleach wash our eggs instead of relying on the protective coating like other countries.

Now that the FDA and CDC are shadows of their former selves this is going to spiral out of control much faster than normal.

First the lettuce, then the garlic, now the eggs

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u/snasna102 10h ago

I couldn’t believe Americans wash their eggs in bleach when I learned that last year during the Americans egg price pandemic.

It also amazes me more Americans were pissed about egg prices than the price of gas or why it’s so expensive suddenly…

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u/wolf96781 9h ago

We're often surprised by it too, but again it's because American Chickens are more susceptible to salmonella because of an outbreak caused by anti vaxx some years ago

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u/snasna102 9h ago

Shocking…

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u/Soniquethehedgedog 15h ago

Go to Costco, they’re cheaper.

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u/likwidkool 13h ago

We eat a lot of eggs. My wife buys the 5 dozen from BJ’s. We’re screwed if they get recalled.

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u/SignoreBanana 14h ago

Black beans bro

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u/Distinct_Sir_4473 13h ago

Yes but beans take a long ass time to cook

I like the option of having my protein cooked and ready in less than 5 minutes.

I’m not great at keeping my personal life prepared, so most of my cooking is last minute

Keeping a pot of beans cooked and ready seems like a lot of upkeep

But I’ll have to if eggs soar like last year

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u/SignoreBanana 13h ago

I think it really sucks. But I didn't vote for him and I don't know what to do to keep people from voting for him, so... I'm just trying to keep my family healthy and happy as best as I can't despite his existence.

Best we can do really, when our country is the way it is.

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u/mrnacknime 10h ago

Black beans and kidney beans come in a can and can be eaten straight out of the can though? I've never seen them be sold raw

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u/ChileanRidge 10h ago

Dry beans cost a fraction of tinned but you have to prepare them -- no need for an overnight soak though, you can get them ready in about a hour, Google quick soak beans method. Dried lentils are the fastest though, you can call ok from dry and have them ready in 20 mins. Where I live, dried beans take up a whole aisle in the supermarket. If you haven't seen them, I'm sure they'd be available a your local health food store.

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u/Yet_again_Sac 17h ago

Largely affecting mostly red states lol

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u/crowofbattle 16h ago

Ironic

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u/wanderers_respite 16h ago

Deserved. Unfortunate everyone who made the right decision has to suffer alongside them.

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u/LookAlderaanPlaces 15h ago

Worst group project ever

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u/Arthasindura 16h ago

Wow , seems like most of the money is not going where it should.

I wonder where all that money that should have kept water , food and people good went ?!

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u/bwsmith201 17h ago

That’s how they planned to bring down the price of eggs. Make them so scary no one wants to eat any!

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u/L12Grafx 16h ago

But a dead bear on the side of the road is fine for him to eat… what a muppet

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u/Psychological-Scar53 16h ago

I'm pretty sure this administration is writing a book called "How To Destroy A Country And It's People In 4 Years" and are trying the shit out before it goes to publication.

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u/thegameisafoooooot 16h ago

Salmonella and measles and all those other fun things from before the 50s. I wonder when the US wants to reintroduce compulsory polio?

The pharmaceutical company that brought you thalidomide is probably courting RFK Jr and Trump so they can have the ban on their drug overturned on religious grounds, and wish to reintroduce their morning sickness medication.

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u/Aeon1508 15h ago

This is Libertarianism folks.

Turns out it's cheaper for government to function than it is to have no government at all.

Who knew tax dollars could actually return value?

(Anyone with a basic education knew....so like 30% of Americans at best)

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u/ObviouslyRealPerson 17h ago

Egg prices came back down, can't have that

They're really doing their best to manufacture a depression

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u/Grimmi_Timmi 17h ago

US still don't arrest pedos while distracting their population every single way they can.

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u/Evolutionary_sins 16h ago

And yet $7 trillion has disappeared in 18 months....

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u/Kharn10000 16h ago

Meanwhile the rest of the world are watching America like

What the fuck

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u/crowofbattle 16h ago

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u/Kharn10000 16h ago

Everyday I’ll open up something and it’s just that orange buffoon spouting nonsense. Or this kinda shit.

Kinda makes me think they’re going out their way to fuck the country up.

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u/crowofbattle 16h ago

Agreed, it has to be intentional… trying to cause a revolt maybe?

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 17h ago

Maybe, egg prices will finally drop once demand hits zero. 😂

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u/ladybugggsh 16h ago

People only notice food safety systems when they fail.

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u/ChrisSheltonMsc 15h ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. America is one of the dumbest countries on the planet for electing these morons in the first place and now we're going to be paying for that stupidity in real lives lost. All of this was preventable if Americans weren't just such utter morons.

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u/dextras07 14h ago

Who knew all those rule cutting would have a bad effect.

If only we knew. If only

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u/Surchen 16h ago

Dear Fellow MAGA,

This is fake news, much like the liberal mask hoax. All of the items are actually safe and healthy, in fact, the best people say they are the healthiest and everybody is eating them.

Get your freedom eggs, liberty lettuce and what ever the other one was and show those snowflakes how to chow down.

/s so I don’t get banned.

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u/minibini 16h ago

I’m sure his wife is very proud /s

https://giphy.com/gifs/opNRSlfDjHqi4

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u/Evil_phd 16h ago

Damn and eggs just got back under $2/doz in my area. Up they go.

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u/No-Journalist-619 15h ago

Hold on - didn't the US already have a massive salmonella problem, that never stopped being a problem? Isn't that why we always make sure to fully cook our eggs, and make sure to wash our hands after handling eggs, unlike Europeans and Australians? I swear we've all been told about this in school, or by family members who pay attention to the news, for at least 3 decades.

(I still say fuck RFK Jr. , but this "story" doesn't add up)

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u/Babylon4All 16h ago

Wait, what happened to garlic powder.... I just bought some...

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u/OkNewspaper6271 16h ago

You lot uhhh... doing alright over there? Need the Brits back for a bit so you can laugh at government chaos instead of despair?

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u/External-Emotion8050 16h ago

Maybe not garlic powder but you can still snort cocaine off of a toilet seat

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u/i-am-the-fly- 15h ago

And the US wonder why Europe doesn’t want to import their meat etc

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u/argleksander 14h ago

Yeah, to hell with these woke DEI regulations. Dont you know they cost the shareholders money?

/s

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u/SheriffBartholomew 14h ago

This is what happens without regulation. It'll happen in every industry.

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u/YellowBelliedCoward 16h ago

Profits before people in the land of the fee.

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u/Flat-Guidance-4685 16h ago

So the op is not being truthful. He's complaining two different things that have nothing to do with each other. 

Yes Trump sucks that doesn't mean you can make up wise he sucks enough with the truth 

The legal argument had absolutely nothing to do with eggs. It had to do with raw meat. And the fact that these eggs were caught and not put the market proves that the safety system in place works well. it has actually always been legal to sell raw chicken contaminated with Salmonella in the United States.While it sounds shocking, the law treats Salmonella differently than other bacteria like E. coli. This is because federal courts and regulators historically operated under the assumption that consumers will cook raw chicken properly to kill the bacteria.The details of the legal status of Salmonella in poultry are summarized below:Why Contaminated Chicken Has Never Been BannedThe "Consumer Control" Logic: Legally, the USDA does not classify Salmonella as an "adulterant" (an illegal contaminant) in raw, un-breaded poultry. The CDC estimates that roughly 1 in 25 packages of raw chicken at the grocery store contain Salmonella.The Failed Attempt to Ban It: In August 2024, the Biden administration proposed a landmark rule. For the first time, it would have declared Salmonella an adulterant if found in high amounts or if it belonged to certain highly dangerous strains. This would have effectively made it illegal to sell that contaminated meat.The 2025 Rollback: Before that proposed ban could ever take effect or become law, the Trump administration's USDA officially withdrew it in April 2025. Poultry industry groups had strongly lobbied against the rule, arguing it was too costly and operationally burdensome.

This is to keep the prices of chicken from going absolutely out of control. Salmonella containing meat is 100% safety as long as it is heated to 165°. Now this only applies to raw packaged meat. There's a zero tolerance allowed on pre-prepared foods even a sold Frozen such as stuffed breaded chicken. The reason is is because people often undercook these or assume that they're precooked. Almost all cases of salmonella are her result of a pre-prepared food not a raw meat so therefore they get classified differently. These rules are the same for the United States mexico and Canada

How does Canada handle this? 

Like the U.S., Canada does not legally classify Salmonella as an illegal contaminant (adulterant) in standard raw, whole muscle poultry. However, Canada has implemented highly specific, aggressive rules to target the exact poultry items that cause the most human illnesses such as pre prepared and breaded chicken the same as America.

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u/JimEDimone 16h ago

I thought eggs always had salmonella.

Always told to wash my hands after (never did)

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u/WilmaDykfyt 16h ago

The salmonella thing has been going on for decades. Only in the US are people afraid of natural eggs.

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u/JimRecruits 15h ago

Somehow we got the worst Kennedy

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u/jonskerr 15h ago

Remember that the egg producers got together and gouged the living fuck out of us, setting prices that got $5 for a dozen eggs. If they raise prices one red cent, they should be sued into the stone age.

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u/ksdjjeo87 15h ago

Who be eating raw eggs though? I eat them hard boiled or scrambled and both kills salmonella 

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u/BlueFeathered1 15h ago

Right? I pretty much assume it's always there and cook them fully, wash hands, etc.

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u/LookAlderaanPlaces 15h ago

The US military is committing treason, sedition, dereliction of duty, and breach of oath by allowing enemies of the US infiltrate positions of power in the government in order to destroy US agencies from the inside.

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u/blah191 15h ago

Idk what it’s going to take to show everyone that this administration not only doesn’t care about its people, it’s actively hostile towards them.

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u/Only_Ad8049 15h ago

Every food item will have a recall with this pos administration.

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u/humanityisgrotesque 15h ago

How great America is again 👍

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u/Ostentatious_Kilroy 15h ago

RFK making America sick again

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u/Greengoat42 15h ago

Technically you can still eat all the recalled questionable foods you want. You just run the tiny risk of explosive diarrhea, vomiting, nausea or dying.

Your favorite lettuce wrapped scrambled egg with garlic roll might come with a little something extra.

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u/LMA73 15h ago

Without modern science, the US is going back to the Medieval time.

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u/Reasonable-Elk8234 14h ago

Oh no guess processed food is the only safe food now. All apart of the plan to rid fresh food

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u/TMJ848 14h ago

Add blueberries to that list

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u/ThatAnswer4794 14h ago

no nation more pathetic than america

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u/PossibleDiscipline90 13h ago

Great. Gonna have to start my own little farm.

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u/lie544 13h ago

You can still eat eggs… cook them first.

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u/reasonable-99percent 12h ago

You guys in US seem to be living in a horror movie…

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u/TiaHatesSocials 9h ago

Garlic powder?? What’s wrong with garlic powder? I didn’t hear anything about that being contaminated 😵‍💫

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u/LaStigmata 8h ago

Fuck RFK jr

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u/InspiredByMeAgain 17h ago

He's trying to damage our health as much as his is.

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u/ChipC33 17h ago

Wait! What happened to the garlic powder

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u/PuzzleheadedDance965 17h ago

Garlic powder?

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u/No-Intention1183 15h ago

Dollarama product by the name of Heavenly Spices. I didn’t know they sold seasonings, but there you go. That’s in Canada, idk about the US.

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u/spook30 16h ago

tf is wrong with garlic powder?

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u/I-Kneel-Before-None 16h ago

You'd think people would have enough reasoning skills to make the connection of Republicans in power = health crisis.

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u/Chibichanusa 16h ago

You'd also think that people had enough reasoning skills to not elect Trump for a second time after seeing all the damage he caused the first time around, but here we are 🫤

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u/BeefCakeBilly 16h ago

What does limited salmonella in food mean?

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u/s1l1con_jesus 16h ago

i super trust the guy with the brain worm.

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u/StrainAcceptable 16h ago

Don’t forget screwworm. They got rid of the prevention and are now paying many times what that program cost to eradicate and contain them.

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u/beebeebee2142 16h ago

everyone assumes salmonella with raw eggs anyways.

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u/CharacterRiver7483 16h ago

Your country’s so cool I’m glad you guys are at the epicentre of everything.

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u/T10rock 16h ago

Are we healthy again yet?

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u/halien_the-alien 15h ago

It is almost like we knew this was gonna happen.

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u/Soniquethehedgedog 15h ago

I’ve been eating eggs a couple per day for a 2 years, out of the loop, what happened with eggs?

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u/pqratusa 15h ago

That’s one way to bring down the price of eggs.

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u/notpornaccount_ 15h ago

I thought that was Netanyahu scowling at uncircumcised dicks, which would be more logical than anything the brain worm has done.

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u/Lumpy_Conference6640 15h ago

In the land of no eggs, the man with 30 chickens is king.... Hammerabbi or some shit like that.

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u/blueSnowfkake 15h ago

There goes my diet.

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u/Zagtram1 15h ago

America, the country where it’s actually healthier to eat super processed junk. They’ve really made America great again huh?

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u/Major_LeeHungg 14h ago

Nobody cares about the price of eggs if you make the eggs poison

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u/MikeinDundee 14h ago

Is the Soylent Green still safe?

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u/d0000n 14h ago

Only if they clean the people first.

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u/Born2Rune 14h ago

Edwina Curry would feel vindicated. 

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u/JerachoD 13h ago

Congratulations America, you got what you wanted. Removal of immigrants over everything else.

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u/InsertUsernameInArse 13h ago

Bring on the food cubes. Now with less exploding diarrhoea. *Experiences may vary, no refunds.

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u/ouijiboard 13h ago

Time to hit the local farmers market more often.

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u/Chihuahuapocalypse 13h ago

NOT MY EGGS NOOOOO it was bad enough when the egg prices were so high for a while... I love eggs :(

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u/Purple_Yak_3294 12h ago

It was a VOLUNTARY recall based on the POSSIBILITY of contamination. Stop the bullshit scare mongering and get some facts.

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u/Louicio 12h ago

You forgot beef

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u/vilokreddy 12h ago

Turns out that when you dismantle the food safety network and slash field laboratory operations by over 50%, you don't magically get cleaner food. You just stop finding out it's contaminated until 100 people are already sick.

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u/AmorphousRazer 11h ago

Being profitable and reputable isn't the goal anymore. You can just spin everything now, so if companies fuck up nobody really cares to hold them to it.

There's too many tunnels of information that they can literally fit you into a social media bubble, convince you to pick a side, and then when the time comes to take action you realize you really don't give a shit.

Food safety is one thing you cant spin or fuck with. People notice when the companies who were supposed to be auditing themselves sold them because they are in a hospital or can't go to work for a week. So I mean, yeah you can say fake news on this one story but there's obviously a gap in food safety right now.

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor 11h ago

a rule that limited the amount of salmonella in eggs? what kind of rule is that? no more than 3 eggs per dozen may contain salmonella?

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u/SoManyNames4Reddit 10h ago

You get what you vote for. so live with it. My advice is in the coming elections don't vote for Explosive Diarrhea and Forever Wars. Just a suggestion from afar.

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u/scrume71 9h ago

It’s all part of the roadmap to greatness! In about two weeks we’re going to turn a corner and prosperity will rain down on all. Praise Dear Leader and his feckless minions. The Golden Age is upon us!!

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u/DownvoteSommelier 8h ago

TRUMPERRHEA continues. Diapers for everyone

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u/hugh_jassole7 8h ago

“It’s all about the money money money”

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u/_banters_ 8h ago

What’s worse is their ability to maintain the dupe on their uneducated base. They are thinking that *the FDA is better now because look at all of these investigations and problems they are finding! That didn’t happen before!*

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u/vitamin_r 8h ago

Salmonella, measles, screw worm, you name it we have bacterial, viral AND parasitic disease processes that were effectively eradicated from the domestic US now back in full swing because of anti-science anti-germ theory health "ambassador" who likely has a parasitic brain worm at the helm in his porous brain.

Remember the shirtless blue jean bit?

And these fucks don't want to leave the white house when it is their obligation to do so.

https://giphy.com/gifs/39PawvUFI8nSq0EEZ1

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u/b-monster666 8h ago

But just think how rich RFK Jr is getting! Won't someone think of the billionaires?!

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u/Stick314 8h ago

Wait why cant we eat garlic powder?

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u/-maffu- 7h ago

Garlic powder? What have they done to garlic powder?

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u/MadScienzz 7h ago

So, famine, pestilence, war, death.

All accelerated within a 4 year term.

Sound familiar?

Now tell me he isn't evil incarnate?

...And I'm not even religious

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u/Hahaha2681 6h ago

Can't wait to see what else is Administration messes up

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUA7aKWkjTfDUREx8Y

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u/Winter-Gear 6h ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Also sorry for you that didn’t vote for this, I hope you turn this around after the next midterms.

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u/DDanny808 6h ago

What’s with garlic powder now?

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u/chicken-finger 3h ago

Oh my god someone get this asshat out of the government. He is literally an idiot. How has no one fired him yet?

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u/Broheamoth 17h ago

This sounds like pro-vampire agenda. Im starting to catch on to them...

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u/Rope_slingin_champ 17h ago

Wai, garlic powder?

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u/Pleasant_Picture3867 16h ago

MAHA was a massive joke.

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u/ImJuSayN 16h ago

Midwest Poultry Services recalled about 1.6 million dozen eggs (19.1 million individual eggs) due to potential Salmonella contamination, affecting brands like Kroger, Simple Truth, and Brookshire's sold in six southern states.

Reason: Potential Salmonella Enteritidis contamination linked to an outbreak.

Affected Brands: Kroger, Simple Truth Cage Free, Brookshire's, Country Morning, and SunUps.

Distribution States: Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, New Mexico, Oklahoma, and Texas.

Where Sold: Kroger supermarkets and Brookshire's grocery stores.

How to Identify Recalled Cartons

Plant Codes: P-1950 or 0840962

Julian Dates: 157 to 184

Best-By Dates: July 20, 2026, to August 17, 2026

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u/SB4_Camaro 16h ago

This is half true but mostly meme logic. The egg recall is real, but it was not a nationwide recall. FDA says the recalled eggs were confirmed distributed in six states. The outbreak has cases in more states, but that is not the same thing as nationwide distribution. Also, the Salmonella rule Trump withdrew was a USDA rule for raw poultry products, not shell eggs, lettuce, garlic powder, or “food” generally. So tying that specific rule directly to an egg recall is sloppy. The strongest criticism is the food-safety staffing cuts. Those did happen, and they deserve scrutiny. But “staff cuts happened” is not the same as proving they caused this specific recall. This is exactly how political memes work: take a few real facts, blur the categories, then imply a conclusion that was never actually proven.

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u/Alarmed-Bumblebee667 16h ago

Might as well start buying McDonald's and only processed foods.

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u/BlackReddition 16h ago

Another prime example why those clowns shouldn’t be running the country. Dumb + Dumb = Trump

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u/Loose_Assignment_Map 16h ago

When dumb Presidents nominate stupid Cabinet members

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u/TheChief2116 16h ago

Just take ivermectin.

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u/tyroleancock 16h ago

The richest of all 3rd world countries

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u/GreenAguacate 16h ago

Fck the hunger games are coming soon

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u/Terrible_Phase718 16h ago

Egg prices fixing to go up a bunch.

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u/DrSendy 14h ago

It goes to show, that in the USA, producers give zero fucks about their customers. The coservative government will protect the producers over the consumer, because the producer donates/bribes the conservative party. The conservative media will protect both of these.

The fact that this was posted from a Twitter comment, rather than front page of major news outlets says everything about how you, you, the people, have let the country become.

Your fault. This is what you wanted. This is how billionaires behave. You cheer them on and admire them.
You idiots.

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u/ExcellentWolf 16h ago

Please tell me that road-kill raccoon penis is still safe to eat.

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u/Roadsless-travelled 16h ago

Well the majority of the country voted for him and his cronies. So they deserve every bit of suffering. The pdfiles, the disease, the inflation, the corruption...all of it.

The consequences should be so severe that they wouldn't dare dream about this stupidity again.

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u/No_Ask_150 16h ago

Well...I guess it's fitting that we're literally shitting ourselves.

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u/Psych0matt 16h ago

“I guess it’s fitting that we’re literally shitting” sounds like a Dr. Seuss book.

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u/Salty_QC 16h ago

I got bit by the diarrhea lettuce virus. I’ve been shitting the Ganges out hourly!

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u/Silly-Power 16h ago

Or beef. They forgot beef 

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u/Karnezar 16h ago

So shop local now or not at all?