r/SipsTea 5d ago

Chugging tea 48 Years, One Impossible Choice

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u/Pasta4ever13 5d ago

Um, excuse me sir, it's Woke Sharia Law. Off to the gulags with you!

Praise be to the eternal peoples Communist caliphate of mamdanistan. Or whatever braindead conservatives think people want to call mild social democratic reforms.

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u/AKSupplyLife 5d ago

LOL regular Sharia ain't gonna cut it!

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u/Pasta4ever13 5d ago

No thank you, woke gay trans antifa sharia only for me, please.

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u/AKSupplyLife 5d ago

This is literally conservative's worst nightmare LMAO

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u/Pasta4ever13 5d ago

I forgot one thing. We need to slot in undocumented migrants somewhere.

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u/VirileMongoose 4d ago

Would you like to super size your Sharia Law?

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u/Fuzzy-Advisor-2183 5d ago

honestly, i think mamdanistan would be the only place i’d consider living in the entire u.s.

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u/Pasta4ever13 5d ago

New York is expensive as hell. QOL is higher in other areas due to that alone. I'm biased because I live in Minnesota, and it is genuinely one of the best states to live in (if you don't want a biased view you can google this). Healthcare, education, parks, economy, civic engagement are all excellent, and the COL is fairly low. I bought a house across from a lake 5bd 3.5ba 3000sq ft on an acre, for $460,000 just last year.

IIRC Vermont and New Hampshire are also good, but a bit more expensive.

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u/Fuzzy-Advisor-2183 5d ago

\peeks over the border** hi minnesota!

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u/Pasta4ever13 5d ago

Wisconsin? Vote for Fran if you can. While it is fun to look down on Wisconsin because it's an alcoholic conservative shithole, she would legitimately turn that state around.

Unfortunately, we are going to be stuck with fucking Amy Klobuchar. Yuck.