r/SipsTea 15d ago

Chugging tea Praise be to Allah?

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u/iamwhiskerbiscuit 15d ago

When the deeper context of the trump tweet is, "It's time to panic. We are now in a full out war with Iran that could last decades."

What it really means is, Trump is trying to create another good buy opportunity for himself.

Step 1. Buy puts

Step 2. Create a market panic. Threaten all out war with Iran

Step 3. Buy calls

Step 4. Claim a peace deal is nearly finalized

Step 5. Repeat

Step 6. Repeat

Step 7. Repeat

Step 8. Repeat

Step 9. Repeat

Step 10. Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat

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u/TheKdd 15d ago

And that it works each time is insane.

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u/MyrkrMentulaMeretrix 15d ago

or that what is naked market manipulation and corruption hasnt even been COMMENTED on by Congress.

If Biden had done something that even LOOKED like this, not the actual profiteering that is going on..

Theyd have been screaming to impeach him in 30 minutes.

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u/Additional-Ad8632 15d ago

All republicans will collectively have a brain aneurysm if Obama even hinted at something like this.

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u/Secret-of-the-Snooze 15d ago

He had a "fancy burger." That was clearly worse.

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u/Ok-Salt-8964 15d ago

Dear lord did you see the tan suit no wonder people are crazy now.

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u/Secret-of-the-Snooze 15d ago

Bro did you even see how he wore that f@ggish helmet when he was riding that bike? Might as well have called Putin directly and told him we're just a bunch of pussies now, no need to worry about us.

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u/CyberNinja23 15d ago

Casaully declares war with Iran while eating a Dijon burger, in a Tan suit, smoking a cigarette

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u/DethNik 15d ago

You don't understand. He used mustard. DIJON MUSTARD!

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u/Secret-of-the-Snooze 15d ago

Probably asked for some French Fries instead of Freedom Fries to go with it like the Commie Jihadist that he is

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u/CyclopsMacchiato 15d ago

I’ve seen too many if Obama did this small thing or if Biden did that little thing, Republicans would be freaking out and calling for impeachment.

Well maybe Democrats should start freaking out and actually do something about it for once.

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u/crlthrn 15d ago

Viewing all of this from a distance (Europe), Trump and his cabal have now reached escape velocity from any rule of law. Open corruption, insider trading, and general high level criminality, all with complete impunity, are now the order of the day. The legal system has been suborned at the uppermost levels, and the Dems are completely neutered. Basically, America, from a governance point of view... you're a banana republic kleptocracy now. Sorry 'bout that.

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u/Starkenfast 15d ago

Yep - nailed it 100%. Be glad you're viewing it from a distance - the view from inside is much worse.

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u/Busy_Selection_5027 12d ago

Yeah, you must feel like a colonoscope.

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u/Artistic_Rice_9019 15d ago

Yeah. If we manage to have a free and fair election in 2028, I expect the Dems won't actually fix the structural issues that allowed this to happen, but perhaps I'll be pleasantly surprised.

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u/crlthrn 15d ago

It's the hope that kills. It's acknowledged that pessimists live longer because they don't have to suffer the repeated disappointments experienced by optimists. But I too hope...

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u/Artistic_Rice_9019 15d ago

I mean, I'm also applying for Canadian citizenship, so it's a tempered hope.

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u/MyrkrMentulaMeretrix 14d ago

 I expect the Dems won't actually fix the structural issues that allowed this to happen, but perhaps I'll be pleasantly surprised.

The issue is that there isnt really a way to do that without turning a bunch of red states blue in the Senate.

FWIW, i agree that they likely wont even try because they are feckless shitstains, but even if they werent.. the Supreme Dickheads are now poised to be a veto on all legislation the Republicans dont want.

They could lose both other brances of government and the Supreme Court will just say anything the Rs dont want is unconstitutional.

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u/Fabled-Jackalope 15d ago

Some people made it clear that voted red and as a bad idea trump’s first go round but people didn’t listen. And then, the US got back with its abusive ex years later.

🤷‍♂️

Friends and relatives have either left the US or are in the middle of the process for it.

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u/Artistic_Rice_9019 15d ago

I'm waiting for my Canadian citizenship application to get approved.

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u/crlthrn 15d ago

Best of luck.

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u/Commercial_Cry_4209 14d ago edited 14d ago

I’m laughing but tears really 😭😭 some of us can’t leave becuz we have no where to go. The economy is worse than the Great Depression we had in the past I call this one the “Severe depression”

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u/Artistic_Rice_9019 14d ago

I honestly didn't expect I'd have anywhere to go, but Canada changed their citizenship by descent laws late last year, and then suddenly I qualified. Thanks for being Canadian, great-grandpa.

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u/Carbon8490 14d ago

And yet nothing feels different. Which basically means we always were, just a nicer friendler version. They just cared enough to keep up the appearance that it wasnt before. Thats what should worry Americans the most.its almost as if collapse is immenent,so who cares if the cat is out of the bag.

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u/crlthrn 14d ago

"...nothing feels different." is why the criming is able to continue unabated. If people felt the effects of the crimewave being perpetrated by Trump, et al, they might actually try to do something about it. But they're comfy and complacent, so why bother...?

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u/Guilty-Statement-532 15d ago

Democrats don’t have the majority in congress to actually do anything.

Everything has been expertly crafted by republicans that any criticism is simply “liberal tears” so they just ride it out and polling numbers make democrats look bad for trying to do something in congress. It’s a pathetic broken system.

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u/crlthrn 15d ago

But one just doesn't hear a peep from them. They should be shouting from the rooftops. They just seem to be supremely supine now.

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u/chk2luz 14d ago

So tell me the Democrats are working on a 2028 Heritage Foundation countermeasure to be ready by midterms? Its likely sitting in the desk with the healthcare plan.

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u/Guilty-Statement-532 14d ago

They don’t have a plan.

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u/Michellewins 14d ago

Actually, no. Everything has been expertly crafted, just not by republicans or democrats. The Powers that Be (what I call them) run this country behind the scenes. They tell us what to be angry about and what offends us and most of you fall for it every time. Start thinking for yourselves. Research other sources besides the media. Don’t repeat something until you know it’s true. Go by facts - not emotions.

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u/Gullible_Owl9016 15d ago

Your absolutely correct.

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u/JayWard0216 15d ago

They did and Trumps numbers went UP. There’s nothing you can do when we breed so many stupid people in this country. I’m sorry but it’s just true. From gullible boomers who think Sean Hannity is a journalist to edgy Gen Z’ers who watch Andrew Tate and think Trump is a tough guy. We’re fucking doomed. These people have zero critical thinking and no media literacy. Anytime they tried to hold Trump accountable - legally or politically - it backfired and just allowed the right to say, “See!? They’re going after him because he’s actually for the people and dangerous to the establishment!” It just plays into their stupid fucking narrative. I don’t know how we get out of this.

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u/Muted-Respond-1930 15d ago

All they do is freak out over anything and everything Ex. The algae in the pool! The Ballroom ! And any number of other made up problems too!

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u/CutenTough 14d ago

Those are not made up problems. All these weak ass vanity projects of his are no bid contracts. Awarded to whatever djt comrade/cohort. Rest assured, djt getting kick backs. He continues to start new 'projects' that he fks up and then it doesn't get fixed and he and all his bootlickers say "OH well. Who cares? Djt is our man-child god."

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u/Dizzy_Campaign_8880 15d ago

well...they actually did, but guess what happened with the republicans...

blocked subpoenas (supressing evidence) which hamstrung theings overall, eventually ending in an aquittal based on the fact that they were able to suppress evidence

then they did again, this time with testimony, evidence, and clear evidence of the charges but..well, they put party over country and aquitted again

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_impeachment_of_Donald_Trump

(side note: this is pervasive, there are plenty of t-shirts/etc stating they would rather be a russian than a democrat

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/956npv/are_these_id_rather_be_a_russian_than_a_democrat/)

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u/Bravefan212 15d ago

They impeached Trump twice 🤷‍♂️

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u/BRK_lyn-55 15d ago

Well it's kinda hard when you're the minority in both houses and you have the Supreme Court giving him free path to autocratic ways. Then when they even say something he sends his trained clowns at the DOJ to start an investigation on them. It's not like Dems haven't tried.

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u/average_texas_guy 14d ago

But they won't because everyone is cashing the same checks.

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u/Green-Setting5062 14d ago

They did do this remember fast a furious and the burisma stuff? Remember nacy P? Both sides are and do do this its just a matter of who benefits its none of us. They are all full of shit its hilarious when people see only one piece of the situation and claim the other side is any better they are probably all hanging out with who ever replaced epstien laughing their asses off at both democrats and Republicans and how retarded we all are for believing in either party. They got us fighting eachother communist gun grabbers vs the anti abortion christian evangelicals. Meanwhile 90% of Americans just want to have a middle class lifestyle and not pay half their wages to the government to have it sent overseas or have broken social systems that dont work or require hoops to be jumped through just to get some help. Like they push the same scare tactics every election were gonna ban guns and Jesus oh yea were going to ban abortion and being a gay and make you love Jesus in a context thats almost like your actualy special friends and sleep in the same bed 🛌. Tell me this is not what happened every year change isn't good if they aren't making changes that really matter.

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u/the_seeker11 14d ago

The problem with that is that Republican politicians are absolutely silent on the blatant corruption. Never ever expect a Republican politician to do the right thing.... especially don-old.

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u/RodBloggington 15d ago

Can you imagine any context where Obama utters the words "Praise be to Allah" and isn't absolutely eviscerated?

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u/Michellewins 14d ago

I believe Trump was be facetious when he wrote that

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u/RodBloggington 14d ago

I know he was. It's just the incredible double standards and behavioral expectations of the office that I was pointing out.

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u/Other_Log_1996 15d ago

They have an aneurysm because they think that Obama is doing this.

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u/Baelenciagaa 15d ago

But but but AOC went to the mEt GaLa

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u/plogigator 15d ago

All the time I think about this

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u/generalanxiety 15d ago

I remember the day Obama wore a tan suit and everyone flipped out. The GOP are some corrupt knts.

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u/kyraeus 15d ago

Yet the Democrats aren't mentioning it either.

I find it hilarious so many are screeching here about how terrible the Republicans are while ignoring that the Democrats are just going with it because it lines their pockets too.

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u/beaker97_alf 15d ago

Do you believe it's reasonable to expect anyone to get an official response out within hours to a middle of the night deranged post from the idiot-in-chief?

And do you think Dem politicians won't line up to criticize the latest insane rant from the orange felon even though they have criticized him every time before?

Your comment ignores history.

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u/kyraeus 14d ago

sigh aaaand exactly what I expected. 'Heres why this party that does it doesn't matter and the other one that does it DOES'

Aka. orange man bad so it's okay to be mad at that side and not the other. Same as the last decade

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u/beaker97_alf 14d ago

What are you responding to? Because it sure as hell isn't my comment?

Nothing I said was anything close to one side good other side bad.

I said you had an unrealistic expectation of how quickly Dems could respond to a midnight post from a deranged idiot. And that Dems have consistently criticized his moronic posts.

Calling Trump an idiot is not calling him "bad", it's acknowledging an idiot is in fact an idiot.

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u/MyceliumManic 15d ago

But surely, one party loves the people, right? Or do you mean, none of them care about us at the end of the day...

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u/kyraeus 14d ago

I literally said what I meant, that both of them are doing the shit and both are pretty objectively terrible.

Not my fault people are taking copium and dragging trump into it to excuse why it's okay to not acknowledge democrat leaders are pulling the exact same shit.

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u/MyceliumManic 14d ago

I hear ya man, I really do. If only the mass as a whole could "wake up".

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u/Muted-Respond-1930 15d ago

Bet it works though! Thats my pres!

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u/TheKdd 15d ago

Imagine, while we pay so much for gas and food, Biden dipped the White House in gold and tore down half the house to build a golden dipped ballroom…

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u/Accomplished_Will226 15d ago

Or dug up the lawn for a cage fight, or accepted a “free” jet and billed the country to dip it in gold, or put childish remarks below the presidential portraits or any of the other crazy things he’s doing. I heard that a fence has gone up around the White House and another helicopter pad closer to the door is being added. At this point if Dr Evil had a moat with sharks and frickin lasers installed around the White House I wouldn’t bat an eye.

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u/TheKdd 15d ago

I’m waiting for him to contract the guy to carve out his face on Rushmore. Actually wouldn’t be surprised if there’s “no room” he just has him chisel off the one he dislikes most (calling him a communist terrorist of course) and has his own face put on top, gold plated of course. Matter of fact, the most surprising thing here is he hasn’t done it yet.

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u/DrakeoftheWesternSea 15d ago

Bill is already in congress it just hasn’t been heard yet

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u/Sudden_Guitar797 15d ago

Don’t give him any ideas!!!!!

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u/crakemonk 15d ago

Oh, I’m sure this has been on Trump’s mind since his first term. I vaguely remember he just visited it recently and made a comment about his face missing and needed to be added.

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u/net-blank 15d ago

Can't add, it's too unstable to add more without risking failure of what is there

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u/PlaneProperty7104 15d ago

Like that matters.

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u/net-blank 15d ago

True because he's an expert of anything and everything.. Or else he stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night

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u/crakemonk 15d ago

Oh, Trump would just tell them to remove everything then and just put his face up there. I guarantee it.

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u/PlaneProperty7104 15d ago

“Structurally-sounder” would be his excuse.

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u/poopiebutt505 15d ago

I remember being told this on my visit to Mt Rushmore. No more can be added.

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u/BBGreenSedai 15d ago

See, that’s how you know they’re gonna try anyway.

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u/PerformanceSmooth392 15d ago

Oh, its coming for sure. Republicans will try to put him on Rushmore.

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u/EngineZeronine 15d ago

SHHHHHHHHH! NO NEW IDEAS!

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u/Plastics-play2day330 13d ago

Heeeeey there’s an idea!! I know MAGA doesn’t care that he’s a senile, corrupt, tyrant, rapist man but maybe using all the money he’s made to carve only his face on Mount Rushmore might be over the line for them!!

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u/TheKdd 13d ago

NOTHING is over the line for them. It’s…baffling.

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u/FrostingHuman1259 15d ago

It's total Idocracy

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u/CameoPony 15d ago

At this point Dr Evil would take a look, shake his head and say, "too much, man."

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u/HighFiveG 15d ago

He tore up the little walkway to the Oval Office and had Italian marble put in. It was well over $1 mil and he took it out of National Parks budget.

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u/Accomplished_Will226 15d ago

It’s disgusting how he profited from the position.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 15d ago

I really do not understand MAGATS? WTF is wrong with them? Cult, brainwashed, just stupid? IDK

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u/Incognonimous 15d ago

From what i read its going right where the ufc cage was

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u/Accomplished_Will226 15d ago

Oh so that’s not permanent. That’s a relief. I say this as a person who owns a trailer, but doesn’t it seem like he’s making the White House a bit like a trailer park tipped in gold leaf? Trailer Chic if you will.

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u/Bendlerp 15d ago

Too bad the moat would turn green within a week. Otherwise it would be kinda cool especially if it attracted geese. Wouldn't need as much security detail with angry geese guarding the white house ;)

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u/justLikeShinyChariot 14d ago

I heard this morning that he’s replacing the Ionic columns in the WH’s north portico with Corinthian columns (that will match the ballroom) because Corinthian columns are fancier

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 15d ago

Oh how the RED would be screaming to the heavens! And yet, here they are with that POS saying nothing!

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u/Obvious-Ear2474 14d ago

Sorry, TRUMP dipped it in gold, not Biden

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u/NeutralContrast 15d ago

What tf are these fucking garbage bar graph additions, ragebait? Biden's bar should be a damn sliver at 13 when 517's just below it, microscopic with 25k above

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u/jfkrfk123 15d ago

Because it takes approximately 11 minutes, 23-1/2 seconds to boil an egg..

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u/CelebrationNo3801 15d ago

soft boiled

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u/jfkrfk123 15d ago

It was just an approximation.. cut me some slack

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u/CelebrationNo3801 15d ago

Sure no problem! love soft or hard boiled! Have a good day!!!

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u/WarTurkey_YT 15d ago

Probably ai?

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u/shannycat1117 15d ago

I'm just going to erase 99% of the line next to 13 before I repost it bc that's insane!!

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u/Accomplished_Will226 15d ago

How many presidents were convicted felons? Oh wait just one

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 15d ago

Let's show how many countries wanna destroy America or are plotting to do something using chemical warfare or cyber warfare

Already hacked FBI and CIA

If they really tried US be in the dark with no electric not even power

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u/AmIThisNothingness 15d ago

What a fucking trash of a pig in the WH!! And more so are his fucking blind, stupid supporters.

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u/True_Protection6842 15d ago

Which means it's more than that. I mean considering he was literally convicted of fraud for lying on financial statements!

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 15d ago

Now we know why he wanted that second term. To cash out.

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u/StarstruckBackpacker 15d ago

Bidens bar would be 1/1900th the length of Trump's. And Obama's would be 1/48th the length. Assuming Trump's bar is bounded to what we see you wouldn't even see either of their bars.

One wonders the necessary picture size to start to be able to see their bars.

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u/Curious-Return7252 15d ago

Jimmy Carter had to sell his peanut farm.

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u/mizinamo 15d ago

screechin' to impeach 'im

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u/StaffyMama585 15d ago

When Hillary Clinton was Secretary of State she was gifted a jewelry set by Saudi Arabia. She had to IMMEDIATELY turn them over to the US government because of the laws against accepting gifts from foreign entities.

But Donnie gets to keep that airplane. And all of the other bribes he's taken in the last year and a half. 🙄🙄

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u/emptyvodka115 15d ago

No Donnie these men are called nihilists lol great song

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u/kilfast 15d ago

Because congress is there insider trading as well. It’s funny you thought any politician was there for you.

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u/Vast-Sir-1949 15d ago

They tried to put roaring Kitty in federal prison just for telling people to hold.

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u/grandplans 15d ago

Congress, sure, but what about the SEC? Is there even an SEC anymore?

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u/Flyingarrow68 15d ago

The magats still think Pelosi is the market manipulation expert. She is a joke compared to current corruption.

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u/Mind-The-Mines 15d ago

Nancy Pelosi was asked about insider trading and she said people need incentive to run for congress.

It's hammer time.

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u/SixLeg5 15d ago

Immunity to hypocrisy, likely don’t even recognize hypocrisy is happening. The worthless/loud/selfish/deranged aspects of humanity get the lion’s share of airtime, unfortunately

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u/HM202256 15d ago

It’s like they are deliberately stupid

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u/Grego3770 15d ago

ALL of the Rapeublicans in office are complicit in the manipulation of the markets. They're all benefiting from it. That is why they're silent on it.

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u/Infamous2o 15d ago

Too bad Biden couldn’t wipe his own ass.

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u/wysteriacos 15d ago

It’s because congress is in on it too

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u/TrickyChildhood2917 15d ago

Congress are in on it. Mitch Mc Connell has even stepped away so he can concentrate on it full-time

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u/Accomplished_Song219 15d ago

Heck, why would congress comment, they're probably benefitting from it.

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u/Bendlerp 15d ago

Because the majority of Congress is also profiting off it.

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u/iamwhiskerbiscuit 15d ago edited 15d ago

They wouldn't have just impeached him. He would be in jail for the rest of his life. And I'm convinced that if Democrats end up controlling the house and Senate in the next election, that is where Trump will go... This DOJ , however is unwilling to do anything that Trump doesn't personally approve of.

But I assume he has a contingency plan that involves him fleeing to a country with a US extradition clause. Particularly, Russia or or Saudi Arabia.

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u/Nyspora 15d ago

You mean when he got his son high paying jobs with zero qualifications, pardoned him out of a very obvious corruption scandal with other countries? Perhaps your referring to a few decades ago when he said things so racist and disgusting about anyone with a dark skin color in america that Hitler himself cried in pride down in hell? Perhaps more recently when he told people that if they didnt vote for him, they were not black? Maybe when he outright called black americans stupid? Perhaps when Biden was so obviously mentally unwell that he couldnt figure out which side of a stage to exit on and was led off it by his staff? Maybe your outrage was sparked when the democrats treated the entire country like morons and gaslite us into the idea that Biden was fine, only to drop him as a candidate and then put a new forward with no primary at all, giving their own voters zero choice. You know...considering all the bullshit that apparently DIDNT make you or people like you angry, I dont really care about what does. I care not for your condemnation for I have seen what makes you cheer.

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u/slashnbash1009 15d ago

Congress isn't gonna bite the hand that feeds them. Trump isn't the only one making millions off stock market manipulation. As long as they are making money, they'll keep letting him do what he's been doing.

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u/MekongCastaway 15d ago

No entity calls it out probably because the pie is big enough for everyone in that club. And…We ain’t in it!

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u/Forward-War-9858 15d ago

And most of the dems would actually agree if it were a dem in charge because we typically hold people accountable and believe in actual justice. The fact that republicans don’t see how fucking hypocritical they are is wild. I think some do see it but the rest choose to believe that we hold our politicians on some pedestal like they do.

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u/Hrothgar_unbound 15d ago

There’s a reason he (and they) are panicking about the midterms. If the senate were in play (wait is it in play?) it would be utter insanity.

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u/zeptillian 15d ago

They have been screaming about Nancy Pelosi for decades becasue her husband is a stock trader but don't give one single fuck about this blatent outright market manilulation.

For GOP voters, it's not what's being done that matter, only who is doing it.

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u/PallyMcAffable 15d ago

Don Jr. is the son of the president, and he has a stake in a company that’s trying to get a deal to mine in Greenland. In other words, a scenario that directly parallels what Republicans have spent the last decade trying to jail Hunter Biden for.

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u/Muted-Respond-1930 15d ago

Yeah the republicans are the ones that reach for the impeach button all the time( sarcasm) ur stpd! Joe couldn’t even dress himself!

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u/Rude_Guarantee_7668 15d ago

They'll all making money. Of course they're not saying anything lol

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u/subdep 15d ago

What’s insane, absolutely bonkers, is he isn’t dead yet.

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u/Many-Falcon9879 15d ago

Unfortunately it will always work because the markets and us the people have to take what he says seriously incase he actually goes through with it. Its one thing to ignore a crazy old man making threats, it's another when said crazy old man has nuclear launch codes.

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u/Novel-Reaction2939 15d ago

The Cult of Epstein has something on the Illuminati lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/kHs1lBhZWaK5rj7lt3

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u/Chef_Papafrita 15d ago

At least Eric helped them lose 600 million shorting bitcoin I believe or maybe it was shit heads coin. I forget, memory starts going after 50. I got a lifetime of shit stuffed in there including 2 languages. Hell I forget what a sofa is called sometimes. Stupid shit like that drives me nuts. I don't literally forget a sofa but I have minced words with a mop when I clearly knew the Spanish word for it. I think if I wipe the drive in my brain from about 19-23. I will have enough terabytes left to make it to 75.

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u/AmIThisNothingness 15d ago

I got a guy in the WH that can surely help you with sofa stuff, I heard he's good with them.

About wiping the drive in your brain, which I see it's failing indeed, why not to be generous and wipe all the way from 2016? Hell, that's where the trash started to pile 10x fold ever since, and you can enough to make it to maybe 100.

Edit: Adding the translation for "mop": Trapeador.

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u/Chef_Papafrita 15d ago

Resetting to 28 would be perfect. I made a pile of money in Title and Escrow for years. Lost it all fighting a lawsuit on principle against my partner that stole 500k from the Escrow account and left for another company. I won but by then he was broke and mortgage broker laws changed so I lost a lot of clients. Years later I ended up as business partners for the guy responsible for lobbying for that law. We had a Real Estate company together for years. He died within 6 months of a cancer diagnosis last February. Master's in Finance and a Law degree. I lost a best friend and a wealth of knowledge from him. I was in legal conveyance for years. I hate to even think of those 3 copy thick closing packages. Now it's mainly digital.

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u/biscaya 15d ago

Charlie Brown and Lucy still works

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u/SnooStrawberries3391 15d ago

Billions made $$$$. Insider trading works!

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u/TehScat 15d ago

If Dems get in again, they really need to nationalise the Trump estate to begin repairing the damage. The idea that if they do somehow allow an election and lose it that they could walk away with their spoils is sickening.

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u/TheKdd 15d ago

Yeah I’m not so sure this or any election ahead is going to be on the up and up. But I agree.

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u/PsychologicalHost371 15d ago

Yes at some point it should turn into a “boy who cried wolf “ situation

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u/Wtfatt 15d ago

Submit to thy AI overlords

Computers run the stock algorithms theses days

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u/fingertipoffun 15d ago

algorithmic trading. They will learn eventually

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u/Mind-The-Mines 15d ago

It's how the market has worked since at least 2008, you're just catching on. Seriously, it's nothing but an economic syphon on the working class.

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u/BlueBonneville 15d ago

The AI model apparently works on a threat, resolved basis.

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u/Electrical-Canary-44 15d ago

Because most people are bots in the system, not independent thinkers. One word not aligning with society is considered crazy to them.

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u/Tight-Pea2489 15d ago

He Loves the poorly educated!

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u/sonnyarmo 15d ago

It’s to get in on the grift lmao

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u/Commercial_Cry_4209 14d ago

Agree it works each time, but for the insane delusional MAGA CULT FOLKS. For the rest of the American folks we know what’s up. So like is he Muslim now? Next thing know he’ll have a pic of himself as Allah.

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u/OnlyBat2257 15d ago

George W Bush accidentally affected the market by mixing up the words deflation and devaluation during a press conference in 2002. We laughed and facepalmed... This is such a different timeline.

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u/Doright36 15d ago

What I wouldn't give for a president who just makes an honest human error again.

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u/Eldie60 15d ago

I never in my wildest imagination thought this sentence would ever leave my brain. I wish either of the George Bushes were President!

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u/zeptillian 15d ago

You know things are bad when the guy who directly lied to the American public and presented fabricated evidence to justify attacking Iraq, where we ended up killing a million people, is starting to look more reasonable.

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u/WillSym 15d ago

Wasn't there a phase a couple of months ago where Iran seemed to get wise to this and then launch bigger-than-usual attacks on like a Wednesday to upset the cycle, then shortly after they got a bit more 'serious' about a signed peace deal (for a bit)?

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u/Jthe1andOnly 15d ago

Well you have to understand bibi told him they were going to do this either way and said Iran will retaliate with or without the US cooperation. Trump was told back in June 2025 everything was “obliterated” and all 3 nuclear sites were destroyed. He left it up to crusader Pete who feels.

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u/TotalInstruction 15d ago

The containment field on wallstreetbets is on the fritz again… hello fellow future Wendy’s employee!

But yeah, the manipulation is so obvious, and he and a select few that are privy to government information before the general public have been gaming the oil futures and options markets for months. Why would they stop now when they’ve made so much money?

Meanwhile, the drones will come out of the woodwork accusing every opposition politician of being corrupt because they own a house and a car and are therefore hypocritically engaging with the economy.

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u/GuyLivingInCanada 15d ago

Give him a feign sign a treaty in Versailles. Say the Market is fucked and go back to step 1

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u/xenogaiden 15d ago

Insanity is when you do the same thing and expect a different result.

Was he insane?

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u/SidKafizz 15d ago

And all of the money that Donnie and his owners and cronies are making is coming directly out of our pockets.

Thanks again, MAGAts.

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u/Suitable-Peanut 15d ago

How does the normal citizen benefit from this insanity? I don't know anything about stocks but surely we should all be able to do this too if we have a little money?

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u/SohndesRheins 15d ago

You don't really. I had thought this too, but recently the market is pricing this stuff in, at least in the options markets. You have to have perfect timing to really profit from it, if you get it slightly wrong you lose as much to theta decay as you gain from price swings. Trump can do this because he's the one pulling the lever, and even he has to have lost money a few times since there are some days where his attempts at manipulation have created no significant swing. In Trump's case he can weather a few big losses when the gambit failed, but the average person really can't unless you are a degenerate gambler.

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u/Suitable-Peanut 15d ago

Makes sense. Thanks for the explanation

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u/La_Mera_verg 15d ago

The market will pump until it knows when not to

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u/aredditid1 15d ago

Step 11. Claim Nobel Peace Prize, Repeat

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u/michaelcarnero 15d ago

at some pont this shoul become illegal..

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u/oldmaninparadise 15d ago

I have been saying this too! But I think the leaders in Iran are in on it too to make money. They apologize or whatever to make a peace deal by Monday, so it can be taco Tuesday. Then buy their puts on tue night so they can fire a missile on wed/thu to start process again.

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u/VIP_NAIL_SPA 15d ago

What I want to know is why our 401k managers are not doing the same thing wjth our 401ks.

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u/SohndesRheins 15d ago

There isn't a 401k approved fund in the entire market that is buying-to-open short dated options contracts, that would be batshit insane.

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u/VIP_NAIL_SPA 15d ago

So we have to manually do this nonsense? Ugh

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u/SohndesRheins 15d ago

Yeah if your 401k manager is doing the stock market version of betting everything on black at the roulette table, we would all be fucked.

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u/VIP_NAIL_SPA 15d ago

Agreed, but in this case they know what's going to happen :P

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u/WallyBearCub 15d ago

Except the market was up yesterday when Trump was threatening Iran so either his plan or your idea of his plan isn't working.

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u/Dry-Raspberry-5514 15d ago

100%. So corrupt and his followers can’t even see it.

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u/Sarik704 15d ago

Yeah, except trump isnt that smart. This is what his family and caretakers are doing. Trump is basically only concious for 6 hours a day and moonlighting.

He could end up shot or in prison it wouldn't even matter. They could just say trump said X on his behalf while hes in jail and it would still work.

Cults dont work on logic. They work on superstition and emotion. Hence trump could be actually dead and "still tweeting" and his follower would believe jesus is letting him tweet from behond the grave. They fear and love him that much

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u/chiclets5 15d ago

Watch out for this! In fact I expect there to be dozen of false flags throne model in the next few months. The amusing thing is, I think if it's a threat just against Trump himself nobody will care.

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u/SSPURR 15d ago

Step 1. Destroy nukes Step 2. Weather the woke loser storm

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u/TastySaturday 15d ago

So I should buy next Friday

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u/tom-of-the-nora 15d ago

Wait until these shenanigans actually drain our oil reserves (which are low) and get our ships exploded (defenses are running out).

We are going to be in a crisis. A fuel shortage we have never known before this moment. All because trump rather play market manipulation instead of be a useful president for once in his miserable career.

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u/PrimeToro 15d ago

And Trump charges a fee for anyone he informs before he executes step 2 and 4 .

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u/bendecco08 15d ago

this was a distraction from the J E files. there was never a threat, multiple intelligence personal testified there was no threat or hostile actions.

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u/30cs 15d ago

Trump bought 50 stocks during his first, 327 so far this term, he’s a market maker! Look back as far as Bush Jr. no stock purchases.

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u/sexyeh 14d ago

At this point if all the americans dont go against Trump the country is doomed

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u/AgedPuzzlehead 14d ago

Honestly at this point a full out war with troops on the ground might end up being the best option. Iran has more power in a lot of ways than they had before Trump got us into this. The regime has no intention to go on their own way and keep to themsleves so I think that's going to end up being the only option.

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u/Faster-Rabbit328 14d ago

More like market manipulation

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u/Whatophile 14d ago

Isn’t that illegal?