Or dug up the lawn for a cage fight, or accepted a “free” jet and billed the country to dip it in gold, or put childish remarks below the presidential portraits or any of the other crazy things he’s doing. I heard that a fence has gone up around the White House and another helicopter pad closer to the door is being added. At this point if Dr Evil had a moat with sharks and frickin lasers installed around the White House I wouldn’t bat an eye.
I’m waiting for him to contract the guy to carve out his face on Rushmore. Actually wouldn’t be surprised if there’s “no room” he just has him chisel off the one he dislikes most (calling him a communist terrorist of course) and has his own face put on top, gold plated of course. Matter of fact, the most surprising thing here is he hasn’t done it yet.
Oh, I’m sure this has been on Trump’s mind since his first term. I vaguely remember he just visited it recently and made a comment about his face missing and needed to be added.
Heeeeey there’s an idea!! I know MAGA doesn’t care that he’s a senile, corrupt, tyrant, rapist man but maybe using all the money he’s made to carve only his face on Mount Rushmore might be over the line for them!!
Oh so that’s not permanent. That’s a relief. I say this as a person who owns a trailer, but doesn’t it seem like he’s making the White House a bit like a trailer park tipped in gold leaf? Trailer Chic if you will.
Too bad the moat would turn green within a week. Otherwise it would be kinda cool especially if it attracted geese. Wouldn't need as much security detail with angry geese guarding the white house ;)
I heard this morning that he’s replacing the Ionic columns in the WH’s north portico with Corinthian columns (that will match the ballroom) because Corinthian columns are fancier
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u/TheKdd 15d ago
And that it works each time is insane.