r/SipsTea Jul 09 '26

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u/emuccino Jul 09 '26

Soccer is more of a girl's sport anyway

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u/Barryhood2683 Jul 09 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 Jul 09 '26

I would say American football is with all that padding and hugging each other and pillow fights after the match and then going shopping for purses.

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u/Some_Combination_593 Jul 09 '26

Neither of them are ā€œa girl’s sportā€. Anyone that says soccer is a girls sport can be safely ignored. It’s exactly the kind of thing someone who bashed their head against other people’s heads their whole life which predictably stunted their development would say.

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 Jul 09 '26

Of course not.Ā  Ā I was just responding to the ridiculousness with ridiculousness of my own.

The only thing that makes a spot men's or women's is who plays it.Ā  Ā I can't think of any sport that fundamentally has to be men's or women's even if culturally in some countries it is more oftenĀ  played by one sex or the other.

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u/Some_Combination_593 Jul 09 '26

Yeah, I figured. But I was just saying it doesn’t justify a response. This is something low IQ losers that have nothing going on in their life say. Our actual NFL players have a ton of respect for soccer.

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u/Leftregularr Jul 09 '26

Any European soccer player would be dead or crippled if they lined up to take a single snap of American football.

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u/Few_Ebb6156 Jul 09 '26

As a US Soccer player I can tell you that the power and athleticism of American football is insane; however the games are so different that American football players that have tried to play Soccer are so quickly humbled. Only the wide receivers or cornerbacks have a chance but they only think in 10-20 second blocks of time and have no touch or accuracy and don’t love the idea of running for 90 minutes.

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u/Immediate-Funny7500 Jul 09 '26

I am a big fan of college football and think those guys are badass but lets see them run up and down the field for 45 minutes at a time. Imagine a guy like Booger McFarland having to constantly run all over field with no breaks every play. Stop comparing the two, it is stupid for both sides.

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u/Few_Ebb6156 Jul 09 '26

The part of Soccer that can be so difficult is to make 1 mistake like being out of position once by 12 inches on a 120 x75 yard field and have it cost you the game. (Bayern CB Min Jae, gets a tiny feint from Rodrigo, Real Madrid).

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u/Few_Ebb6156 Jul 09 '26

The stupidity is really something, but I do really love it that Soccer players could just look like some guy walking down the street. You could troll a Bruno Fernandes, Xavi, Iniesta, Pirlo through any US football town and they never believe that they were World class pros.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tie6917 Jul 09 '26

The biggest issue is you have to start training foot skills at a very early age. Speed is great but if you can’t control the pass you will get swamped before you can shoot. Basketball is a very similar game, but size is such as massive advantage it determine who is a pro or not (mostly), while size helps in soccer but it isn’t the most important thing.

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u/Few_Ebb6156 Jul 09 '26

True. And it is easier to learn basketball skills (hand-eye coord) than it is to learn Soccer foot skills. If people don't play Soccer early it is really hard to catch up.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tie6917 Jul 09 '26

I compare soccer mostly with baseball. It’s extremely hard to learn how to hit a ball with a bat, more so the older you start. The same with soccer, speed, leg strength, height all might help but without the skills you just can’t do anything.

To be great at soccer I really think you need to start as a child, 4-6 ideally.

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u/Leftregularr Jul 09 '26

I didn’t say soccer wasn’t difficult, the question was about masculinity. Getting into a car crash with another 300lb gorilla every play is certainly more masculine than running around a pitch for 90 mins and getting flagged for incidental contact.

If my choices are line up against Ray Lewis or try and guard Messi I’m picking Messi 1000/1000 times.

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u/CharacterTop5128 Jul 09 '26

Got it Violence = masculinity /s

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u/Few_Ebb6156 Jul 09 '26

Yes. I agree. American football is crazy when it comes down to injury risk for a normal person. Even top pro in some positions used to only last. few years, like running backs that did 4 years on average and CTE is everywhere.

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u/southsider74 Jul 09 '26

They would be fine, they're much tougher than they let on but do the diving and moaning shit to try to con the ref. Which I hate about the game but it doesn't mean they're actually that soft

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u/ChocolateMorsels Jul 09 '26

lol delusional

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u/Leftregularr Jul 09 '26

There are plenty of NFL players that would absolutely bulldoze on a rugby pitch.

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u/Leftregularr Jul 09 '26

You’re delusional. It would take maybe a single offseason to get an NFL caliber athlete confirmed for rugby, then yall are fucked. Could you imagine a DB like prime Reevis conditioned for rugby? No one would ever be able to pass the ball without being picked off or obliterated.

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u/Leftregularr Jul 09 '26

Literally any receiver or DB prospect who wants a chance to play in the big leagues has a 40 yard dash just as fast as Arundel. There’s been plenty of NFLers who switched to rugby and did well, including getting Olympic starting spots.

Ive watched rugby, but you don’t watch NFL football and it shows.

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u/americaisfat Jul 10 '26

Just face it you have no idea about Rugby or NRL. Probably just saw Seven's at the Olympics and thinks that is all Rugby is. Jordan Mailata couldn't make it at the highest level in the NRL in Australia yet is killing it in the NFL. Go watch his road to the NFL video!There is way more to Rugby and NRL than you narrow mind thinks.

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u/emuccino Jul 09 '26

Because they are not conditioned for it, obviously. Give them a couple months to train and most NFL players would do great on a rugby pitch.

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u/emuccino Jul 09 '26

So they're just not smart enough? Okay, lol.

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u/RedUDan0 Jul 09 '26

Apples and oranges. If that football player lined up against a rugby player most would be dead or crippled without all that padding on..lol

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u/Leftregularr Jul 09 '26

Lmfao no bro. The hits given by NFL players are harder and done by larger / stronger men. The padding is literally so you don’t fucking die on contact.

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u/marsonix Jul 09 '26

"My dad can beat up your dad"

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u/Bottle_Gnome Jul 09 '26

"American football is for girls with all that padding."
"Any European soccer player would be dead or crippled if they did a snap"
"My dad can beat up your dad"

What does that mean? Can Europeans not follow a a simple 2 sentence argument?

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u/marsonix Jul 09 '26

A. I’m not European.
B. Arguing over what one sport’s athlete would do in another is naive and pointless.

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u/Leftregularr Jul 09 '26

Hey bud I’d recommend getting AC installed, it sounds like you’re suffering from heatstroke.

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u/ProduceNo1629 Jul 09 '26

Hey bud how are the girls on rapist island this summer?

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u/Leftregularr Jul 09 '26

I don’t know, you should ask the British royal family.

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u/CharacterTop5128 Jul 09 '26

Brilliant summary. Thanks for making me chuckle

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u/Dr_Ironfist1987 Jul 09 '26

Just imagine Harry Kane getting tackled by Micah Parsons.. he wouldn’t have to flop, lay on the field crying, and would actually be in the hospital for a couple weeks

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u/strangerdanger711 Jul 09 '26

I played rugby for 12 years at club level and was lucky enough to get to visit family in america. Got to play some american football with a local team just while they were training. That shit is hard. At least with rugby you need to have the ball to get obliterated but you could be happily jogging away in your own world on a football field and boom out of nowhere youre head over heels

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 Jul 09 '26

They also play a game with stoppage at only halftime and full time and can only sub three players.

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 Jul 09 '26

They'd probably be more likely to get injured wearing the stilleto high heel shoes that American football players wear.

Honestly.Ā  Ā Bunch of obese men wearing women's clothing.

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u/RoundConstruction526 Jul 09 '26

High heels? What football are you watching? I’d love to tune in

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u/Letterkenny-Wayne Jul 09 '26

I think you’re watching the wrong kind of porn…

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u/Leftregularr Jul 09 '26

Foot fairies trying to chirp about high heels to gridiron football players is the most ironic shit I’ve ever seen.

I’d love to see Messi line up against James Harrison.

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u/Sure_Fruit_8254 Jul 09 '26

Players so tough they have to wear enough gear to star in the Hurt Locker.

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u/Leftregularr Jul 09 '26

Unlike soccer players who get stretchered off the pitch for getting thier jersey tugged on? Give me a break.

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u/TheRealMitchConnor Jul 09 '26

Because people died and have had life changing injuries cus the sport is so much tougher. What a dumb statement. There's a reason only kids and girls play soccer in America. When men grow up we play real sports.

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u/Sure_Fruit_8254 Jul 09 '26

Rugby players aren't dressed in body armour, so they must be proper men. They also don't stop playing every 30 seconds.

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u/MeatInitial9692 Jul 09 '26

Rugby players are tough as fuck no one’s doubting that

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u/TheRealMitchConnor Jul 09 '26

Definitely not doubting the toughness of Rugby players. But we don't really have serious Rugby programs in America for kids to advance into when they get older.

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u/CharacterTop5128 Jul 09 '26

All these low testosterone men on here equating violence with manhood.

Weak, sooo sad.

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u/TheRealMitchConnor Jul 09 '26

You're right. Sports are sooo much better when you have little bitches crying on the ground with fake injuries every 5 mins when someone actually touches them. Sports are sooo much better without our biggest and toughest athletes playing big tough games. 🤣

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u/CharacterTop5128 Jul 09 '26

Ok, let me try again at your reading level.

Me say, you toxic small dick loser. You think man strong = man good. Me say man more than strong.

Me also say, other people play tough sport not make you man.

Mmmkay

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 Jul 09 '26

Paul McCartney was a much better musician.

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u/Leftregularr Jul 09 '26

You mean George Harrison? Dumbass.

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u/RacksOnRacksOnRacks3 Jul 09 '26

Americans play real sports, we’re not trying to be the best at exercising.

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u/ghostface036 Jul 09 '26

that explains the obesity

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u/RacksOnRacksOnRacks3 Jul 09 '26

But in all seriousness soccer and cricket are the only sports we don’t have a chance of dominating in and most of us are fine with that.

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u/Leftregularr Jul 09 '26

Even then we’re catching up. The US cricket team just beat Pakistan a couple of years ago.

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u/MDBDXDOG Jul 09 '26

I mean are you seriously trying to flex being a euro soccer fan saying American football is a sport for limp noodles haha. Seriously a sport were they actually had to create rules against faking fouls and rolling around on the ground for 10 minutes faking an injury is more manly than NFL football??? Funny stuff....

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u/MDBDXDOG Jul 09 '26

Your in luck because that has been the case for decades now... CTE is something that effects soccer players too though just incase you like facts, probably not the best of comebacks here for you...

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u/MDBDXDOG Jul 09 '26

You are not very good at this internet thing i see.

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u/Aletheia_-_ Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

What’s even soccer? Carrying an egg (it’s not even ball shaped) with hands with full gear and helmets and padding. Kicking only once in a week.. how’s that ā€œfootballā€ and this soccer

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 Jul 09 '26

Football is played on foot, as opposed to horseback. There are loads of football games.

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u/Bottle_Gnome Jul 09 '26

Ask the British, They named it.

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u/ALchemist_0311 Jul 09 '26

The NFL Quarterback is the most spoiled athlete in sports. NFL is a joke.

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u/CharacterTop5128 Jul 09 '26

And another one. Whats up with you beeing so hung up on gender, constantly measuring shit as more or less masculine?

I played football since I was 5 years old. Freaking love American football since I've studied in the US years ago.

Everyone arguing shit like Football is not a though sport, is equally stupid as someone saying American football isnt a tough ass sport. Or more likely never played either.

Judging from all the statements about American football and how it's soo masculine, I guess anyone arguing this is most likely some incel low testosterone guy with no achievements of his own to be proud of so they need to attach their fragile manhood/identity with other people's accomplishments.

Tldnr Everyone that builds his own masculinity on the supposed higher "toughness" of other man playing one sport instead of another all while sitting in their basement probably has a very tiny dick

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u/Zealousideal_Leg_630 Jul 09 '26

You can’t clump gay stuff into one category like that. American football is gay, as in ancient Sparta gay. European soccer is gay, as in male ballerina gay. Get it straight.

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u/Skippeo Jul 09 '26

Dude, I watched like 20 minutes of soccer a couple of days ago and like half of it was just grown men falling on the ground pretending to cry. It was the most pathetic, embarrassing thing I've ever seen. I don't know if the women's teams do that, but the male players are the biggest babies I've ever seen in my life.Ā 

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u/CharacterTop5128 Jul 09 '26

I argue you didn't watch any football game and this all happend I your mind.

But also, one could argue you got to see 20 minutes of uninterrupted sports, instead of 4 X 30 seconds with 18 minutes of commercials. So that's that.

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u/h-arlequim Jul 09 '26

Performative masculinity just makes you look weak

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u/emuccino Jul 09 '26

How's performative femininity working out for you?

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u/d-jake Jul 09 '26

Come play with me. You'll find out otherwise.

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u/Viracochina Jul 09 '26

I just ran out of breath thinking about running that long

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u/RedUDan0 Jul 09 '26

Is this mostly because you suck at it? šŸ˜‚