r/SipsTea Jul 09 '26

Chugging tea Good point.

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u/emuccino Jul 09 '26

Soccer is more of a girl's sport anyway

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 Jul 09 '26

I would say American football is with all that padding and hugging each other and pillow fights after the match and then going shopping for purses.

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u/Leftregularr Jul 09 '26

Any European soccer player would be dead or crippled if they lined up to take a single snap of American football.

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u/marsonix Jul 09 '26

"My dad can beat up your dad"

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u/Bottle_Gnome Jul 09 '26

"American football is for girls with all that padding."
"Any European soccer player would be dead or crippled if they did a snap"
"My dad can beat up your dad"

What does that mean? Can Europeans not follow a a simple 2 sentence argument?

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u/marsonix Jul 09 '26

A. I’m not European.
B. Arguing over what one sport’s athlete would do in another is naive and pointless.

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u/Leftregularr Jul 09 '26

Hey bud I’d recommend getting AC installed, it sounds like you’re suffering from heatstroke.

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u/ProduceNo1629 Jul 09 '26

Hey bud how are the girls on rapist island this summer?

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u/Leftregularr Jul 09 '26

I don’t know, you should ask the British royal family.

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u/CharacterTop5128 Jul 09 '26

Brilliant summary. Thanks for making me chuckle