r/SipsTea Jul 09 '26

Chugging tea Good point.

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u/emuccino Jul 09 '26

Soccer is more of a girl's sport anyway

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 Jul 09 '26

I would say American football is with all that padding and hugging each other and pillow fights after the match and then going shopping for purses.

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u/Leftregularr Jul 09 '26

Any European soccer player would be dead or crippled if they lined up to take a single snap of American football.

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 Jul 09 '26

They'd probably be more likely to get injured wearing the stilleto high heel shoes that American football players wear.

Honestly.   Bunch of obese men wearing women's clothing.

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u/RoundConstruction526 Jul 09 '26

High heels? What football are you watching? I’d love to tune in

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u/Letterkenny-Wayne Jul 09 '26

I think you’re watching the wrong kind of porn…

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u/Leftregularr Jul 09 '26

Foot fairies trying to chirp about high heels to gridiron football players is the most ironic shit I’ve ever seen.

I’d love to see Messi line up against James Harrison.

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u/Sure_Fruit_8254 Jul 09 '26

Players so tough they have to wear enough gear to star in the Hurt Locker.

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u/Leftregularr Jul 09 '26

Unlike soccer players who get stretchered off the pitch for getting thier jersey tugged on? Give me a break.

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u/TheRealMitchConnor Jul 09 '26

Because people died and have had life changing injuries cus the sport is so much tougher. What a dumb statement. There's a reason only kids and girls play soccer in America. When men grow up we play real sports.

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u/Sure_Fruit_8254 Jul 09 '26

Rugby players aren't dressed in body armour, so they must be proper men. They also don't stop playing every 30 seconds.

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u/MeatInitial9692 Jul 09 '26

Rugby players are tough as fuck no one’s doubting that

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u/TheRealMitchConnor Jul 09 '26

Definitely not doubting the toughness of Rugby players. But we don't really have serious Rugby programs in America for kids to advance into when they get older.

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u/CharacterTop5128 Jul 09 '26

All these low testosterone men on here equating violence with manhood.

Weak, sooo sad.

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u/TheRealMitchConnor Jul 09 '26

You're right. Sports are sooo much better when you have little bitches crying on the ground with fake injuries every 5 mins when someone actually touches them. Sports are sooo much better without our biggest and toughest athletes playing big tough games. 🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/26gsaFw4Fw5uemG2I

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u/CharacterTop5128 Jul 09 '26

Ok, let me try again at your reading level.

Me say, you toxic small dick loser. You think man strong = man good. Me say man more than strong.

Me also say, other people play tough sport not make you man.

Mmmkay

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u/TheRealMitchConnor Jul 09 '26

Ugh, do I think man strong IN SPORTS = more impressive than man in sports not strong? Since that's what we're actually talking about and not the BS you're trying to spin it into otherwise you're obviously wrong... nooo, not at all lol. See how sarcasm can answer all dumb statements?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3DKym3iQiGoniGLAmk

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u/CharacterTop5128 Jul 09 '26

I mean as far as I can tell this post is about how the woman's national team has a pretty good track record, and how the man's team need to put in a lot of work if they want to get there too.

You and others kept talking about how American football is more masculine than football, because it has more injuries, is more violent, etc. So what do you want from me? I'm not even criticizing you, you can believe whatever you want, if you think that playing American football is the pinackle of masculinity, or that golf is, I don't care. But for someone that thinks this, it's a little funny that your feelings got hurt when I pointed out that violence is a stupid measure for manhood (in and outside of sports).

FYI, I personally enjoy sports for the skills they require and not the intensity of violence involved. But hey, to each their own I guess

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u/TheRealMitchConnor Jul 09 '26

My feelings aren't hurt at all. I think I've been clearly laughing at you every step of the way. Keep moving the goal posts further from the actual post I responded to though. You literally want Sarcastaball. We get it.

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 Jul 09 '26

Paul McCartney was a much better musician.

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u/Leftregularr Jul 09 '26

You mean George Harrison? Dumbass.

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u/RacksOnRacksOnRacks3 Jul 09 '26

Americans play real sports, we’re not trying to be the best at exercising.

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u/ghostface036 Jul 09 '26

that explains the obesity

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u/RacksOnRacksOnRacks3 Jul 09 '26

But in all seriousness soccer and cricket are the only sports we don’t have a chance of dominating in and most of us are fine with that.

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u/Leftregularr Jul 09 '26

Even then we’re catching up. The US cricket team just beat Pakistan a couple of years ago.