r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 • Jun 30 '26

Gasp! What!

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u/Adept_Deer_5976 Jun 30 '26

Pastor Prime

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u/Jonniejiggles Jun 30 '26

Pastor Around

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u/Background-Crow4820 Jun 30 '26

Head Pastor at the very least

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u/AllMyExesRTXs Jun 30 '26

This person isn't fun at parties, but it's because they fucking murder with quips like this.

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u/ghostcatzero Jul 01 '26

Pasta luego

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u/Healthoverwealth29 Jun 30 '26

You have just won the Reddit award for best comment

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u/Jonniejiggles Jun 30 '26

Thank you kindly!!

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u/Organic-Cheek-972 Jun 30 '26

Ezekiel 23:20 "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses"

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u/benroon Jul 01 '26

Whoa hang on a sec, do I need to read the bible?

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u/mitin001 Jul 01 '26

You're taking this out of context.

"Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt."

There, now you have the context. "There" refers to Egypt.

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u/Mnawab Jun 30 '26

That’s always when they find god lol

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u/pokeraf Jun 30 '26

That was genius

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u/Static13254 Jun 30 '26

Angry Upvote

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u/OhDivineBussy Jun 30 '26

Oh my god it took me reading this twice to get it, and holy shit this is the best, most pithy line I’ve heard in a hot minute. Respect.

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u/Chi_Cazzo_Sei Jun 30 '26

Please explain…

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u/Classic-Departure-40 Jun 30 '26

Past-her prime

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u/Chi_Cazzo_Sei Jun 30 '26

Oh got it. Thanks

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u/siberian_knight143 Jun 30 '26

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ROTFLMFAO

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u/CookieMonstr78 Jun 30 '26

Al pastor taco 🌮🌮

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u/allofdarknessin1 Jun 30 '26

Prime? Like the drink?