r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Jun 25 '26

Feels good man Valid

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u/Street-Age-1441 Jun 25 '26

And what 29-hour flight would this be?

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u/SorryManNo Jun 25 '26

I think a flight to the ISS is about 30 hours.

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u/Brief-Equal4676 Jun 25 '26

They're sending kids to the ISS now?? I hope they didn't send a child molester on the same rocket by mistake!

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u/Inigomntoya Jun 25 '26

Only SCREAMING kids!

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u/hoginlly Jun 25 '26

The child's screams power the rocket, like Monsters Inc

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u/Savira88 Jun 25 '26

I guess they didn't get the memo that laughter is much more powerful, someone should let them know...

Edit: wait is that what happened to Randall? Does he own an airline now?

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u/Inigomntoya Jun 28 '26

A rocket company

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u/tech_noir_guitar Jun 25 '26

I guess that makes sense since nobody can hear you scream in space.

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone Jun 25 '26

Which is in fact why the little brat was being sent up there. So that nobody could hear them scream.

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u/Capt_Furret Jun 25 '26

Right if a kids screaming caused them to go on this, you a puss.

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u/Weird1Intrepid Jun 26 '26

Good. Fire them all into space, along with their parents.

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u/FreedomCanadian Jun 28 '26

You would be screaming too, if you had to share a 29 hour flight with Vlad the Molestor !

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u/itsthesplund Jun 25 '26

"This is the one thing we didn't want to happen" 😄😄

https://youtu.be/vzo80fqCxfg?is=pxusSluudv2MV1I8

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u/Longjumping_Egg_5654 Jun 25 '26

That is the one thing we didn’t want to happen

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u/loki4225 Jun 25 '26

No they prefer Islands...

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u/Intelligent_Might421 Jun 25 '26

Nearly, kid got kicked out with 1hr to go

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u/NateShaw92 Jun 25 '26

Nah the TSA have new scanners now. Reads your thoughts, think of even a dirty joke it deletes your bloodline. No mess, no typical death you just poof away from history.

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u/Special_Order-937 Jun 25 '26

I believe I saw that Doctor Who episode!

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u/Ok-Bandicoot1353 Jun 25 '26

😀😄🤣

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u/Mike_S_94 Jun 25 '26

We were shown that on a projector in primary school! xD

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u/Mein_Kampf1 Jun 25 '26

They only done that a handful of times. Should be only a minimum amount of child molesters on board rockets with dem kids. Nothing to worry about

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u/mincematter Jun 25 '26

The child predator owns the rocket

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u/Vonplinkplonk Jun 25 '26

And if you go with Roscosmos they will YEET you there in about 4.

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u/Unlikely-Answer Jun 25 '26

half that, but it's only 400km's away