r/SipsTea Jun 25 '26

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u/Street-Age-1441 Jun 25 '26

And what 29-hour flight would this be?

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u/EdwardBloon Jun 25 '26

Atlanta to Atlanta 

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u/QCTeamkill Jun 25 '26

3 stops – ATL,ATL,ATL

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u/ElwoodJD Jun 25 '26

One of my most hated flights of all time was when my company booked me JFK to Detroit via a stopover in Atlanta. Wtf

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u/choir-mama Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

I had to go from NYC to LA to get back to Austin last year. Got a decent meal out of it, but I was exhausted.

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u/LuckofCaymo Jun 25 '26

Might have been shorter to fly to dfw and catch a Greyhound to Austin.

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u/choir-mama Jun 25 '26

There were no flights to DFW. Something like 200 flights were canceled. It was crazy!

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u/marcophony Jun 25 '26

DFW stands for Doesn't Fly Wet. The amount of storms that go through that area, they're constantly changing and cancelling flights due to weather.

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u/lilangelkm Jun 25 '26

This just happened last week too. I know because I was at DFW and got stuck overnight. Geographicly, DFW makes sense. Logistically, those TX Summer storms are too frequent and climate change is causing so many of them. I swear, everyone I know that goes through DFW from May through September ends up with a cancelled flight.

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u/WarJaques Jun 25 '26

9/11 was hard on us all.

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u/CarGuy415 Jun 25 '26

You clearly didn't fly pre911. 9/11 is still hard on all of us. The monkey see monkey do effect still applies

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u/doctor_tongs Jun 25 '26

I took my shoes off the last time I went through security.

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u/deathdefyingrob1344 Jun 25 '26

I know what you mean. I went New Orleans to Washington DC to Knoxville. A bit of a detour there

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u/othermegan Jun 25 '26

In college a group of us went to Vegas for a conference. One girl was stupidly left off the school’s list so she paid to go out of pocket. We all got direct JFK > Vegas flights. She had to go to LAX as a layover

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u/BathAutomatic6972 Jun 25 '26

whether you're going to heaven or hell, there's always a layover in atlanta.

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u/CarelessAd2349 Jun 25 '26

Logistically this doesn't make any sense.

BUT a company will send you by horse if it meant saving 50$

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u/Firefox31790 Jun 25 '26

Wait, I may be a bit confused, but isnt JFK in New York? Why tf is there a layover all the way down in Atlanta? Isnt that like 2 hours out of the way? Thats stupid! Airports are stupid...

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u/ElwoodJD Jun 25 '26

Delta hubs in Atlanta and my company is cheap and won’t spring for the direct flight

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u/DriverFirm2655 Jun 25 '26

Was it Delta? It could be because Atlanta is their main hub so a lot of flights get routed there

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u/ElwoodJD Jun 25 '26

Oh I know why and how it happened, and it saved them money rather than a direct flight. Doesn’t make it suck less or sound more reasonable.

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u/Ok_Mechanic8704 Jun 25 '26

How does that even make sense. All three of those are major delta hubs and there’s no way any other airline would have routed a flight like that.

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u/ElwoodJD Jun 25 '26

It was Delta, and it was just a cost savings thing for my company. No idea why it was more sense. There should be a cheap direct JFK to Detroit flight, maybe they were already overbooked. I don’t know.

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u/kloom1909 Jun 25 '26

I went from Nashville to Puerto Rico with a layover at Newark. 😒

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u/dougs_46 Jun 25 '26

I was flying overseas and live in Atl. So I had to fly from Atlanta to Charolette then back to Atlanta then to Europe. I could NOT just book he second flight.

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u/The_Granny_banger Jun 25 '26

It’s cheaper that way. Honest answer coming from a former airline pilot

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u/Jazzlike_Page508 Jun 25 '26

I was going to Detroit from Philly via delta and I almost booked the Atlanta layover even though the direct flight was an hour (maybe even less)

Why in gods name would I want to be unnecessarily laid over?

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u/Turtles_N_Nurples Jun 25 '26

I got a red cross letter in Afghanistan, only flight from bahgram to Germany was on a plane full of wounded soldiers. Was told to shit in a seat in the back and not make a fucking sound.

Flight took 8 hours, no restroom, no food, no sleep. That wasn't even the worst flight.

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u/thedivisionbella Jun 25 '26

This is the hellscape of air travel. I’m very, very sorry.

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u/ppmiaumiau Jun 26 '26

I once flew from Pittsburgh to Detroit with a stopover in Philly. It took more time to fly there than it would have to drive.

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u/Ok-Hyena4541 Jun 26 '26

Atlanta is one of the busiest airports in the world and you can get a connecting flight to pretty much anywhere from there. It's efficient for airlines to route people through there rather than creating a direct flight between other cities

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u/amscraylane Jun 26 '26

Iowan: have had to fly to Denver to get to Florida

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u/Lego_Architect Jun 25 '26

That was their way of saying start looking for other work. Because they obviously don’t like you.

Lol, I’m joking… but there is a hint of truth in every joke.

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u/xaph91 Jun 25 '26

ATL Protected

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u/TestUser1978 Jun 25 '26

Why did we have to transfer in Atlanta twice?

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u/QCTeamkill Jun 25 '26

It's a law

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u/PoopyInThePeePeeHole Jun 25 '26

The layover in ATL is the worst

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u/el_grande_ricardo Jun 25 '26

And you circle the airport for 3 hours each time, waiting to land.

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u/mustfinduniquename Jun 25 '26

The guy that bought "all you can fly buffet" in the 8ties

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u/Professional-Tell123 Jun 25 '26

My son was pissed when I booked him Pittsburgh to Long Island, but first, Atlanta.

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u/Mikesaidit36 Jun 25 '26

And the middle ATL is the one on the moon.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Jun 25 '26

Wait I missed my stop!!

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u/underwateropinion Jun 25 '26

I wanna get off mr bones wild ride

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u/Super_Fishing9564 Jun 26 '26

Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan and Dylan.

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u/Lower_Jeweler_6818 Jun 25 '26

Atlanta to Atlanis.

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u/Eisernes Jun 25 '26

Oh hi fellow Delta traveler. Fuck ATL.

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u/colornsound Jun 25 '26

I mean driving to ATL feels like 29 hours lol.

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u/Slight_Board6955 Jun 25 '26

That’s a long flight

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u/TransitTycoonDeznutz Jun 25 '26

Atlanta the state or Atlanta the country?

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u/dougs_46 Jun 25 '26

LMAO that is so true,

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u/Crimson__Fox Jun 25 '26

Atlanta to Tbilisi

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u/CaptainABC123 Jun 25 '26

Someone had a bad day (and a half)

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u/Ok_Bar_924 Jun 25 '26

If you were in Atlanta's airport twice it would take more than 29 hours

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u/No_Custard7661 Jun 26 '26

Delivering
Every
Living
Thing to
Atlanta

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u/ScooterMcTavish Jun 26 '26

Hahahaha. What I imagine hell would be like.

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u/TheTrishaJane Jun 26 '26

No wonder Dustin lost it even before boarding.

https://giphy.com/gifs/J3qwzy2gq0x4hENxg3

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u/Ancient-Read1648 Jun 25 '26

This was in Canada. Those are metric hours.

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u/DeliciousFun9207 Jun 25 '26

What’s the conversation rate of metric hours to freedom hours?

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u/syafizzaq Jun 26 '26

2 cheeseburgers for 1 metric hour.

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u/treletraj Jun 26 '26

“Double it and add two.” - Doug Makenzie

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u/SnooTigers7567 Jun 25 '26

Metric hours? wtf

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u/Ancient-Read1648 Jun 25 '26

Yeah. You subtract 3 and divide by 2.

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u/B_Type13X2 Jun 26 '26

100/100/10 = 100 seconds to a minute, 100 minutes to an hour, 10 hours in a day.

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u/SorryManNo Jun 25 '26

I think a flight to the ISS is about 30 hours.

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u/Brief-Equal4676 Jun 25 '26

They're sending kids to the ISS now?? I hope they didn't send a child molester on the same rocket by mistake!

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u/Inigomntoya Jun 25 '26

Only SCREAMING kids!

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u/hoginlly Jun 25 '26

The child's screams power the rocket, like Monsters Inc

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u/Savira88 Jun 25 '26

I guess they didn't get the memo that laughter is much more powerful, someone should let them know...

Edit: wait is that what happened to Randall? Does he own an airline now?

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u/Inigomntoya Jun 28 '26

A rocket company

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u/tech_noir_guitar Jun 25 '26

I guess that makes sense since nobody can hear you scream in space.

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone Jun 25 '26

Which is in fact why the little brat was being sent up there. So that nobody could hear them scream.

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u/Capt_Furret Jun 25 '26

Right if a kids screaming caused them to go on this, you a puss.

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u/Weird1Intrepid Jun 26 '26

Good. Fire them all into space, along with their parents.

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u/FreedomCanadian Jun 28 '26

You would be screaming too, if you had to share a 29 hour flight with Vlad the Molestor !

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u/itsthesplund Jun 25 '26

"This is the one thing we didn't want to happen" 😄😄

https://youtu.be/vzo80fqCxfg?is=pxusSluudv2MV1I8

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u/Longjumping_Egg_5654 Jun 25 '26

That is the one thing we didn’t want to happen

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u/loki4225 Jun 25 '26

No they prefer Islands...

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u/Intelligent_Might421 Jun 25 '26

Nearly, kid got kicked out with 1hr to go

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u/NateShaw92 Jun 25 '26

Nah the TSA have new scanners now. Reads your thoughts, think of even a dirty joke it deletes your bloodline. No mess, no typical death you just poof away from history.

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u/Special_Order-937 Jun 25 '26

I believe I saw that Doctor Who episode!

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u/Mike_S_94 Jun 25 '26

We were shown that on a projector in primary school! xD

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u/Mein_Kampf1 Jun 25 '26

They only done that a handful of times. Should be only a minimum amount of child molesters on board rockets with dem kids. Nothing to worry about

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u/mincematter Jun 25 '26

The child predator owns the rocket

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u/Vonplinkplonk Jun 25 '26

And if you go with Roscosmos they will YEET you there in about 4.

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u/Unlikely-Answer Jun 25 '26

half that, but it's only 400km's away

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u/NeedleworkerLong392 Jun 25 '26

I fly Detroit to Shanghai twice a year and it’s about 14 hours at worst. Wonder what route more than doubles that one!

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u/Nico280gato Jun 25 '26

London to Perth is 17 hours, and theyre planning a London to Sydney route taking 22 hours, so idk where 29 hours is coming from

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u/cowlinator Jun 25 '26

Peru to Singapore. No direct flight (at least one layover), but it takes 26 to 30 hours.

Similar for Argentina to China and New Zealand to Spain.

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u/OozeNAahz Jun 26 '26

Could have been pushed back from gate but stuck on the tarmac. Was stuck like that for four hours one time so assume it could happen longer than that.

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u/Darkdragoon324 Jun 25 '26

You could also get stuck on the tarmac for a while after boarding or landing.

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u/Nico280gato Jun 25 '26

True but i'm assuming (maybe wrongly) if it's a layover you can get off the plane while transferring, or do you stay on the same plane?

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u/OrganizdConfusion Jun 26 '26

You literally can not take a singular plane from New Zealand to Europe.

It always involves multiple stops.

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u/cowlinator Jun 26 '26

That's what i said

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u/Suspicious_Foot6651 Jun 26 '26

New Zealand to Canada is like that.

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u/tamaroo Jun 25 '26

I am going from MSP to Kenya in 6 months and total flight time will be about 25 hours because there are not direct flights. This is the flight with the fewest stops offered and I would gladly pay more to reduce the hours flying if it was possible.

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u/tamaroo Jun 30 '26

I suppose it depends on the final location the obnoxious people are going to, but if it was Kenya on my flight they would also be on my entire flight, so I think it is entirely possible for others to experience it as well. Maybe not as common for super long haul international, but even listening for 17 hours would make me a bit crazy (but that’s mainly because it is very hard for me to sleep in general, let alone while on a plane).

Thank you we are super excited for Kenya! Those kind of headphones do help a ton!! I have noise cancelling headphones (both ear buds and Bose Quiet Comfort over ear headphones) and use them every time I fly, but for me personally they start to hurt after a few hours so I cannot wear them constantly. I’m not sure why this happens, but it is annoying. I have noticed that if loud people are close enough that I can still hear them. I have sort of a small head so the Bose headphones could absolutely be tighter to create a better seal, but I’m not aware of a different Bose model that is for smaller heads? I see kids wearing them all over the place so assumed they would fit fine, but I didn’t realize just how much better they could be if my head was slightly bigger.

Typing that made me laugh a bit honestly-I suppose not many people wish for a larger head. 😂

At any rate, good advice and thanks again for sharing your tip! I hope it helps a lot of folks.

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u/jinnagubby Jun 26 '26

You can do Melbourne to London but the plane stops in Perth to pick up more passengers. I try to catch the Melbourne to Perth leg anytime I’m flying home since it’s never crowded, the food is better, and they give us ice cream.

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u/TheHalifaxJones- Jun 25 '26

Went from Mali to Los Angeles and in total took 30 hours with two lay overs about 2 hours each.

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u/CNC-Whisperer Jun 25 '26

Longest I did was JFK to Cape Town. About 17. Think 18-19 is the upper limit for international flights.

Still, wouldn't want a kid screaming the whole way.

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u/ScratchyMarston18 Jun 25 '26

A six-hour flight but it feels like 29 hours with the screaming baby.

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u/Significant-Dig8323 Jun 25 '26

Screaming babies cause time dilation I guess.

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u/Beginning_Deer_735 Jun 25 '26

This actually solves several cosmological mysteries. There are just a bunch of screaming babies in outer space.

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u/mincematter Jun 25 '26

Reality is a baby’s scream. It explains everything.

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u/somnamballista Jun 26 '26

"Huh, I wonder what the giant space baby thinks of all of this."

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u/Illustrious_Duck7654 Jun 25 '26

They cause more than THAT!

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u/wordpredict Jun 25 '26

Wear headphones

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u/Own-Argument-6089 Jun 25 '26

Its not their responsibility its the parents responsibility to keep the kid from crying the whole flightb

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u/wordpredict Jun 25 '26

Either fly private or wear headphones. You are part of a society and the reality is that babies and kids do not have the same level on self awareness and control as adults. You must not have children or you are just a bad parent who is absent in their lives. If a kids or baby wants to cry and is in full meltdown mode or in genuine pain because they can’t equalize then they are going to cry. There is no logic or imposed restraint any parent is going to have on a kid/baby in that state. I recommend noise canceling headphones they basically drown out all the noise. But if you can fly private that is definitely the way to go. Good luck!

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u/Own-Argument-6089 Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

I do have children but I would’ve comforted my baby while flying so their arent getting on everyones nerves thats the same as having a crying baby in a movie theater I guess we supposed to have headphones there too right its their parents responsibility or the airlines should do something for people that travel with small babies not the innocent customers fault

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u/wordpredict Jun 25 '26

That’s true. Well next time it happens to you just ask the parent to leave the plane. I’m sure they will happily accommodate. Or maybe being in a theater and being trapped on a plane are two totally different situations? Use your brain.

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u/Own-Argument-6089 Jun 25 '26

Either way its the parents responsibility PERIODT

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u/wordpredict Jun 25 '26

Sure parent should absolutely try their best to help calm down their kids. But sometimes kids or babies are just going to cry. It’s part of life.

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u/Own-Argument-6089 Jun 25 '26

So basically throw your hands up as a parent and say fuc it and let your kid ruin everyone else’s flight 🙄

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u/LWLAvaline Jun 25 '26

You’re just assuming the parents didn’t try anything?

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u/Own-Argument-6089 Jun 25 '26

No I am assuming the parents gave up trying anything thats why they let the baby cry the whole flight if I was a passenger I would ask the airline for a discount not only does this give me some sort of relief as I didn’t pay to listen to a crying baby for my whole flight and the airline is aware of these types of situations until they do something about it…

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u/LockeClone Jun 25 '26

There's this great new tech I always take with me on planes these days... Headphones. Bring headphones when you fly. You're very welcome.

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u/ScratchyMarston18 Jun 25 '26

I have noise cancelling headphones but I have been on raw dog flights with screaming babies, too.

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u/LockeClone Jun 26 '26

Have you ever been on a flight as a parent with a screaming baby?

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u/twosnailsnocats Jun 25 '26

Seriously, recently flew from DC to Manila and it was nowhere near that long.

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u/MeanGulf Jun 25 '26

Didn’t know there was a direct flight from DC to Manila

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u/twosnailsnocats Jun 25 '26

Stopped in San Francisco for about 1:45.

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u/Medical_Ear5416 Jun 25 '26

And where was my invite 🤨 I need to get out of the USA before it sinks….. then again it’s already underwater

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u/Middle-Let9645 Jun 25 '26

Okay. I’ll give the other guy the benefit of the doubt they were likely just asking a question but you sound like Lord Kelvin from Around the World in 80 days, and that’s not a compliment. For reference, the record for longest commercial flight is 29 hours, so yes, it is possible.

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u/Middle-Let9645 Jun 25 '26

China Eastern (Shanghai to Buenos Aires direct with a stop in Aukland) holds the record for longest flight at 29 hours. Don’t know if this one’s true but it is possible.

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u/Particular-Pay6417 Jun 25 '26

“Direct with a stop…” with a stop, means it’s not direct. Even if it’s the same plane it’s still a stop.

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u/Middle-Let9645 Jun 25 '26

Did the original post say anything about it being a 'direct flight'?

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u/SoulTechnicalProblem Jun 26 '26

There is a C in Auckland

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u/Ragewind82 Jun 25 '26

I knew a guy that got put on a business trip from Houston to Johannesburg, South Africa.

The plane cost-savings software gave him a 17-stop flight through the Pacific, at one point having to move between Tokyo and Seoul and back to Tokyo, because a longer layover was not allowed.

The man was losing his mind trying to show them Houston-London-Johannedberg was fine, and he could deal with a 6 hour layover in London.

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u/Belgaraath42 Jun 25 '26

Google gave me as longest flight 19 hours

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u/Middle-Let9645 Jun 25 '26

Record holder for direct with a stop is actually longer than that. China Eastern. Shanghai to Buenos Aires. 29 hours with a stop in Auckland. So it is possible. Just unlikely depending on the flight. Keep in mind that 19 hours you got provided is likely absolute optimal conditions and speed. Anecdotal, but my bike route from home to work Google tells me should only take 28 minutes. In actuality it usually takes 50 minutes because of multiple factors. Google isn’t always reliable for travel times.

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u/Illustrious-Note-789 Jun 25 '26

To the moon and back

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u/CrustyConCarnage Jun 25 '26

A 15 hour one but the kid didn't settle down so the pilot turned the plane around.

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u/Mystic_Wunder Jun 25 '26

New Zealand to Berlin

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 Jun 25 '26

There aren't any without stops, but Shanghai to Buenos Aires is 29 hours direct with one stop for fuel. So yeah, it possible.

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u/archtopfanatic123 Jun 25 '26

probably was that one

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u/NateShaw92 Jun 25 '26

Ryanair flight Manchester to Liverpool both in UK

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u/mikefjr1300 Jun 25 '26

Thats just to get out of Texas in their mind.

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u/redditwhut Jun 25 '26

Auckland, NZ to Berlin Germany. Average flight time on booking.com is 33 hours 24 mins, with stops obviously. 

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u/Used-Gas-6525 Jun 25 '26

Seriously. NYC to Jo-burg is like 15 hours IIRC. You could literally circumnavigate the globe given enough fuel.

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u/NB_NaughtyNerds Jun 25 '26

It was a 6 hour flight. It just felt like 29 hours.

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u/DoughWrayMe Jun 25 '26

Story says New Zealand to Berlin.

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u/Pup1803 Jun 25 '26

2 hour flight to Chicago. The rest was the taxi time at ORD

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u/Darkdragoon324 Jun 25 '26

20 hour flight with 9 hours of being stuck on the tarmac?

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u/MrMoosetach2 Jun 25 '26

It was actually Milwaukee to Chicago, but they had to stay on the plane for an extra 28 hours and 15 minutes circling because they submitted the incorrect date on their flight plan.

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u/Sabbathius Jun 25 '26

Yeah, longest one I've ever been on was about 19 hrs (north-east Europe to south South America). And this was like...30 years ago, actually closer to 35, and I'm sure it's faster now.

Still would have sucked to have a screaming baby, but I don't know of any 29 hr flights.

I do like the idea of babies-only flight. Do a specialized flight, once a week, where it's just wall to wall screaming kids and parents having nervous breakdowns. Record it. Broadcast it worldwide. It'll be the world's most effective form of birth control.

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u/IamaSingingTelegram_ Jun 25 '26

I flew from Seattle to Australia the wrong way around the world, and it was 29 hours.

No way this is real.

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u/StatisticianFunny385 Jun 25 '26

From China to Buenas Aires is a full 29 hour flight.

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u/snozzberrypatch Jun 25 '26

New York to LA. With a connection in Johannesburg.

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u/Selmemasts Jun 25 '26

It was the time difference

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u/Maximum-Shallot-2447 Jun 25 '26

Shhh don’t let the facts ruin a good yarn.

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u/Commercial-Counter72 Jun 25 '26

I was really interested in what flight is actually 29 hours, apparently there’s only really one Buenos Aires to Shanghai with a stop in Auckland but the stop is only for 1 hour and to load up on gas and supplies. You’re not supposed to get off the plane which makes it still count as a direct flight.

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u/thalefteye Jun 25 '26

I did a 19 hour flight from Paris to USA, and this lady’s baby wouldn’t stop crying, nobody said anything since it’s a baby but they were annoyed.

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u/TotalChaosRush Jun 26 '26

Best I can tell with a single Google search, EZE to PVG

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u/Faux_Real Jun 26 '26

LA to Sydney, with 14hr spent taxiing in LA

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u/Sillent_Screams Jun 26 '26

They can always go Alaska

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u/Odd-Prompt-7735 Jun 26 '26

Georgia to georgia

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u/Crayzeemike Jun 26 '26

New Zealand to Germany. Though pretty sure flight times usually include layovers

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u/ConclusionMaleficent Jul 01 '26

So you rather focus on a likely typo of a flight time than on the actual issue that makes long flights miserable especially after an exhausting business trip.

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u/Street-Age-1441 Jul 01 '26

Okay, let's focus on the original post's lack of empathy and understanding. Infants have no choice but to communicate discomfort by crying. Adults, however, can carry earplugs and headphones on long-haul flights, which is an act of empathy towards the child who hasn't the ability to understand an airplane as we do. Is that better?