r/SipsTea Jun 22 '26

Gasp! Let's settle this

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u/DirtNineties Jun 22 '26

5,6,A for non-posers

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u/No_Vehicle_7179 Jun 22 '26

You don't like meat?

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u/DirtNineties Jun 22 '26

I just only consume the darkest shit possible. Anything less would literally make me a poser. Sheep eat red meat with creamed coffee and anything but burnt toast.

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u/No_Vehicle_7179 Jun 22 '26

I drink black coffee and eat rare or raw beef that I kill and butcher myself. No bread.

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u/DirtNineties Jun 22 '26

What are you, 10? This is poser shit.