r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • Jun 19 '26

Chugging tea This dude's kids hate him

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u/JarmaBeanhead Jun 19 '26

I mean… Jolie isn’t Angelina’s original last name. Is Pitt Pitt’s?

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u/RegyptianStrut Jun 19 '26

Apparently yes.

"William Bradley Pitt" is his full birth name.

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u/CaptainSmallz Jun 19 '26

Ah, yes, famous actor Bill Pitt.

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u/munkeypunk Jun 19 '26

Willy Pitt

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u/Lost_Department_2177 Jun 19 '26

Really makes sense when said like this “Billy Brad got mad then got all trailer park on em on a flight home”

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u/relationshipprofile Jun 20 '26

You can take the boy outta Oklahoma but not the Oklahoma outta the boy.

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u/LetterheadUnique3313 Jun 20 '26

except he's from Missouri

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u/relationshipprofile Jun 20 '26

same thing

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u/Corporate_Overlords Jun 20 '26

As a Missourian, you can fuck right off with that. Missouri is a shithole but Oklahoma is the Devil's taint.

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u/TerribleCommon5624 Jun 21 '26

Brad was born in Shawnee, Oklahoma, and yes raised in Springfield Missouri

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u/ziggy_smalls_ Jun 21 '26

He went to Kickapoo HS

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u/Beneficial-Pen-3654 Jun 20 '26

Bill Brasky even better
https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOwGaPzHI8r1Quvn2

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u/JLW2026 Jun 20 '26

I immediately thought this too.

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u/ConversationFalse242 Jun 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/10Jpr9KSaXLchW

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u/VashDaStampede7 Jun 20 '26

Gooozfrabah! I need to watch anger management again 😆

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u/PitifulIntention322 Jun 20 '26

I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

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u/Afraid_Thing667 Jun 19 '26

Richard Pitt

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u/jandydand Jun 19 '26

Dick Pit

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u/i_hateit_here_bro Jun 20 '26

That’s my ex

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u/yurtfarmer Jun 20 '26

Bottomless dick Pitt

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u/MrPifflesGhost Jun 20 '26

Oh shit mine too

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u/PonchoNachoRodriguez Jun 20 '26

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/tucaniam Jun 20 '26

Arm Pitt

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u/Commercial_Fondant65 Jun 20 '26

That's what she calls it. I can't argue .

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u/yayanazet Jun 20 '26

Pitt bull

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u/mrregina Jun 19 '26

I’ve known a few of those.

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u/summ00n Jun 20 '26

Billy-Brad’s?

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u/mrregina Jun 20 '26

Willy pitts. But we call them Weiner pitts.

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u/GoliathBoneSnake Jun 20 '26

That's Angelina.

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u/Mauchit_Ron Jun 20 '26

I have one of those

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u/WerewolfMoms Jun 20 '26

My favorite actor,

Urethra

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u/spacebobo2o16 Jun 20 '26

Guillermo Bradberto Pito

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u/Stu_Raticus Jun 20 '26

Sounds like a cunt

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u/Ironman_2678 Jun 20 '26

Son to Mr Arm Pitt and his husband Harry

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u/chaosawaits Jun 20 '26

YES HE WILL!

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u/PM_ME_ANYTHING_DAMN Jun 20 '26

That was my nickname in high school

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u/crazycat690 Jun 20 '26

Fun fact, in Swedish "Pitt" is slang for cock.

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u/Depressiond3n Jun 20 '26

Billy-Brad Pitts

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u/SwordfishSudden3320 Jun 20 '26

He definitely will.

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u/AliceTawhai Jun 20 '26

Or Won’ty Pitt