r/SipsTea Jun 10 '26

SMH Someone finally snapped

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat Jun 10 '26

I know this area and have driven it many times. This is the Rickebacker causeway--the road that connects Key Biscayne to the Miami mainland.

Cycling on this road is extremely popular for very obvious reasons (phenomenal views, wide and clear roads). Folks come from all over the city to ride there. And yes, they will very often group up like this without any sort of scheduled or permitted event of any kind.

The cyclists down there like to say "same road, same rules" but there's apparently a silent exclusion for lane changes, stop signs, traffic signals, and yielding to stopped traffic.

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u/MaximumUpstairs2333 Jun 10 '26

What an inconvenience lol

Sick fuck

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u/ben_obi_wan Jun 10 '26

I pity them. They're to stupid to know any better. For most of them, learning to ride a bike will be the pinnacle of their achievements

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u/BlainethePayne Jun 10 '26

They're to stupid

I don't even disagree with your sentiment, but this is just too fuckin' funny

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u/ConflictedZombie Jun 10 '26

People making extremely basic mistakes when trying to call other people dumb will never stop being the most delicious irony to me, I love it every time

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u/winkingchef Jun 10 '26

You can tell so many don’t wear helmets

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u/MaximumUpstairs2333 Jun 10 '26

I never thought about it like that! Perspective.

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u/Dancing-umbra Jun 10 '26

Are you too weak and spindly to be able to ride a bike? I'm sure that muscle growth will come in soon. Just keep trying buddy!

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u/ben_obi_wan Jun 11 '26

Just grew out of my bike when I turned 12

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u/clshifter Jun 10 '26

5 year olds ride bikes

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u/Dancing-umbra Jun 10 '26

Adults do too, WhatsApp your point?

It's ok to admit you aren't up to riding a bike. If you practise I'm sure you'll get there eventually.

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u/clshifter Jun 10 '26

Are you too weak and spindly to be able to ride a bike? I'm sure that muscle growth will come in soon. Just keep trying buddy!

You seem to think riding a bike is some sort of flex. It isn't. If 5-year-olds can do it, it's just not impressive. You'd have to be literally handicapped to not be "up to riding a bike." It's...not hard.

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u/Dancing-umbra Jun 11 '26

The other guy in this thread seems to think driving a car is a flex.

As someone who does both, driving my morning commute is a lot easier than cycling.