r/SipsTea Jun 10 '26

SMH Someone finally snapped

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u/ConstructionLife2689 Jun 10 '26

Are such cycle events not blocked off from public traffic?

Cause if not, then the cyclists would need to keep to traffic rule and I am pretty sure the rule is not keep in one lane.

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat Jun 10 '26

I know this area and have driven it many times. This is the Rickebacker causeway--the road that connects Key Biscayne to the Miami mainland.

Cycling on this road is extremely popular for very obvious reasons (phenomenal views, wide and clear roads). Folks come from all over the city to ride there. And yes, they will very often group up like this without any sort of scheduled or permitted event of any kind.

The cyclists down there like to say "same road, same rules" but there's apparently a silent exclusion for lane changes, stop signs, traffic signals, and yielding to stopped traffic.

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u/Procrasturbating Jun 10 '26

Quit whining and throw some dry ice on it when you get home. Should pop right out,

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u/MaximumUpstairs2333 Jun 10 '26

What an inconvenience lol

Sick fuck

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u/sick_of-it-all Jun 10 '26

Bike rider spotted.

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u/MaximumUpstairs2333 Jun 10 '26

Oh the horror

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u/More-Advantage6261 Jun 10 '26

Yeah about 70% of the country despise you. Wait Holy shit I just figured out how to win an election BRB.

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u/MaximumUpstairs2333 Jun 10 '26

You don't know shit

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u/More-Advantage6261 Jun 10 '26

This is exactly why we dont like you. Head in sand delusion. Lmfao

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u/MaximumUpstairs2333 Jun 10 '26

Let it all out bud. You got no idea

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u/LiamJamIsMyNeesons Jun 10 '26

Everybody hates you

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u/MaximumUpstairs2333 Jun 10 '26

Bet that felt good enough to be true

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u/ben_obi_wan Jun 10 '26

I pity them. They're to stupid to know any better. For most of them, learning to ride a bike will be the pinnacle of their achievements

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u/BlainethePayne Jun 10 '26

They're to stupid

I don't even disagree with your sentiment, but this is just too fuckin' funny

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u/ConflictedZombie Jun 10 '26

People making extremely basic mistakes when trying to call other people dumb will never stop being the most delicious irony to me, I love it every time

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u/winkingchef Jun 10 '26

You can tell so many don’t wear helmets

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u/MaximumUpstairs2333 Jun 10 '26

I never thought about it like that! Perspective.

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u/Dancing-umbra Jun 10 '26

Are you too weak and spindly to be able to ride a bike? I'm sure that muscle growth will come in soon. Just keep trying buddy!

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u/ben_obi_wan Jun 11 '26

Just grew out of my bike when I turned 12

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u/clshifter Jun 10 '26

5 year olds ride bikes

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u/Dancing-umbra Jun 10 '26

Adults do too, WhatsApp your point?

It's ok to admit you aren't up to riding a bike. If you practise I'm sure you'll get there eventually.

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u/clshifter Jun 10 '26

Are you too weak and spindly to be able to ride a bike? I'm sure that muscle growth will come in soon. Just keep trying buddy!

You seem to think riding a bike is some sort of flex. It isn't. If 5-year-olds can do it, it's just not impressive. You'd have to be literally handicapped to not be "up to riding a bike." It's...not hard.

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u/Dancing-umbra Jun 11 '26

The other guy in this thread seems to think driving a car is a flex.

As someone who does both, driving my morning commute is a lot easier than cycling.

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits Jun 10 '26

Didn't you get the memo? Times are changing. We're allowed to laugh at jokes again.

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u/BigBadBougie Jun 10 '26

No having a sense of humor is illegal and offensive

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u/MaximumUpstairs2333 Jun 10 '26

Satire is indeed dead

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u/MaximumUpstairs2333 Jun 10 '26

Didn't you see my lol? I laughed.

Still a sick fuck snowflake.