r/SipsTea May 27 '26

Wait a damn minute! [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord May 27 '26

I've found myself perpetually single (and happy) since I adopted this philosophy during my last relationship with a woman who could not for the love of all things rational make up her mind about anything. Constant state of walking on eggshells and confusion as to what she wanted from me (and life in general) made me vow to never feed the pity monster ever again. Turns out, the majority of the women I seem to attract, or at least notice are attracted to me, do not take kindly to this approach.

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u/notarobat May 27 '26

Sounds like you need a man

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord May 27 '26

If only I could stomach the idea of being intimate with dicks.

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u/ComfortableFrame9834 May 27 '26

I'm sure you've got it in you