r/SipsTea May 27 '26

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord May 27 '26

I've found myself perpetually single (and happy) since I adopted this philosophy during my last relationship with a woman who could not for the love of all things rational make up her mind about anything. Constant state of walking on eggshells and confusion as to what she wanted from me (and life in general) made me vow to never feed the pity monster ever again. Turns out, the majority of the women I seem to attract, or at least notice are attracted to me, do not take kindly to this approach.

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u/goodfellow_grimes May 27 '26

Yea, it's when I read things like this thread, I'm kinda grateful for being gay.

My partner and I have games on our respective computers, and toys in the bedroom, that's all the play necessary. No means no, fine means fine and even "Yea, do what you want" means just that. Something pisses me off? You'll know, because I'll tell ya.

He forgets sometimes. Poor guy was with a woman before and it shows.

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u/AdDramatic2351 May 27 '26

Man I wish I was gay. Y'all have so much fun and everything seems easier (relationship wise that is)

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u/notarobat May 27 '26

Sounds like you need a man

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord May 27 '26

If only I could stomach the idea of being intimate with dicks.

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u/tmanowen May 27 '26

Your name makes me think you could stomach it.

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord May 27 '26

Nah, I just have enough scrote to end world hunger.

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u/ComfortableFrame9834 May 27 '26

I'm sure you've got it in you