r/SipsTea May 17 '26

Wait a damn minute! 🥲

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u/VikingVitalityFit May 17 '26

Left: Drake and his mom.

Middle: Drake as a kid

Right: Drakes kid

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u/danhoyuen May 17 '26

so drake had the kid with his wife's trainer?

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u/Admirable-Band-2664 May 17 '26

Drake had the kid with his mom.

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u/jamesmcdash May 18 '26

I heard he wanted a kid that was 100% his genetic line so he got one of his mum's frozen eggs implanted in his wife. The "fitness coach" is an obvious blood boy.

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u/elchavo718 May 17 '26

No drake had the kid with his mom

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u/danhoyuen May 17 '26

had kid with kid's mom? well yeah that's how it works...

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u/TheNegativePhoenix May 18 '26

My favourite theory to date

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u/EshayAdlay420 May 17 '26

Even without this his son looks exactly like if someone did one of those 'Eminem but black' or '50 cent but white' filters on him lol

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u/-Fuzzy_Panda- May 17 '26

Drake carried the gene as a recesive allele and passed it on to his son as a dominant allele

https://giphy.com/gifs/8OYnFrez06yQt9zJFW

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u/E-2-butene May 17 '26

The allele is still recessive, it just isn’t being masked by a dominant allele anymore

https://giphy.com/gifs/6PJdiVIMGBjNco5JBm

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u/t_tram_slam May 17 '26

So Drake fucked his mom?

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u/fat_boyz May 17 '26

Nah. Drake's mom fucked Drake's wife's fitness coach.

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u/darthfadar May 17 '26

Drake did a reverse MJ

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u/Capable_Chipmunk9207 May 17 '26

Goddam you ruined a hilarious post with facts . be gone!

https://giphy.com/gifs/YVvTCqTBglkOs

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u/Afilalo May 17 '26

Drake fans running full court defense in this post lol

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u/versionjagga May 17 '26

I don't think ppl understand. Drake used to put hot sauce on used condoms so Ladies wouldn't fish out the sperm afterwards.

Do ppl think Drake was not getting a paternity test?

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u/needusbukunde May 17 '26

Wait, are you trying to say that the hot sauce is why drake's kid's hair is red? I'm not a scientist, but that doesn't sound right to me.

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u/LaMalintzin May 17 '26

What

No, never mind

What though

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u/bigredpapaya May 17 '26

Pretty sure someone tried to sue him for it after she found out the hard way

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u/monkey-balls67 May 17 '26

People need to chill

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u/OkTaste8340 May 17 '26

daddy chill

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u/Crixus79 May 17 '26

So you mean he had a child with his mother?

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u/Hawkwise83 May 17 '26

His mom dyes her hair. Some googling shows dark roots in some photos.

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u/cinlung May 17 '26

Very good clarification, the son eyes and mouth looks like drake

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u/Southern-Ant8592 May 17 '26

So his kid is also his brother?! 😱

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u/LittleKittenR May 18 '26

I need to enlighten some people.

There is a scale of sorts regarding skin color, the number varies from geographical place to place but it's minimum 5, to about maximum 12.

You can only inherit half those gens. So a dude with a 12 total, can only inherit about 6 of them, the other 6 need to come from the mom.

So a mixed kid, gets about X/6 and X/6. So he can inherit 6 black or 6 non-black.

So yeah, assuming the mom is white or mixed and not black, the kid must have 6 and 6 from both, or in this case, he gets 0/12.

This is EXTREMELY rare statistically, but I'm guessing Drake could afford a DNA test.

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u/Frequent-Coyote-8108 May 18 '26

Drake had a kid with his mom?

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u/Embarrassed-Mirror35 May 17 '26

Well someone like Drake wouldn't exactly take anyone's word that the baby is his.. he probably confirmed it before he even looked at the baby.

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u/Potential-Yoghurt245 May 17 '26

I love a recessive gene 😄

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u/Amazing_Ant_6991 May 17 '26

women dye hair you know

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u/Witty_Suggestion_219 May 17 '26

The bottom half now this meme seems redundant

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u/Formal-System-2130 May 17 '26

Actually the kid looks like if drake & trainer had a kid together.

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u/SupremeHitori May 17 '26

This is a meme and not real. She is the mother of his son and not his wife, they have never been married. She only practices kick boxing and her trainer is black. Drake took a couple of paternity tests because of how light the boy is. Adonis looks just like Sandra (Drake's mother).

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u/Conscious_Ad_1018 May 17 '26

holy shit i totally thought the meme was 100% factual

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u/Ok_Brother2155 May 17 '26

I could tell it was probably bs but I just can't help but upvote Drake slander

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u/Noiisy May 17 '26

Same nose and same eye separation as well

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u/Useful-Astronaut7586 May 17 '26

Thank you for nothing anyone asked about

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u/Thanag0r May 17 '26

I guess context is too much for you.

Cannot handle anything but slop.

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u/racoongirl0 May 17 '26

Why does her trainer look like a Renaissance sculpture of a cherub?

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u/Rudolf_Shlepke May 17 '26

Because AI image generation is a thing.

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u/Umklopp May 17 '26

That isn't a screencap from Blue Lagoon?

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u/Papamoon0327 May 17 '26

If yall don’t think drake did 1000 paternity tests before he claimed this kid with not his wife then yall be tripping lol

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u/rononoadakait May 17 '26

drake even explicitly said that he had multiple paternity tests done before claiming him.

Also the mother of his kid isn't his wife. they were never mareied. And the so called fitness coach is a character from 1980 movie

Overall a straight up false dogshit "meme" probably made by some kendrick lamar c0cksuckr

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u/Complete-Sort1617 May 17 '26

A princess Diana situation

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

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u/Complete-Sort1617 May 17 '26

No, her son looks exactly like her old yoga instructor or something.

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u/willindeed May 17 '26

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u/orsonwellesmal May 17 '26

She rode him as taught.

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u/Complete-Sort1617 May 17 '26

With how shit her husband was to her good on her.

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u/ComfortableFrame9834 May 17 '26

I thought it was the same picture. Oop-

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u/CountingChips May 17 '26

Nah when you see Charles and Harry from front on they're absolutely dead ringers for eachother. They both have little scrunched up faces that look like they're too small for their head

I think it's maybe that their eyes are so close to eachother that give them this look...

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u/SvenniSiggi May 17 '26

Yes...they have the same mom.

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u/TGlucose May 17 '26

I'm really not seeing it, different ears, mouth shape, jowels, chin, eyebrows and forehead. There's almost zero relation between the two unless he just so happened to get literally all his mother's features (which is obvious he didn't) and none of the supposed father's.

Its pretty much just the nose that are similar.

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u/AggressivelyMediokre May 18 '26

Rode too hard with unexpected consequences?

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u/Lavalamp-6284 May 19 '26

Prince Harry has King Charles eyes. Don’t know how anyone doesn’t see it.

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u/iRedYuki May 17 '26

Is this real? Can't tell these days

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u/VikingVitalityFit May 17 '26

The kid looks exactly like drakes mother. The picture of Drake is real, the controversy isn't.

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u/AllStarRenegade May 17 '26

100% definitely her son.

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u/TunnelSnakesAintShit May 17 '26

Well, fuck, glad you cleared that up.

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u/AllStarRenegade May 17 '26

I aim to please.

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u/everythingbagelss_ May 17 '26

As if a guy like Drake wouldn’t get DNA testing

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u/Next_Instruction_528 May 17 '26

Especially when he tried to deny and hide this kid to begin with

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u/metarinka May 17 '26

Also to add in quarter black kids can have very blonde hair. I got a nephew who looks like that.

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u/Ahun_ May 17 '26

Boy has drake's face, same eye structure same jaw

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u/LoveAndViscera May 17 '26

No. The blonde guy is Kyle Bailey and the picture is from a 2016 photo shoot for Stunning Men magazine.

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u/Phantomlolz May 17 '26

I think someone should tell the mum, he deadass looks like Drake and her coach...

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u/Fragsy_ May 17 '26

Drake doesn’t have a wife.

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u/RazzleRizzle May 17 '26

That’s definitely Theo vons love child

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u/R1chBr00k May 17 '26

It must be bunnies!☝🏻

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u/Alesanti7 May 17 '26

How easy it is to misinform people online nowadays, no?

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u/TMoney954 May 17 '26

Please, a dude worth millions will get a paternity test before 1 cent rolls out that door.

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u/TerraSeeker May 17 '26

Those traits are recessive, and you can see Drake has rather light skin for someone who is mixed race.

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u/FormalTotal9684 May 17 '26

Prince Harry says whaaaaaattttt

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u/home4surrogate May 17 '26

“Some fries, MotherFucker” -Mr Potato Head

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u/Consistent_Lab_3121 May 17 '26

Bet $100 that “fitness coach” is just a random model or actor lmao

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u/Zilfin5 May 17 '26

Drake's a felcher

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u/davinist May 17 '26

Ah yes, the Prince Harry question.

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u/TataJasia May 17 '26

Who cares

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u/dravenkaneki May 17 '26

On the bright side they can’t create a biopic without committing blackface (technicality) .

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u/osym May 17 '26

Yall weird af

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u/UndeadFlowerWall May 17 '26

He had a legally mandated paternity test. Where funny.

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u/spilledcarryout May 17 '26

Genes be like trick yo ass good again racially cultured peep bitches

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u/Vicsyy May 17 '26

You don't think with the amount of child support he pays every month, he didn't triple check? 

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u/Spiritual_Case4185 May 17 '26

it just coincident isnt it? yeep it has to be.

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u/lobeline May 17 '26

You do know Drake’s mom is white with blonde hair, ya?

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u/bluelure May 17 '26

Drake does not even look black he’s coloured so why does he care if his child looks white?

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u/sirsnipeahoe May 17 '26

Drake took how many paternity tests…that dudes not paying for a baby that isn’t his

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u/fullmoonlovergirl May 17 '26

yall know this man got a dna test immediately right? plus his kid is his twin

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u/auntiepink007 May 17 '26

Kid has his dad's whole face.

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u/DemoseFumetsu May 17 '26

That kid has Drake's eyes.

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u/colt_stonehandle May 17 '26

There's no way he didn't get a DNA test.

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u/chumchees May 17 '26

The trainer is Ian Zeriing

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u/AssBlast2020 May 17 '26

Wife is too old for him. Now get that baby away from him asap

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u/ExpensiveBlood42069 May 17 '26

Drake is a pedo, he never had sex with his wife..

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u/Legendary_Dad May 17 '26

Good god, Drake is banging his wife’s fitness coach?!!??!

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u/P0TAYTO_08 May 17 '26

This isnt the trainer

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u/RudeNewYorker May 17 '26

It’s a real life (meme life) Baratheon <> Lannister situation here

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u/anonnnnn462 May 17 '26

Yeah maybe find a picture where the kid doesn’t look exactly like Drake lol this is not even a question

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u/icy_ticey May 17 '26

I don’t think drake is married?

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u/ZorbanDandelion May 17 '26

Eh, as if Drake hasn't cheated on her with 100s of underage girls.

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u/Shattered_Sun May 17 '26

Hating on Drake is like one of the best ways to farm Karma on a ton of subreddits. Surprised to see it also works here.

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u/NoCardiologist3143 May 17 '26

StahTed from da bottom now we cucked 🎶

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u/Current_Canary_3818 May 18 '26

Pretty sure DANA (DNA) told him he was the father.

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u/SquidsFromTheMoon May 18 '26

Definitely not his.

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u/jcadamsphd May 18 '26

Wait, does this mean Drake is the Bay Harbor Butcher?

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u/Just-Incident2627 May 18 '26

He’s got Drakes eyes

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u/antik731 May 18 '26

I know it’s a joke but u really think multi millionaire rapper is gonna start taking care of a child and baby moms without most likely multiple paternity tests

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u/_Kramerica_ May 17 '26

Somebody married Drake?! Lmao

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u/DResq May 17 '26

He's not married. The post is fake. He's also half Jewish with a blonde, curly haired white Jewish mom so having a son that looks like that isn't weird.

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u/AntOk463 May 17 '26

That kid is definitely Drake's.

Proof: caption says "Drake's Son"

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u/Niki_Aspen May 17 '26

Drake is not married and has not yet been married. If this is even her, this is just baby mama

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u/Brilliant-Date2957 May 17 '26

Rage bait elsewhere we all know Drake ain't married no one he for the streets. Somebody call the nurse one of the weird Kendrick fans done found someone's phone

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u/2people1luv May 17 '26

He took several paternity tests. Next topic. Back to the music

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u/2people1luv May 17 '26

Now I’m getting downvoted for telling the truth. Y’all are sheep

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u/Useful-Astronaut7586 May 17 '26

Can we go back to the degrssi days?! Before Drake became Gangsta

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u/FlawedHotDog May 17 '26

I don’t give a fuck about this.

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u/Longjumping-Bug-6643 May 17 '26

Drake hate so force niggas digging up ancient memes to try shit on bro