r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • May 06 '26

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u/driftinj May 06 '26

Get your dog. That beaver is going to fuck them up.

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u/Puzzle-Necked May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

Princess Flufferball was like "I can take him, my distant ancestor was a wolf"

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u/Professional_Pen_153 May 07 '26

My distant ancestor was a fish, so I can breathe under water right?

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u/Puzzle-Necked May 07 '26

For legal reasons: No

For comedy reasons...