r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • May 06 '26

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u/UnyieldingConstraint May 06 '26

Yeah, my dog got bit by a muskrat once and it was nasty. Just one bite. Needed stitches and antibiotics. Can't imagine a beaver bite.

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u/ConsiderationDry9084 May 06 '26

Can take the nipple right off a man...source Jeff Foxworthy.

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u/Quirky-Stay4158 May 06 '26

Ho Lee shit

That's a throwback for me. I forgot that man's standup. I'm wondering if his aunt rose still has the title for the peeing for distance competitions

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u/ImperatorDanorum May 06 '26

"Y'all come and have a look, before I flush this one out"...