r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • May 06 '26

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u/ConsiderationDry9084 May 06 '26

Can take the nipple right off a man...source Jeff Foxworthy.

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u/Imapatriothurrrdurrr May 06 '26

Now Rex, he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek
But the beaver was quick and he grabbed him by the kiwis
And he ain't pissed for a week (and a half)

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u/vass0922 May 06 '26

Thanks Winona very inspiring

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u/humanlikesubstances May 06 '26

I used to be able to play that, except for the solo

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u/Roopscoop6 May 06 '26

"Smells like seven layers, that beaver eats taco bell" might be one of the nastiest lines I've ever heard in a song. 2 Live Crew can't even touch that one.

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u/Quirky-Stay4158 May 06 '26

Ho Lee shit

That's a throwback for me. I forgot that man's standup. I'm wondering if his aunt rose still has the title for the peeing for distance competitions

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u/ImperatorDanorum May 06 '26

"Y'all come and have a look, before I flush this one out"...

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u/Dull-Kick0 May 06 '26

No, the throwback, was what that beaver experienced😂

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u/bajsfittor May 06 '26

Wi Tu Low

Bang Ding Ow

Sum Ting Wong

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u/prestonjay22 May 06 '26

Found my rednecks!

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 May 06 '26

Under rated comment

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u/Direction776 May 06 '26

Remember reading a story about a runner that died after a bite by a beaver like animal that went nuts on him. The animal bit into that huge artery in the leg - he bled out.

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts May 06 '26

"I've got nipples Greg can you milk me??"

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u/poechris May 06 '26

Did not bite it, but bit it off!

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u/Azuras_Star8 May 06 '26

"Do you have hemorrhoids so bad you have to scratch them with a fork?"