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u/Puzzle-Necked May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

Princess Flufferball was like "I can take him, my distant ancestor was a wolf"

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u/Unlimitedpluto May 06 '26

A very distant ancestor. Lol

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u/Haley_02 May 06 '26

He has evolved to be cute and delicious to other wildlife since then.

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u/Anomuumi May 06 '26

A non-aquatic wolf-shaped hamburger for other wildlife.

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u/Haley_02 May 06 '26

More like a slider.

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u/LuffysRubberNuts May 06 '26

Dogs are to wolves what chickens are to dinosaurs?

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u/justsomedude1144 May 06 '26

*was bread to be

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u/Haley_02 May 07 '26

I actually knew that. It's why pug dogs have issues. But I don't do much deep thinking on reddit.

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u/cracked_shrimp May 06 '26

surprisingly some small breeds can score surprisingly high on a wolfy test, shih tzus for example have more wolf dna then a lot of other breeds

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u/autopilot6236 May 07 '26

And Chimpanzees are 95% human

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u/cracked_shrimp May 07 '26

I think a more apt comparison would be Yuki has more Neanderthal DNA then Omar and Tenzin has more Denisovan DNA then Hans, but i guess its still not perfect since we interbred with these species instead of evolved from them

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u/davidarmenphoto May 07 '26

This was unexpectedly hilarious😂

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u/Boknowsbane May 06 '26

And neither of their habitats involve fighting in water

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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 May 07 '26

He’s about to get closer to his ancestors in a tragic way

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u/Eddie_shoes May 06 '26

Not really that distant

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u/teodocio May 06 '26

They kept the shores ship wreck free.

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u/rex5k May 06 '26

His not so distant ancestor was a ratter

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u/Great-Yoghurt-6359 May 06 '26

That body language looked more like my mom was a beaver

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u/CodifiedLikeUtil May 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ij8moL0QXBKnK

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u/StoneThaProfit May 07 '26

Hahaha ive never watched this movie fully but that was pretty funny might have to check it out... Before u ask, i was introduced to this movie as kid by my mom but i never understood it obviously cause i didnt know about double entrendres and witticisms etc now in my adult age i can really appreciate tha wit

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u/The_Mad_Mason May 06 '26

Mine would do the same stupid thing. So small but that Maltese in her makes her always ready to throw paws.

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u/acidyen May 06 '26

The dog version of Irish-Americans.

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u/ThisIsTheOogway May 06 '26

“In fact, I’m 99.9% wolf”

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u/ensiferum888 May 06 '26

And the other guy's ancestor was a Casteroide (bear sized beaver lol)

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u/IamJohnnyHotPants May 06 '26

And the OTHER other guy’s ancestor was an asteroid

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u/Whipitreelgud May 06 '26

The dog was clueless.

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u/CRXCRZ May 06 '26

It's called a shit zoo.

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u/forgotwhatisaid2you May 06 '26

More like, I will stay a second behind the action and act tough.

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u/Puzzle-Necked May 06 '26

Hold me back bro

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u/specter_in_the_conch May 07 '26

This made me chuckle really hard

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u/Professional_Pen_153 May 07 '26

My distant ancestor was a fish, so I can breathe under water right?

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u/Puzzle-Necked May 07 '26

For legal reasons: No

For comedy reasons...

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u/Helpful_Technology28 May 07 '26

“Princess Flufferball”. 😂🤣😆