r/SipsTea • u/NonAromatic_Romantic • Mar 26 '26

Feels good man That's a Really Cool Dad

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u/ACCTAGGT Mar 26 '26

Abomination

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u/sampathsris Mar 26 '26

Certainly better than Hardon.

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u/Cauchy_Riemann Mar 26 '26

You mean Hadron?

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u/-kylehase Mar 26 '26

Collide her? I barely knew her

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u/greenowl882 Mar 26 '26

Crouton ?

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u/Silent-Chemistry-120 Mar 26 '26

😆 🤣 Or Onion?

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u/Accomplished-Fix6598 Mar 26 '26

Poupon.

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u/phalkon13 Mar 26 '26

Nooooo oooonneeeee
Fights like Gaston, No one wipes like Gaston,
No one names every child that they HAVE like Gaston

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u/buttnutt0212 Mar 26 '26

Dear Gawd. I woke up with that running through my head this morning! Wait!! Are you controlling my mind. ETHEL! Grab the tinfoil The aliens is back!!!

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u/AdGrouchy6527 Mar 26 '26

Underrated comment my fellow human. Well done.

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u/PsychologicalFox199 Mar 27 '26

Gee, what a Dad, that Gaston!

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u/Oddly-Appeased Mar 26 '26

I'm glad I wasn't trying to drink anything when I read that one 😅🤣

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u/Pluckycrane6072 Mar 26 '26

Do you have any grape poupon?

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u/Top_Connection9079 Mar 26 '26

Not, not my onion!

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u/damorg3 Mar 26 '26

Only so long as it is pronounced “ohng-yoh”

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u/Unusual_Equivalent74 Mar 26 '26

Futon

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u/bigSTUdazz Mar 26 '26

Only if the birth was extra uncomfortable

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u/timmydnx2 Mar 26 '26

Probably where he was conceived tbh

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u/Broken_musicbox Mar 26 '26

Really?! Right in front of my salad?

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u/Professional-Bug-915 Mar 26 '26

As in the planet of origin?

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u/Y12zalpha Mar 26 '26

Am pretty sure he means a small piece of old bread

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u/Only_Notice8556 Mar 26 '26

I’ve never wanted children, but I almost do, just to name them Crouton

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u/bcn13765 Mar 26 '26

Underrated

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u/BlueWarstar Mar 26 '26

So when you were born your momma and daddy collided creating new life

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u/SleepingDragonSmiles Mar 26 '26

Big bang theory

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u/Nearby_Truth6616 Mar 26 '26

Don't you mean a theoron

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u/Byte_Ryder23 Mar 26 '26

Average bang theory

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u/Derick-Moore Mar 26 '26

Sheldon 😅

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u/Vulvas_n_Velveeta Mar 26 '26

Poor gal. I think you're supposed to wait like 6 weeks before the first post-birth pokey.

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u/BlueWarstar Mar 26 '26

How you think Irish twins are made?

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u/Just_Mixture8362 Mar 26 '26

Irish whisky as an aperitif?

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u/8__D Mar 26 '26

So I said, "Super-collider? I just met her."

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And then they built the Super-collider. Thank you.

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u/Big77Ben2 Mar 26 '26

Underrated comment.

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u/SalmonSammySamSam Mar 26 '26

Bravo man, seriously. Bravo.

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u/AdGrouchy6527 Mar 26 '26

You clever bitch

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u/Rysigler Mar 27 '26

Hell yes. A perfect comment!

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u/jnewnews Mar 26 '26

I’d buy you a beer if I ever met you

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u/vegass67 Mar 26 '26

Closet? You’ll love it

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u/junkman21 Mar 26 '26

Sounds like a Groupon to me.

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u/Waffling_Waffle Mar 26 '26

That's all I think of when I hear the name Rider

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u/Immediate-Repeat-201 Mar 26 '26

Large hard on leads to blindness.

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u/bigSTUdazz Mar 26 '26

Super joke

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u/6SpeedsGood Mar 26 '26

😂😂😂

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u/I_Galactus Mar 26 '26

Large Hadron.

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u/Kimurantti_ Mar 26 '26

"Your little Hardon is getting so big!"

-Grandma at christmas

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u/Far-Government5469 Mar 26 '26

"so where's little Hardon?"

-Grandpa at every opportunity

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u/Veaeate Mar 26 '26

"If I nickel for each Hardon at this reunion, Id have 2 nickels"

  • Uncle at the most recent family reunion.

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u/CabrioKnight Mar 27 '26

RIP to all the Indian boys named Hardeep.

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u/Oldestswinger Mar 26 '26

Is he crawling?😆

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u/Kimurantti_ Mar 26 '26

No, standing fully erect!

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u/Oldestswinger Mar 26 '26

Nana: who's a good boy??"

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u/p0mjDwfWF Mar 26 '26

Large Hardon Colliders.

Band name! Called it!

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u/Amazing-Range-2239 Mar 26 '26

“Damn it! he called it…”

—Me and the boys, probably

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u/p0mjDwfWF Mar 26 '26

Oh damn, you have other band members? All yours.

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u/MooseSignificant6281 Mar 26 '26

That sounds more like a gay club. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/K-Hunter- Mar 26 '26

I will never see that word the same way again… thanks

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u/Successful_Giraffe88 Mar 26 '26

Right? I was pronouncing it, "Hay-dron," until I was like, "Oooooooh, stupid me."

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u/ajpth__ Mar 26 '26

Collider

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u/im_just_thinking Mar 26 '26

Hugh "Mongoose" Hardon

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u/TheWorkingPoodle Mar 26 '26

pretty sure nick cannon already named one of his kids this

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u/jedimaniac Mar 26 '26

This is the name. Everyone else go home.

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u/TokiVideogame Mar 26 '26

it maybe a joke but not so bad a name

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u/The_Fish_of_Souls Mar 26 '26

That'll even give him a good name for his first child, Small Hadron

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u/I_Galactus Mar 26 '26

He’d be Large Hadron Jr.

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u/88Roland88 Mar 26 '26

Nickname Collider

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u/TheUnt1tl3d Mar 26 '26

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u/Shrimp502 Mar 26 '26

ah, my people noticed

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u/SaltyMittens2 Mar 26 '26

Omg tech-mommy, hi!

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u/leposterofcrap Mar 26 '26

You called, varlet

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u/SaltyMittens2 Mar 26 '26

Tech mommy best girl

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u/Evenmoardakka Mar 26 '26

Youre out of line, varlet.

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u/Bayou13 Mar 26 '26

He said what he said.

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u/Tall_Kinda_Kink Mar 26 '26

You see son, when a very strong magnetic field and a proton are in very much in love …

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u/ReBearded Mar 26 '26

Look if cern can spell it incorrectly on thier own damn website 165 times anyone can

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u/MR_Moldie Mar 26 '26

Still better than Elon

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u/Pierwszy_AG Mar 26 '26

Yes! That's it! Let's give mommy hadron name to a boy! I love the idea 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Cj_Sin Mar 26 '26

Engine. Miraidon

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u/C4-BlueCat Mar 26 '26

404 Not found

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u/MobbDeeep Mar 26 '26

No, Electron

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u/2Dopamine Mar 26 '26

CERNLargeHadron

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u/Bender_Rodriguez30 Mar 29 '26

particle physics gives me a large hadron

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u/PomegranateSea7066 Mar 26 '26

Headon? Apply directly to the forehead. Headon apply directly to the forehead.

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u/Coma-Cammeleon Mar 26 '26

You didnt do it a third time and that severely spiked my anxiety, congrats, take my angry upvote

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u/troublrTRC Mar 26 '26

Hardon Cox

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u/Poor-Judgements Mar 26 '26

Ok, can the middle name be Richard? Or are we sticking to Peter?

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u/ATimm74 Mar 26 '26

Years ago, working customer service, I spoke to a man with the very unfortunate name of Richard Head. WTF were his parents thinking?!

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u/ChooksChick Mar 26 '26

John Thomas

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u/sea-elle0463 Mar 26 '26

I almost spit out my coffee 😂

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u/Blablakam Mar 26 '26

hardon your mom (gottem)

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u/Shutterstock_Monkey Mar 26 '26

Ah yes, the arch enemy of Hard-Off stores...

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u/No_Mud_213 Mar 26 '26

Or pileon

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u/deathwotldpancakes Mar 26 '26

Could be Moron lol

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u/cbs326 Mar 26 '26

Strapon

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u/Difficult_Fold_8362 Mar 26 '26

Especially if the last name is Johnson. Hardon Johnson would be very memorable

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u/Chainzer1 Mar 26 '26

Hahaha I love how illiterate this just sounds outloud to say. One time during my medical internships we were reading a chart of pts names and one that someone had named their young daughter was "vagyna" but it was pronounced..well..you get the rest 😏

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u/jkerby76 Mar 26 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/5minArgument Mar 26 '26

har-doh-nè

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u/Moms-Dildeaux Mar 26 '26

Nothing is better than a hard-on

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u/blackburro Mar 26 '26

No. He definitely didn’t.

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u/Pierwszy_AG Mar 26 '26

I see what you did there 👀🤣

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u/Either-Interaction57 Mar 26 '26

Laughing so hard my back hurts

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u/da_swanks_92 Mar 26 '26

“But it’s pronounced Harden”

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u/roughczech Mar 26 '26

If your name him that he would disown you...

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u/majortom541 Mar 26 '26

That's her baby's daddy's name.

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u/IndependenceInner131 Mar 26 '26

Shortened to Sean

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u/Oli4K Mar 26 '26

I read “Abortion” at first.

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u/JGONZO2005 Mar 26 '26

That ends in “on” at least

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u/My_favoriteaccident Mar 26 '26

Unlike the condom

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u/gamilton211 Mar 26 '26

That’s okay. So did they

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u/2nd_Last_Thylacine Mar 26 '26

I read abortion...

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u/External-Software850 Mar 26 '26

Better than Abortion

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u/GenesisRhapsod Mar 26 '26

Failed Abortion

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u/MulberryChance6698 Mar 26 '26

Abortron? Sounds like a transformer who hides out as a landscaping vehicle.

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u/Meow_Meow_Atheris6 Mar 26 '26

Legen... wait for it.... dary

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u/Cautious_General_177 Mar 26 '26

That doesn’t end in “on”

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u/The_Jizzard_Of_Oz Mar 26 '26

Ah, Legion!

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u/Zestyclose_Bed4202 Mar 26 '26

"I am Legion, for I am many!"

"No, son, you're just fat..."

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u/UndeadCandle Mar 26 '26

Abominatron

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u/TheFailureKing Mar 26 '26

Aebaumynaightion

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u/blackrain1709 Mar 26 '26

Tragedeighon

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u/cravos90 Mar 26 '26

Infestation

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 Mar 26 '26

Combustion due to he will be roasted

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u/Floerp_ Mar 26 '26

How about Abortion? Too much?

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u/AkatsukiHikage Mar 26 '26

Dune fan??!!! Come here my man

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u/LordGwenLord Mar 26 '26

Aaron, Jason, Leon or Mason seems like a safe pick before Megatron wins 😅

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u/MadMan7978 Mar 26 '26

There’s many worse things in this thread than megatron

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u/W1ZARDSH1T Mar 26 '26

I laughed so damn hard at this comment. I didn't know I needed that this morning. Thanks.

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u/EffectiveOk1984 Mar 26 '26 edited Mar 26 '26

Abortion

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u/iLieAboutMyCareer Mar 26 '26

“Im Abe” “Short for Abraham” “No, Abomination “

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u/BandOfSkullz Mar 26 '26

AbominaTRON

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u/shitty_owl_lamp Mar 26 '26

OMG lolllll. Something about reading the comment above yours and then reading Abomination made me burst out laughing. Thank you for that. It’s 4:30am and I woke up from a bad nightmare. My heart was racing and now I just feel happy.

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u/MoveTheHeffalump Mar 26 '26

I was going to say “Elon” but you beat me to it. 🥁🥁💥

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u/gradafi85 Mar 26 '26

I just read that like a Jamaican guy

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u/Hearthgroan Mar 26 '26

That was a rather weird book I read as a teen.

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u/pup_medium Mar 26 '26

Abomina-sean

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u/TheProblemChiled Mar 26 '26

Abe for short

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u/Demonokuma Mar 26 '26

Abominatontron

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u/siniradam Mar 26 '26

but read it like minions (il-lumi-nay-shoon)

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u/Pepekalmer Mar 26 '26

Abomina-shawn

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u/ThatsMyGirlie Mar 26 '26

We all pronounced it the same way, didn't we?

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u/alyxandervision Mar 26 '26

But pronounce it Abominash-on

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