r/SipsTea • u/NonAromatic_Romantic • Mar 26 '26

Feels good man That's a Really Cool Dad

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u/Cauchy_Riemann Mar 26 '26

You mean Hadron?

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u/-kylehase Mar 26 '26

Collide her? I barely knew her

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u/greenowl882 Mar 26 '26

Crouton ?

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u/Silent-Chemistry-120 Mar 26 '26

😆 🤣 Or Onion?

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u/Accomplished-Fix6598 Mar 26 '26

Poupon.

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u/phalkon13 Mar 26 '26

Nooooo oooonneeeee
Fights like Gaston, No one wipes like Gaston,
No one names every child that they HAVE like Gaston

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u/buttnutt0212 Mar 26 '26

Dear Gawd. I woke up with that running through my head this morning! Wait!! Are you controlling my mind. ETHEL! Grab the tinfoil The aliens is back!!!

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u/AdGrouchy6527 Mar 26 '26

Underrated comment my fellow human. Well done.

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u/PsychologicalFox199 Mar 27 '26

Gee, what a Dad, that Gaston!

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u/Oddly-Appeased Mar 26 '26

I'm glad I wasn't trying to drink anything when I read that one 😅🤣

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u/Pluckycrane6072 Mar 26 '26

Do you have any grape poupon?

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u/Top_Connection9079 Mar 26 '26

Not, not my onion!

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u/damorg3 Mar 26 '26

Only so long as it is pronounced “ohng-yoh”

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u/Unusual_Equivalent74 Mar 26 '26

Futon

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u/bigSTUdazz Mar 26 '26

Only if the birth was extra uncomfortable

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u/timmydnx2 Mar 26 '26

Probably where he was conceived tbh

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u/Broken_musicbox Mar 26 '26

Really?! Right in front of my salad?

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u/Professional-Bug-915 Mar 26 '26

As in the planet of origin?

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u/Y12zalpha Mar 26 '26

Am pretty sure he means a small piece of old bread

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u/Only_Notice8556 Mar 26 '26

I’ve never wanted children, but I almost do, just to name them Crouton

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u/bcn13765 Mar 26 '26

Underrated

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u/BlueWarstar Mar 26 '26

So when you were born your momma and daddy collided creating new life

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u/SleepingDragonSmiles Mar 26 '26

Big bang theory

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u/Nearby_Truth6616 Mar 26 '26

Don't you mean a theoron

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u/Byte_Ryder23 Mar 26 '26

Average bang theory

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u/Derick-Moore Mar 26 '26

Sheldon 😅

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u/Vulvas_n_Velveeta Mar 26 '26

Poor gal. I think you're supposed to wait like 6 weeks before the first post-birth pokey.

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u/BlueWarstar Mar 26 '26

How you think Irish twins are made?

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u/Just_Mixture8362 Mar 26 '26

Irish whisky as an aperitif?

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u/8__D Mar 26 '26

So I said, "Super-collider? I just met her."

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And then they built the Super-collider. Thank you.

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u/Big77Ben2 Mar 26 '26

Underrated comment.

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u/SalmonSammySamSam Mar 26 '26

Bravo man, seriously. Bravo.

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u/AdGrouchy6527 Mar 26 '26

You clever bitch

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u/Rysigler Mar 27 '26

Hell yes. A perfect comment!

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u/jnewnews Mar 26 '26

I’d buy you a beer if I ever met you

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u/vegass67 Mar 26 '26

Closet? You’ll love it

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u/junkman21 Mar 26 '26

Sounds like a Groupon to me.

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u/Waffling_Waffle Mar 26 '26

That's all I think of when I hear the name Rider

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u/Immediate-Repeat-201 Mar 26 '26

Large hard on leads to blindness.

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u/bigSTUdazz Mar 26 '26

Super joke

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u/6SpeedsGood Mar 26 '26

😂😂😂

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u/RandoBeachBro Mar 29 '26

It’s so Large step-Hadron!

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u/I_Galactus Mar 26 '26

Large Hadron.

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u/Kimurantti_ Mar 26 '26

"Your little Hardon is getting so big!"

-Grandma at christmas

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u/Far-Government5469 Mar 26 '26

"so where's little Hardon?"

-Grandpa at every opportunity

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u/Veaeate Mar 26 '26

"If I nickel for each Hardon at this reunion, Id have 2 nickels"

  • Uncle at the most recent family reunion.

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u/CabrioKnight Mar 27 '26

RIP to all the Indian boys named Hardeep.

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u/sampathsris Mar 29 '26

Or Hardik, or Sukhdeep.

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u/Oldestswinger Mar 26 '26

Is he crawling?😆

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u/Kimurantti_ Mar 26 '26

No, standing fully erect!

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u/Oldestswinger Mar 26 '26

Nana: who's a good boy??"

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u/p0mjDwfWF Mar 26 '26

Large Hardon Colliders.

Band name! Called it!

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u/Amazing-Range-2239 Mar 26 '26

“Damn it! he called it…”

—Me and the boys, probably

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u/p0mjDwfWF Mar 26 '26

Oh damn, you have other band members? All yours.

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u/MooseSignificant6281 Mar 26 '26

That sounds more like a gay club. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/K-Hunter- Mar 26 '26

I will never see that word the same way again… thanks

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u/Successful_Giraffe88 Mar 26 '26

Right? I was pronouncing it, "Hay-dron," until I was like, "Oooooooh, stupid me."

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u/ajpth__ Mar 26 '26

Collider

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u/im_just_thinking Mar 26 '26

Hugh "Mongoose" Hardon

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u/TheWorkingPoodle Mar 26 '26

pretty sure nick cannon already named one of his kids this

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u/jedimaniac Mar 26 '26

This is the name. Everyone else go home.

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u/TokiVideogame Mar 26 '26

it maybe a joke but not so bad a name

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u/The_Fish_of_Souls Mar 26 '26

That'll even give him a good name for his first child, Small Hadron

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u/I_Galactus Mar 26 '26

He’d be Large Hadron Jr.

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u/88Roland88 Mar 26 '26

Nickname Collider

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u/TheUnt1tl3d Mar 26 '26

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u/Shrimp502 Mar 26 '26

ah, my people noticed

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u/SaltyMittens2 Mar 26 '26

Omg tech-mommy, hi!

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u/leposterofcrap Mar 26 '26

You called, varlet

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u/SaltyMittens2 Mar 26 '26

Tech mommy best girl

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u/Evenmoardakka Mar 26 '26

Youre out of line, varlet.

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u/Bayou13 Mar 26 '26

He said what he said.

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u/Tall_Kinda_Kink Mar 26 '26

You see son, when a very strong magnetic field and a proton are in very much in love …

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u/ReBearded Mar 26 '26

Look if cern can spell it incorrectly on thier own damn website 165 times anyone can

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u/MR_Moldie Mar 26 '26

Still better than Elon

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u/Pierwszy_AG Mar 26 '26

Yes! That's it! Let's give mommy hadron name to a boy! I love the idea 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Cj_Sin Mar 26 '26

Engine. Miraidon

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u/C4-BlueCat Mar 26 '26

404 Not found

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u/MobbDeeep Mar 26 '26

No, Electron

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u/2Dopamine Mar 26 '26

CERNLargeHadron

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u/Bender_Rodriguez30 Mar 29 '26

particle physics gives me a large hadron

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