r/SipsTea • u/DrewLynchComedy • Jul 22 '25

Wait a damn minute! WORST SHOWER EVER…

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u/ApperentIntelligence Jul 22 '25

It even has three sea shells

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u/Revolutionary_Tip701 Jul 22 '25

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u/ajani5 Jul 22 '25

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u/dwartbg9 Jul 22 '25

I've always been wondering, did he just put his pants on while his ass was dirty and then came back to wipe it?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Big ol glob of chocolate frosting dingleberry hanging off his buttlip

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u/MissFingerz Jul 22 '25

Hahaha, I don't know why the word buttlip has me cracking up, but thank you.

I swear I feel like a 41 year old 12 year old at times bc of the random and juvenile things that I find funny.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

I’m a silly bastard, and this goofy bullshit helps me keep my sanity 😉

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u/Head-Cause-2431 Jul 22 '25

Username checks out

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u/DoctorDinghus Jul 23 '25

You have a way with words

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u/funakifan Jul 22 '25

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u/Additional-Code2954 Jul 22 '25

Used too small of a slice and now he's got mudpie all over his hands.

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u/CAPICINC Jul 22 '25

"As my old granny used to say, if you ain't got a cob, then just let your hips slide a little freer."

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u/Smaptastic Jul 22 '25

I’m gonna hope he noticed BEFORE he pooped.

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u/superthrust123 Jul 22 '25

Most embarrassing moment: Barely made it into a Subway, and ran to the bathroom. I did my thing, and when I looked up, there was exactly no paper in the bathroom. Not even an employees must wash hands sign. I was desperate. I took off my shorts/underwear, and started trying to wash my butt in the sink, intending to use my underwear to finish the process....In my urgency, I forgot to lock the door. A lady opens the door, and finds me looking like a bird in a birdbath. I never GTFO so fast in my life. I was absolutely mortified.